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How about marrying a Cantonese man?

1. Lots of food

Everyone laughed and said that in Guangdong, except the plane in the sky, no submarine in the water can eat, and Cantonese people eat everything. This is still quite suitable. We Cantonese really can't make do with eating. I don't want to cook on weekends, so I go to the teahouse for tea, a cup of two yuan. Drink from 10 in the morning to 1 0 in the afternoon, and solve breakfast and lunch together. I ate a few shrimp dumplings and sold barbecued pork buns. I sighed two cups of chrysanthemum, Pu 'er and Siraitia grosvenorii. Another happy morning.

If you are hungry in the afternoon, go to heatea ~ and have a freshly baked egg tart pineapple bag and a cup of iced Hong Kong-style milk tea, another meal.

What to eat at night? Stir-fried beef river, boat porridge, seafood stalls, clay pot rice, Chaoshan beef ball noodles, whatever you want to eat anyway.

Say "eat", "drink tea" and "afternoon tea" every day, and feel that nothing is more important than eating.

Guangdong men's cooking is very average, but they can often find out where there is delicious food and take you there. Even if they can't cook, they won't be hungry.

I seldom eat spicy food and like soup very much.

Cantonese people like to make soup. Soup is a must for eating. Bones and chicken can be matched with any materials, such as Huaisheng, Astragalus, Polygonatum odoratum, Euryale ferox, Dang Sheng, Eucommia ulmoides, Lady Enforcers, Lycium barbarum, Ginseng and dried vegetables. All kinds of materials with the same origin of medicine and food can be thrown in. You can have a black-bone chicken soup in winter and a keel Lady Enforcers in summer to clear away heat. 365 days a year, when there is no soup, eating is uncomfortable.

Marry a Cantonese man, even if you can't cook soup, he will try to teach you, and then you cook soup every day.

The money belongs to the wife.

Cantonese people are more traditional. It is normal for a husband to make money and a wife to manage money. This is not uncommon here. If a wife doesn't care about money, that's new.

Guangdong men and women can still manage their families well, make plans for their various income and expenditure, and be careful. I also reserve my husband's pocket money every month. If my wife is happy one day, she can sweet talk and get more pocket money.

4. Talk about bad harvest all day

Guangdong people born and raised in Guangdong speak Cantonese more. Because they are close to Hong Kong, they also like to "tell bad get" (tell cold jokes). "Which button on the computer keyboard is the most handsome? F4 "What hair is the most common? Normal ""small white+small white =? White Rabbit (2) "All kinds of nonsense in daily life are not irritating, and I especially like to ask friends who are not Cantonese. Seeing that they couldn't answer, I suddenly realized that it was fun and funny.

Maybe we are all optimistic. When we are unhappy, we talk about some bad things and feel that life is easy.

I like watching Hong Kong dramas and listening to Cantonese songs.

Born and raised in Guangdong, they all grew up watching Hong Kong operas and listening to Cantonese songs. Most of their favorite stars are Andy Lau, Jacky Cheung, Tony Leung Chiu Wai, Stephen Chow and Eason Chan, their favorite female stars are twins, Miriam Yeung and Joey Yung, and their favorite TV stations are TVB and former ATV.

Cantonese people seldom like folk songs and rock and roll, and life is fine. There are not so many sorrows and shouts. Just sing Cantonese songs casually and talk about love ~

6. If you want to be a housewife, I support you ~

Cantonese people are more traditional. If the man can improve his job and income after getting married and having children, it is no problem for the woman to simply take care of the children at home. The husband makes money and the wife spends money. Really like Stephen Chow said "I support you". And Guangdong men don't feel how great they are. It is normal for them that men are outside and women are inside. If my wife wants to go out to work, she can. I'm glad you're happy anyway. I don't want to do this. I will support you when I quit my job and go home ~

Low-key and pragmatic

I feel that Guangdong men's preference for luxury goods is relatively low, especially for the post-80 s and post-90 s generations, and they rarely buy Hermes or lv belts to wear. Unless I tell you, it's hard to tell whether a Cantonese man is really rich from his daily clothes and supplies.

There are some Cantonese men around me who don't talk about work. Sometimes they need to meet guests, which will be a little high-end overall, but the dress for daily life is really simple. It's common to wear a white tee from Uniqlo with a pair of levis jeans. Some rich friends, on a hot day, just wore a tee+ shorts and stepped on a pair of flip-flops and asked them out on the roadside. What you wear is not the most important thing, but what you eat is ~

8. Pursuing the comfort of life

Guangdong people's mantra is "yes, but pull", "whatever" and "you talk about things", which is very considerate of other people's feelings. They like to leave the decision on what to eat and how to decide things to others, and they are more accommodating to many things.

I know local boys in Shenzhen and Guangzhou. They really don't have too many demands on their careers. They all want to live comfortably and happily. Have tea and lunch in the evening when you are free. Life is simple and practical. It's enough to "have a car and a building to eat and drink", so many local boys in Guangdong will fall in love and marry Guangdong girls. In this relaxed cultural atmosphere, everyone's pursuit of life and the future is the same.

Guangdong girl would rather marry a girl with ordinary living conditions, but she can stay with herself all the time instead of earning a lot of money and working overtime all day. It's just that Guangdong boys don't like to work overtime, just together ~

9. Tell love stories in Cantonese, and Sue is first-rate.

It's really a first-class Sue for Guangdong boys to say love words in Cantonese. We will say "I miss you" instead of "I like you" instead of "I like you". It is estimated that Guangdong girls are used to Cantonese and think it is not bad. When I was in college, friends from other provinces heard Cantonese speakers, and they all said that they had a feeling of TVB.

"BB, I will support you ~"

"Marry me."

Anyway, it sounds like sue ~

Guangdong is a good place, with good coastal air, less smog and more sunshine. Many Cantonese people will go abroad to study and go to university, and most of them will come back in the end, because they are used to life here, which is interesting, simple and practical.

When you are unhappy and stressed, just have breakfast, lunch and afternoon tea. Life here is very good. Marry a Cantonese boy and have a Cantonese baby.