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Let me ask you, 1+ 1=? What would you say?

1+ 1=?

Such a simple question! "1+ 1" of course equals "2"!

The way we think—

One: "1+ 1=2". -according to the laws in the mathematical system, of course.

Second: "one+one = king". The influence of Chinese characters in China is peculiar.

Third: "1+ 1= 1". -a flock of sheep and another flock of sheep, and of course a flock of sheep.

How we feel—

One: "1+ 1=3". A couple who add up to have children is a family of three. If it's twins, it's 4.

Second: "1+ 1=0". A cow starved to death between two bundles of grass, because the teeth didn't know which bundle to eat first!

Third: "1+ 1=-1". I ate what was in the bowl and thought about what was in the pot. As a result, I forgot how big my appetite was, and my stomach swelled so badly that I vomited everything in my stomach.

When we get rid of gravity, "1+ 1=?" I'm sure it will never be equal to "2"!

Argument 1: When there is gravity, "1" and "1" will not merge or separate, let alone be added with simple symbols.

Argument 2: I don't know that "1+" takes precedence. Or "+1" comes first. Between hay, people have one more choice than cows, and people can swim in the "world of possibilities" without choosing. "I can eat this bundle of grass if I want"; "If I want, I can eat that bundle of grass"-all kinds of possibilities are satisfying, so I will starve to death willingly, because I once owned these two bundles of grass.