A joke that foreigners can understand.

-My uncle has 1000 people.

-He's really something. What does he do?

-The maintenance man in the cemetery.

He is really a big shot.

There are 1000 people under my uncle.

-He's really a big shot. What do you do?

Graveyard keeper.

A three-year-old boy took the hand of a three-year-old girl and said, "I love you." The little girl said, "Can you get me for the future?" The little boy said, "of course, we are not one or two years old!" "

A three-year-old boy took the hand of a three-year-old girl and said, "I love you." The little girl said, "Can you be responsible for my future?" The little boy said, "Of course, we are not one or two years old!" "