Repentance book 2500 words

I apologize to you because I once got up the courage to kick your ass.

The other day, you drove your newly bought tuotuo to the class reunion. I know, you want to make money: let your classmates know that you have become a car owner. But I was in a panic: I was afraid that you would "destroy a pair to calculate a pair", and I was afraid that I could not afford to lose people-a detached child is like a super girl on the streets of Chengdu. What is there to show off? Moreover, an hour later, you called and screamed: "Your son, the car can't run ..." 40 yuan to take a taxi, running around: the oil is dry and the car is hot. Hey, wife, it's all my fault for not taking good care of it. I have decided to buy a satellite remote sensing locator called "Lilahuo". Even if you drive to Yaochi to find the Queen Mother in the future, I can monitor the ratio of your IQ to fuel consumption.

My salary is not high, my bonus is not high, my blood fat is high, my politics is not prominent, and my business is not prominent. I can only become a fourth-class man and go home from work every day. Honey, you are not a first-class woman, but you have a home outside your home. Tuotuoer has become your second home: car warehouse, sleeping bag, shoe cabinet, cosmetic bag, magazine bag, clothes rack, folding chair, barbecue grill ... before you sit in it, you must dig a hole to find space. And there is a row of little dolls hanging in the back window of the car. Honey, I have to say, your baby is a Chinese odyssey.

Honey, you should be beautiful when you drive. You are always afraid of wrinkling beautiful clothes and seldom wear a seat belt. Waiting for the red light at the intersection, you still like to brush your eyelashes and draw lip lines-do you have to wait for the police uncle to come over and smile to avoid the fine? You also have a bad habit: love to have long hair like Mei Chaofeng. On Binjiang East Road that day, you hung a cyclist upside down because of your dark hair. Looking at the man who looks like your dream lover Ceng Zhiwei, you cocked your head at him for three minutes. I'm dizzy!

I know how much you usually drink, no matter how dangerous it is to drive after drinking. That day, you were drunk and took the customer's hand and shouted, "I'd rather have a hole in my stomach than leave a seam emotionally." When you came home late at night, you drove like a van and almost hit a biting man and woman walking in the shade into the clouds. Sitting in the co-pilot's seat, I cried like a tinkling cat and roared in a softer voice than Jeff Chang Shin-Che Shenche: "I never want to see you drunk in the middle of the night again, and I don't want other men to see your charm. You know, it will break my heart. "

Dear, since you got a car, you have become a first-class boss and never left the kitchen. Hungry croak, you whine on the phone: "Your son, come back quickly!" " ! I can't cook by myself. Come back quickly. The dining table is wonderful because of you. Don't let my stomach be as empty as the sea! "Beauty and cars are two things that can drive men crazy at the same time, but I want to jump out of Funan River!

The head can be broken, but the hairstyle can't be messy; Blood can flow, leather shoes should be oiled. I decided to fight back. But I thought about it all night, and I got up the courage to beat you up. I immediately lost my temper: What if one day you take revenge in "The Roar of Lions" and put out your nine-yin white bone claws to drive a racing car in my face? I sighed and gave up. There is still half a brave heart in the dream of the covered bridge. For you, I will continue to pay all the wages, contract all the leftovers and report my thoughts every day.

Your chaste husband, Gui.

No language can replace my guilt. How can I get your forgiveness?

Maybe it's fate. None of us want to hurt the last person, but it happened. Believe me, because I love you, let's cherish each other!

Your unintentional injury hurt you and hurt me.

I didn't mean to hurt you. I feel bad too! I hope you can understand and give me a chance to change! Start accepting me again!

Thinking of the sweetness we once had, all the anger vanished. This is true intimacy, and nothing can cut off our love for each other.

It's all my nonsense. Sorry, I won't talk nonsense anymore. Please forgive me!

I sincerely ask you to forgive me and not be angry, okay?

Don't completely deny me because of this, at least keep me at home for 60 years.

I dare not look you in the eye. I know I was wrong. You have many adults. Please forgive me? The person who loves you deeply is repenting. ...

Don't tell me you're really angry. Actually, I know because you care about me! And I can only tell you: I am sorry!

Did I scare you? Just kidding, don't mind!

Dear wife: According to your wishes, I reflected in the study 1 hour 43 minutes and 7 seconds, drank a cup of boiled water, went to the toilet once, and didn't smoke. The above facts are accurate, please check. Attach my review report, and the improper part can be negotiated.

After three months of married life, I think my wife is gentle, virtuous, diligent and intelligent, and she is a rare good wife. As a husband, I am eccentric and frivolous, and what I have done is really debatable. The following is my analysis of my bad behavior, please have a look at it.

1. I was wrong about yesterday. Although the braised eggplant you made is a little salty, it is mellow and delicious, and its flaws are not hidden. I shouldn't accuse you of wasting salt. I'm so demanding and accusing, I'm totally jealous. But adding some water is ok.

When you said you liked Lu Yi, I shouldn't have said I liked Liang Yongqi, which caused you to ignore me for two days, which was extremely painful. Think about it carefully, my answer is really inappropriate, because your playboy is still confined to the mainland, but I rushed to Hong Kong and Taiwan. I prefer Zhou Xun.

You like watching Little Ge Zheng in Korean dramas, so I shouldn't try my best to stop it. When you compare me with him, I shouldn't protest, because Ge Zheng Jr. didn't protest.

4. Saturday's wedding, I said I have a meeting, and I don't know if I can go. You have prepared two red envelopes, one is 100 and the other is 200. As a result, I didn't go, and you accidentally sent a thick one. Honey, I shouldn't laugh at you. You are doing very well. If I were you, I might send them both together.

Last time you bought yellow croaker, I shouldn't pretend to be a chef. As a result, when you help the chef, you jump for joy and drool when you smell it, which is unbearable for your fragile mind.

6. Do you cut your hair short and ask me if it looks good? I said it looked good and you were happy. Further verification, I said it was ok. If you say hello, my answer is not as good as before, which makes you sad. This is mine. In the future, such replies will be subject to the first time.

7. You met many excellent friends online. At one time, Hongyan passed books and jade photos flew all over the sky. I shouldn't have attacked you with newspaper reports. But the picture of you in a white skirt really doesn't look good. You'd better wear the one with the high collar. I'm the bodyguard next to you, and I look awesome.

When you visit your nephew, come back and discuss with me who should wash diapers. I really shouldn't pass the buck and make you angry. But honey, this task is too far away. Let's discuss who will be responsible for fertility. Who was born in their family?

9. When you accused me of leaving my socks lying around, I shouldn't accuse you of leaving books lying around. After all, socks stink and are scholarly.

10. When you invited Cher to McDonald's, I shouldn't secretly kick her under the table to make you furious, but she stepped on so many shoes, why didn't you care?

1 1. When you say that I am not as beautiful as you, I shouldn't stubbornly deny it. You're right, the evidence is conclusive, and the blind can testify.

12. I came back from taking out the garbage downstairs. You walked around me several times and asked me how many cigarettes I smoked. You were angry when I said one. Honey, I didn't know your nose was so sensitive. Actually, I smoked two. You have always been an understanding girl. I hope you can forgive me and give me a chance to turn over a new leaf.

For the sake of family stability and economic prosperity, by the way, a few small suggestions:

1. Don't point to the handsome guy on TV and say that he looks like your ex-boyfriend. The first time you approached a man at close range was at the sophomore dance, and you stepped on someone's foot in a panic. Unfortunately, it was me.

When shopping, don't always have whimsy, such as buying a shredder to make garlic paste. Don't you think my machine is more economical?

When eating, you always think I eat less, but when taking pictures, you think I am fat. Honey, this is really embarrassing for me.

Don't give me some tricky questions, saying it's a brain teaser and confusing my logic. Don't tell me a joke when I watch a gunfight movie, and you won't laugh.

Please ask your wife about the above.

Love your husband. -~