Are there any humorous jokes?

One day, Xiao Rui returned to camp on vacation, and it was too late to see Taibei Railway Station.

So he said to a young lady in the long line:

"Young lady, I'm sorry, I'm in a hurry. Can you help me? 」

The lady thought for a moment and then said:

"all right! But you can only insert behind others, not in front of others! 」

".All right! 」

When Xiao Rui bought the ticket, she got on the train soon.

The young lady shouted beside her:

"alas! You are a good man, and people have stuck in you for so long without saying thank you! 」

One day, the chairman came to the company with his second son. When the chairman talked about lust, the second son was going to the toilet. The chairman looked around and couldn't find anyone. He turned to his secretary and asked, have you seen my penis?

Secretary: Ah. ...