Humorous jokes of the elderly

1. When grandma is over 70, show her photos with her mobile phone.

Teach her: After you finish reading one, touch your mobile phone and gently turn from right to left.

Grandma just turned a page, turned to the second page, and spit on her index finger.

Grandma, are you reading?

The train started again, and the old lady muttered: Why hasn't this girl come yet?

? Aunt, where are you going? The opposite comrade asked.

? I went to Nanjing. ? Aunt said.

? However, that was Nanjing just now. Why don't you get off?

Aunt said:? But the daughter said: don't move when you arrive. Otherwise, I won't be found. . . ?

On the subway, a beggar waved a paper cup of a famous chain tea shop to beg.

He passed by an old woman with a child, and the old woman pointed at him and said to the child next to him: See, if you drink too much milk tea, you can only come out and beg, and you are not allowed to drink it in the future, do you hear? ! ! ?

As long as you are at home, you should walk your dog every day. Dogs get excited every time they go downstairs. He couldn't hold it any longer, so he had to run with it.

Dragged crazy by the dog yesterday, an old man sat on the side of the road.

Grandpa took a look at us and said, fly a kite! ?

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