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Gao Xiumin's lines in the essay "The Water Deliverer"
That's settled,
Zhao: Then I'll lie down in the back room for a while.
G: don't lie down, don't.
Zhao: What should I do if I don't lie down?
G: No, you didn't (squeak).
Fan: Mom, open the door?
G: Alas,
(opens the door) son, son,
Fan: Mom.
G: Son.
Fan: Alas (laughs)
G: Son (touching his face) Son, you have lost weight.
Fan: Really?
G: It's still dark.
Fan: drying in the sun,
(Laughter)
Where is my father?
(
look in every direction
)?
G: in the house,
Fan: Really? Where is it?
G: Hey, I was in the house just now (I also looked around) Hey, here it is.
(Pulls it out) My son is back,
High:
(
Opposite to Fan Hegao.
)
Call dad!
Zhao: Dad.
High:
Backward (urgently)
Inverted.
Zhao: I'm your father (pointing to Fan)
Fan: Hey.
Zhao: No! I am your father (slowly)
Fan: That's right.
Zhao: I haven't seen him.
Fan:
(Two people bow to each other.
,
Dad, thank you for your constant support. I am a doctor now.
We'll talk about it later.
G: Son, you are a postdoctoral fellow.
(Zhao) Why didn't you say anything? My son is a postdoctoral fellow.
(Laughter)
Zhao: You go first. You can't always fall behind, everyone laughs.
G: Come and take the bag down.
(Zhao pats the back)
Fan: Mom, it's okay.
Gao: Thin fans: Mom, my hair is all white.
Gao: Hehe, son, alas (Gao chases over and takes it off), you give it to me. Look, what are you doing with it?
Fan: Put it on the ground. Sit down, dad. Sit down.
Everyone is sitting around the table, laughing all the time.
Fan: Mom.
laugh
G: Son.
laugh
Zhao: Hehe, when I think about it, it's really interesting to talk to you.
Zhao: Are you all right? I have to deliver water.
G: What's your hurry?
Fan: Are you that busy? dad
G: Your father is busy with his future work.
Fan: Yes, my father is an engineer.
Zhao: I deliver water.
G: Yes, yes, the engineer in charge of water conservancy.
water conservancy
Zhao: It's the Three Gorges Project and the South-to-North Water Transfer Project.
Fan: Really?
Zhao: Nothing to me, hehe.
Zhao: I am mainly responsible for the South-to-North Water Transfer Project.
Son, your father is glad to see you back. He wants to change you a bucket of water. He is still a little nervous when he looks at you, hehe.
Fan: Dad.
dad
Relax. I'm nervous when you're nervous.
Hey hey.
Zhao: Can you not be nervous when you meet for the first time?
Zhao: Have you eaten?
High:
have a meal
(
Pointing to Zhao said
)
You go to the kitchen and bring the fish up. Zhao gets up and goes in the other direction of the kitchen.
G: this way, this way, this way (pointing in the direction of the kitchen)
Fan: Mom, don't keep my dad busy. Go ahead.
(pulls Zhao to sit down)
G: Then, I will walk to the kitchen.
Zhao:
(pointing to Gao) Come back early.
Fan and Zhao were sitting on both sides of the table giggling and laughing.
Zhao:
(Wearing glasses, sitting unnaturally)
Fan:
Dad, your eyes are a little blurred, aren't they? (Laughter)
Zhao: Well, it's a few degrees below zero.
Fan:
My father is very humorous.
Hmm. How interesting
Zhao: How many years have you been exporting?
Fan:
(surprised expression) I
Go abroad for six years
Zhao: I heard from your mother that where are you going to learn from your father?
Fan:
No, no, study Munai.
Yi Zhao: Oh, where is Aunt Research?
Fan: Not the aunt, but the body found.
Zhao: Are you studying the bodies found there? There are ancient poems in China.
There are 300 Tang poems, and the bed is bright.
The moonlight and the glass are frosted. If you don't clean them often, they will get dirty. I will do it.
(haha)
Fan: Dad, this body is a body.
Zhao: Oh, this is the body of the ancients.
Fan: Mommy.
Zhao: It's called menstruation Milk.
High:
(coming out with fish) Hahahaha, nagging your aunt,
. Your aunt's milk is very hard, son. Look at the fish stewed by your mother.
Zhao: Did you get any results from your research on Aunt Mu's milk?
Report to your father.
Fan: Hey, this milk, no, mummies over 3,000 years old can tell the truth from the false.
Zhao:
Fake? What do you mean fake?
Fan: It's fake, and fake is fake.
Zhao: It will be three thousand years before you know the truth. I hurry to deliver water.
G: Why are you so busy?
Fan: Dad, Dad.
Don't worry, I'll buy you a bottle of wine. We can't make two cups. I'll get the wine.
Zhao: Didn't I hit a gun? The mummies of three thousand years are all true and false, so I won't reveal them in the future? I
G: alas.
Ignore him, say something else, say something else.
Zhao: Can you say something else?
Fan: Of course, you can say whatever you want. Come and sit down, sit down.
Zhao: It's amazing. A 3000-year-old can tell the truth from the false.
(Candy as high as Zhao's mouth) Two people laugh.
Zhao:
Look at me (stuffing candy into Zhao's mouth). Two people laugh.
Zhao: Are you mistaken too?
~~~~
(Candy as high as Zhao's mouth) Two people laugh.
Zhao: I came out after diabetes.
G: Here, have a drink.
Fan: Drink, dad, dad, drink, Zhao Xian drank,
Fan: Dad, I
Gao, Zhou,
Van, kill me,
Gao, can you do it?
Fan: My father is a week old, so am I.
G: Oh, my son scatters more and more, hehe.
Fan: Nothing. I just stayed with my dad.
Dad (Zhao has another drink)
G: Shit, what are you afraid of?
Drink slowly. Come on.
Fan: Then I, I, I, I still do it.
G: Ah, ah, I did it again, hehe.
Fan: Gee, my dad is so rich.
G: come on.
(Zhao drinks again) Do you think your dad drinks so fast? (Fan also drank)
Fan: Oh dear.
G: drink slowly.
Fan: All down, all down.
Gao: Slow down, slow down, slow down,
Fan: Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, don't worry, dad.
G: slow down.
Fan: You have to let me talk, Dad. A thousand words, you can't repay me for raising you old, no, no, no.
No, it's me, because you are too old for me.
, no
What can I say?
Zhao: They both did it in wine.
G: do it again
Zhao: Alas, I have delivered the bucket, but I still can't get out.
G: Alas,
Fan: Dad, dad, dad, dad.
Zhao: Oh, my God, this wine and foreign beer are too strong.
Fan: Dad, not beer.
G: You.
Are you drunk?
Fan: Dad, Dad, this is foreign wine.
Zhao: I see it.
Fan: Ah.
Zhao: Don't laugh at me. I am also a person of status. I tell you, once I went to a grand hotel to spend money and drank this wine. I went.
Then sit down. I said wine. Miss Ka wants to bring this wine. I said how much, she said.
1880
She asked me if you were driving. I
Go ahead, she opened it with a bang. I said you were joking.
(All three laugh)
G: Invite your dad to drink everywhere.
Zhao: Who invited me? She grabbed me and wouldn't let me go. I said the wine was so expensive, but she said it was Remy Martin.
Fan: No, yes, no face.
Zhao: Yes, this wine made me lose face.
Fan: Dad is so humorous.
Zhao: I said bro.
G: alas.
Zhao: My brother and I had a good time today.
Fan: Dad.
Zhao: Big Brother is not bragging. Say something else, brother.
Fan: No, brother.
G: Alas,
Fan: Dad.
G: What are you two doing? Fan and Zhao both laughed.
Fan: Dad, Dad.
Zhao: I don't usually drink this kind of wine.
Fan:
I'm telling you,
My dad, this is humor,
Do you know that?/You know what? Your old humor and energy,
I will give you a present. You'll like it.
Gee, my dad is so cute,
G: You can go now.
Zhao: No, I accept the thanks. I
G: You can go now.
Zhao: Didn't he come to thank me? What's the matter with you?
Fan: Dad, Dad, take that off and wear this.
G: He can't wear this hat. You can keep it.
Fan: Mom,
My dad is happy, my dad is happy, alas, put it on, alas,
(Laughter)
Zhao:
Wear this thread.
No?
Fan: cowboy in the west
Zhao: No, cowboys in the west must wear leather boots.
Fan: Right, right, right,
G: Don't give him your shoes.
Zhao: I have seen cowboys on TV.
G: You can keep it.
Fan: Dad is happy.
Zhao: This is what foreigners wear when herding cattle.
Fan: Dad's feet are big.
Zhao: How big are your feet?
Fan: Me.
4 1
about
Zhao: My feet are as big as your shoes, just right, hehe.
G: He can't wear it.
Fan: Step, step.
step on
Zhao: My feet are eager for your shoes.
G: He can't wear it. Look, his heel is still exposed.
Zhao: Alas, I will go down in a few years.
Fan: Great.
Zhao: How about this time?
Fan: Great.
Zhao: I send water to save money. I bought a leather jacket.
Fan: Yes, yes, my leather jacket is ready-made
G: You can wear this one.
Fan: My dad is happy, my dad is happy, my dad is happy.
Put it on, put it on
Last/better/previous/last name
Zhao: Give me all these.
Fan: Come on, the whole set.
Zhao: You are too cooperative.
Fan: Oh, old cowboy, old cowboy.
Zhao: Who shall I send water to this time? I'll see who dares to mess with me.
Gao, you have finished the task, you can go, take this off,
Fan: Mom, mom, mom, mom.
Dad, I still have the most important gift for you. Sit down,
Zhao: And.
Fan: Dad, this is the payment for my thesis. It's 5,000 yuan, and it's yours.
G: Where will he spend his money?
Fan: Mom, mom, give it to my dad, give it to my dad.
G: I'll keep it for him.
Fan: Mom, mom, isn't it for you to give it to my dad? Put it away,
Zhao: Then I'll get it all together.
G: hey! If I give it to you, what do you want? I don't think I'm an outsider I forgot your identity.
Fan: Mom! Why are you talking to my father like that?
Zhao: Why are you talking to my mother here?
you
mother
Your mother is right, I am not entitled to this money.
I want someone like you.
Good son
Fan: Dad, I am your good son.
You are my real dad.
Zhao: But I'm fake.
Fan: You are my real father.
Zhao: I'm not, I'm fake, I'm fake.
Fan: One day you come into our house, and you will be my real father.
Zhao: I'm not. I just came here for a while. Your mother hired me for 20 yuan.
G: Brother, what are you doing?
Zhao: I didn't say anything. What can you do if I take you away? Son,
Your mother was laid off when you were in school, and she was afraid that you would be sad outside.
Mind reading,
So I lied about finding you a stepfather,
Without such a thing,
Your mother is self-employed,
Opened his own clothing store,
For your school. Look at her hands and you will know everything. Play song of a mother.
Fan: Mom (hands in the air)
Son, don't worry about mom. It's over.
Fan: Mom (crying) opens the curtain.
Zhao:
(Holding Fan's hand) Young man, come back quickly and be filial to your mother. This family needs you and the country needs you.
A talent like you, ah, I'll go.
G: Wait a minute, brother. You can take the money. I can't give it to you. Hey, hey, you can have it.
Zhao: Forget it. Not installed. It's been leaked to you. this
Fan: Uncle, this is this.
This, this, this thing is for you (Zhao returns the money to Gao). This thing is for you.
G: These clothes are all for you.
Zhao: I tell you, I can be your father for a while for this postdoctoral fellow. I am a lucky man, hehehe.
Fan: No, no.
No, this is for you, uncle.
Zhao: Then I'll take one. Give it to me. (picks up the hat) I can think of you two when I look at this hat.
(picks up the bucket)
Oh, I didn't come for nothing. I returned the whole hat. Look at my life, the whole hat is still green (
surname
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