Which general's death in "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" is the funniest?

The funniest generals who died in "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" are as follows:

The first is Xia Houjie. This dear man followed Cao Cao to hunt down Liu Bei, but was frightened by Zhang Fei and Zhang Yide's shouts at Changbanqiao, so that he vomited blood and fell off his horse to death. He died before taking action, so he deserved to be ranked first. I suspected that he had a heart disease, but they didn't know about this disease at that time!

The second is Lu Bu. He is a figure who is like the God of War in the Three Kingdoms. The battle between the three heroes of Hulao Pass and Lu Bu made him successful. In the end, he did not die on the battlefield, but was kidnapped by his men and given to Cao Cao. When he was dying, he was still dreaming and asked his enemy Liu Bei for help, but Liu Bei borrowed his knife to kill him!

There is also Yan Liangwen Chou. When the eighteen princes attacked Dong Zhuo, Hua Xiong led several allied generals. As a result, Yuan Shao said, "It's a pity that my general Yan Liangwen Chou is not here, otherwise I would not allow Hua Xiong to be so arrogant." But they were both instantly killed by Guan Yu later, so I think they were completely arranged by the director to upgrade Guan Erye and gain experience.

I think the funniest general who died in "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" was Xia Houjie.

Xia Houjie was just watching the excitement in Changbanqiao, but was frightened to death by Zhang Fei's shouts and momentum.

In addition to the funniest, there are also several generals who are also extremely funny:

The generals who were pissed to death

1. Among the generals who were pissed to death The most famous one is Zhou Yu. "Zhuge Liang's Three Qi and Zhou Yu" is a famous chapter, and there are a lot of stories about this story in unofficial storytelling.

2. The most photogenic among the angry generals is Wang Lang. Wang Lang and Zhuge Liang quarreled with each other, but their skills were inferior and they were angry to death. There are various clips of this story, and there are too many videos in the ghost section of station B.

3. Among the angry generals, the most aggrieved one was Yu Jin. Yu Jin has been with Cao Cao since he first launched his army. In the end, Yu Jin surrendered and Guan Yu was released to the Wei Kingdom. Cao Pi painted Yu Jin's defeat and begging for surrender on the wall of his mausoleum. After seeing Yu Jin, he felt angry and ashamed, and died of depression after falling ill.

The most famous military general in "The Kuai who booed his head and died too much" is Pan Feng. The original article only mentioned "I have General Pan Feng, who can kill Hua Xiong", but there is a sentence in the old version of the Three Kingdoms TV series "Don't panic, leader". I felt how powerful Pan Feng was, but he was killed not long after he left.

2. The general introduced after the death of Kuai Li was Xia Houen. Zhao Yun assassinated a general and seized the sword in one round at Changban, and then introduced the deceased as Xia Houen, the man who carried Cao Cao's sword at all times. He came out to make soy sauce while carrying "Qingzhi" and actually received the lunch box directly.

3. Wen Chou is the most famous general in Kuai. Starting from Hua Xiong, Yuan Shao began to introduce his two famous Hebei generals Yan Liang and Wen Chou. As a result, Wen Chou ran away timidly when fighting Guan Yu. Guan Yu caught him off guard and was beheaded in three rounds.

The above discussion is all about the content of the novel "Romance of the Three Kingdoms". There is no need to go into more details. It is just for fun.

"The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" is one of the four great masterpieces in ancient my country. Luo Guanzhong completed this magnificent masterpiece based on historical records and folklore. Luo Guanzhong was from the Ming Dynasty, so he was still some time away from the history of the Three Kingdoms. In addition to historical records, there are also many folklores, plus novels, which have a certain degree of artistic creativity. Thanks to this "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", we have been familiar with many characters in the Three Kingdoms since childhood. There are heroes, lords, and weird people in the Three Kingdoms. Today we are going to talk about some people who died in strange ways in "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms". Some died of anger, frightened to death, cursed to death, etc. They all died in various ways. They also added a sense of humor to "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms". color. In the TV series Three Kingdoms, the battle between Master Wang and Zhuge Liang has become popular again in recent years thanks to the current Internet communication technology. In the article "The Marquis of Wuxiang scolded Wang Lang to death" in "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", it is written that during Zhuge Liang's Northern Expedition, Wang Lang asked for orders to persuade Zhuge Liang to surrender, but he never expected to be scolded to death when he faced Zhuge Liang in Qishan. This plot It has been reduced to a joke among the people for hundreds of years. But in history, Master and Disciple Wang's political talents and literary attainments are still very good.

Xia Houjie appeared in the 42nd Chapter of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms in the Battle of Changbanpo. He was one of the generals that Cao Cao always brought with him.

On the way Cao Cao led his army to pursue Zhao Yun, he met Zhang Fei at Dangyang Bridge. Zhang Fei stood on the bridge alone and shouted loudly to drive back millions of Cao Cao's troops, while scaring Xia Houjie to death. Of course, the method that caused Xia Houjie's death should not be as exaggerated as in the novel. It may be that Xia Houjie himself had a physical disease or the horse was frightened and fell off the horse and died. But Xia Houjie is indeed known to more people because of his unique way of dying.

Zhang Fei, in "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", after Guan Yu's death, Zhang Fei was so sad that he wrote to Liu Bei requesting to attack Soochow to avenge Guan Yu. Liu Bei asked Zhang Fei to return to his territory to prepare troops, horses, money, and food to attack Wu. , because his subordinate Fan Jiang and Zhang Da could not complete the preparation of supplies on time, they whipped the two of them. Later, while Zhang Fei was sleeping, the two sneaked in and killed Zhang Fei. A generation of famous generals died in this way. Of course, history and fiction are different. Zhang Fei in history was eight feet tall (one foot in the Three Kingdoms was about 23.1cm), which is about 1.85 meters today. Zhang Fei was born into a wealthy and aristocratic family in Zhuo County. He was wise and resourceful, proficient in cursive calligraphy, good at painting beauties, and had a high level of cultural literacy. He could be regarded as a Confucian general who "mounted his horse to attack the crazy beauties, and dismounted his horse to write cursive military scripts."

1 Meng Huo

Meng Huo: I am fully aware of Kong Ming’s plan

Result: Meng Huo was captured alive by Zhuge Liang 7 times

2 Wei Yan

Wei Yan: Who dares to kill me! Who dares to kill me! Who dares to kill me!

In the end, he was hacked to death by Ma Dai

3 Jiang Qian

Cao Cao...: What do you want to bring, sir?

Jiang Qian: Only one servant and two boys were left, and Bao Zhun asked Zhou Yu to take off his armor and surrender

As a result, someone used a counter-intentional trick to kill the chief and deputy commander of Cao Cao's navy

Then the third one will be Speaking of Xing Daorong, the most powerful general in Jingzhou, it is said that this man has the courage and strength that cannot be overcome by one man. Therefore, Liu Bei was very cautious when attacking Lingling. In order to be sure, he sent the two fierce generals Zhao Yun and Zhang Fei beside him to fight. However, Xing Daorong did not disgrace his reputation as the most powerful general in Jingzhou. When I heard that Liu Bei's army was coming to attack, I was not afraid and mounted my horse to fight. However, when his skills were inferior to those of others, he was dismounted by Zhao Yun with a single shot in one round. People just disappeared.

I think among the generals in "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", Lu Bu should have the funniest death. The so-called "funny" must contain sad and deplorable elements. Lu Bu did all these things...

"Lu Bu is among men, and the red rabbit is among horses." Lu Bu, as the undisputed number one general in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, was supposed to have a spectacular death, but was instead led to death by hanging and hanging himself by God's will, which shows that he himself is a sad, ridiculous figure... .

In "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", he is brave and leads the crowd. But he did not realize what he said, "I have Fang Tian painted halberd, red rabbit horse, what should I be afraid of..."? Instead, he was betrayed by his subordinates with his bold words like a man, tied to the chair without knowing it, and was led away Being tried and punished has become a joke...

And in front of the traitor Cao Cao, he knew that he was doomed, but he still succumbed to beg for mercy and surrender. It was so simple that he was ridiculous and even laughed at...

And it makes sense It is unclear, and he does not distinguish between loyal and treacherous. He was clearly an enemy who was being used by Liu Bei. Instead, he thought he was kind to him and tried to ask him to intercede on his behalf. In the end, he was harmed by him. This also became a laughing stock for future generations...

From the above, the fate of this number one brave man in the Three Kingdoms can be described as cowardly and stupid. Before his death, his heroic image was completely lost and his performance was lame. In fact, among the generals in "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", he was the first person to die the most tragic, deplorable and funny death.

If the military commander who died the funniest death in "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" is none other than Xia Houjie. On the Changban slope, Zhang Fei roared with thunder. The man was so frightened that he fell down from his horse and died.

Although this is Luo Guanzhong's nonsense, it is exciting and funny enough to make readers angry. Zhang Fei's heroism and heroism and Xia Houjie's trembling danger form a very sharp contrast, making readers laugh and admire Jide's heroic demeanor. "With a roar on the Changban slope, Cao's camp retreated with millions of soldiers alone." This situation and scene are so heart-stirring, General Yide is really a god!

For girls who like history, let me answer. I think there are two funniest deaths.

Of course, the famous General Pan Feng ranks first. Pan Feng, also known as incompetent, is a native of Tai'an, Qingzhou. He is a master of the Qinggang shovel. He is well versed in the art of drilling holes and has the talent to conceal the truth from the sky and the earth.

The eighteen princes attacked Dong Zhuo. Hua Xiong, the captain of Dong Zhuo, led his cavalry down the pass and came in front of the stronghold to curse and challenge. The eunuch Han Fu said: I have general Pan Feng who can kill Hua Xiong. Yuan Shao urgently ordered When he went out to fight, Pan Feng mounted his horse with a big ax in his hand. Not long after he left, Pegasus came to report. Pan Feng was killed by Hua Xiong in just one round.

Second, Xia Houjie, a nephew of Cao Cao's clan, was deeply loved by Cao Cao, and always took him with him during battles. He was as timid as a mouse, relying on Cao Cao's power of a fox to pretend to be a tiger. In front of Changban Bridge, he was killed by Zhang Fei He roared and frightened and fell off his horse, because the horse was frightened at the same time and stepped on his head, killing him on the spot.

Of course it is Xia Houjie.

Zhang Fei roared at Changbanpo. Xia Houjie was so frightened that his liver and gallbladder split apart, and he fell off his horse and died.

Wei Yan, a famous general under Liu Bei, was a heavyweight general in the mid-Shu Han Dynasty in "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms". He followed Zhuge Liang in the Northern Expedition to Cao Wei and made many military exploits. During Zhuge Liang's Northern Expedition, he presented the "Ziwu Valley Strategy". The policy was not adopted by Zhuge Liang, and he had considerable objections to Zhuge Liang. Before Zhuge Liang died, he ordered Yang Yi to lead the army. Wei Yan was dissatisfied with this and led his army to counterattack Yang Yi after Zhuge Liang died of illness. However, Yang Yi used Zhuge Liang's last plan to provoke Wei Yan. Wei Yan shouted "Who dares to kill me" and was lurked aside. Killed by Ma Dai.

Zhou Yu was angry to death by Zhuge Liang;

Wang Lang was scolded to death by Zhuge Liang;

Sima Zhao died laughing;

Lu Meng, according to "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" says that after killing Guan Yu, he cursed Sun Quan at the celebration party and vomited blood and died;

Pang Tong, it is said that his death at Luofengpo was a suicide designed by himself;

Xia Houen, Zhang Fei was frightened to death on Changbanpo