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What did you say on the phone with your girlfriend?

Question 1: What did you say with your girlfriend on the phone? What did you do today? Then you can comment on what she did. )

What did you eat today? Then you can say that you like that, too, or what you prefer to eat. Or what did you eat today)

By the way, what are you going to do tomorrow?

I met an interesting thing on the Internet today.

I saw an interesting thing in Baidu today.

I listened to a very nice song today. . .

Just say some everyday words. If the relationship is very close, I can say that I miss you very much. Do you miss me? I love you. Do you love me?

Question 2: What do you say when you talk to your girlfriend? Hey, what are you doing? Are you busy? Busy with what? Watch what TV? I'm thinking about you! Tell you something interesting today ... no shopping? What did you buy? Then wear/wear/show me next time! I miss you so much! When shall we meet? Where do you want to play? How about going to see a XXXX movie? Then what do you want to see ...

In fact, in retrospect, most of what I said on the phone with my husband Bao in 2006 was nonsense, with no nutrition and no level, but it was sweet and warm. I want to be with kisses and hugs because I love each other.

Really feel full of love and water.

Talking nonsense is not nutritious, because it is said in the case of love. As long as I hear your voice, I feel very sweet.

Question 3: What do you say when you talk to your girlfriend? Hey, what are you doing? Are you busy? Busy with what? Watch what TV? I'm thinking about you! Tell you something interesting today ... no shopping? What did you buy? Then wear/wear/show me next time! I miss you so much! When shall we meet? Where do you want to play? How about going to see a XXXX movie? Then what do you want to see ...

In fact, in retrospect, what my husband Bao and I said on the phone was mostly nonsense, without nutrition and level, but sweet and warm. I want to be with kisses and hugs because I love each other.

Really feel full of love and water.

Talking nonsense is not nutritious, because it is said in the case of love. As long as I hear your voice, I feel very sweet.

Question 4: What should I say on the phone with my girlfriend? Really, that's how I got here, especially when I first started dating. The man must take the initiative, and the phone is also very important. Maybe you don't take the initiative to call because you think you are introverted and have nothing to say, but the woman doesn't think so, and my boyfriend rarely takes the initiative to call me. I think he may be the same type as you, but we chat on WeChat almost every day. I always feel that I don't have a boyfriend but a netizen, and I understand him. Sometimes I will take the initiative to call him, but sometimes I feel so angry that I give him a cold day and force her to call me. Call her if you have nothing to do. For example, if it is cold now, let her put on more clothes. Are you busy at work today? Are you tired? Have you eaten? That's all. It's natural to cut to the chase. .

Question 5: How to address your girlfriend and how to find a topic. As an emotional mentor, how can a love expert enhance feelings? I have been engaged in the emotional industry for 8 years and have been helping students stop true love and save love. Today, the tutor shared how to solve the problem of "no topic" that plagues "single men".

Many brothers are qualified in collecting female resources, but after greeting women, they don't know how to start the topic and what to talk about.

The two sides had a good impression and could have responded positively, but because they couldn't open their mouths or the chat content was narrow, the girls instinctively accosted us and became, um, ah, yes.

Then I'll tell you how to expand the topic today.

When many brothers chat, they are asked by others and answered by themselves. The content also revolves around what the girl just said, so it's easy to beat around the bush.

The most common thing is that girls say: It really rained today (really cold or hot).

Then you answer: Yes, did you bring an umbrella (put on more clothes).

Such an answer, girls can only tell you, um, call.

If you are lucky, my sister will ask you in turn, are you wearing too much?

However, I'm still walking around here, so you say I wore too much and then I died!

The topics needed for chatting will not pop up by themselves. Everyone's misunderstanding is that they can't find new topics and feel that their thinking is not open enough.

But in fact, chatting doesn't need you to find a topic, just need you to extend the topic.

For example, the umbrella mentioned just now can be said to be an umbrella, an umbrella handle, whether you like straight or curved (teasing), clothes or clothes, which can be said to be fashionable.

It's not terrible to have no topic, because all you have to do is find the points in the previous topic and extend the topic.

For example, now, it's raining and it's cold.

So just now, I said that my sister might say that the weather is so hot. You can also say around the heat: It's so fucking hot today that all the perfume in my car is blown up. I really want to find a swimming pool and dive 200 meters deep. The topic suddenly opened.

First, sister can ask you what car.

Second, perfume explosion? Glass? Did the bottle hurt anyone? It smells heavy.

Third, you can dive, talk about your original diving experience, and make up a short story or joke.

If a girl talks big about you or even talks about bikinis, you can also ask her to send you photos.

Look, brothers, you often see the opening remarks about the weather, but how many people can talk about seeing that girl? Well, it's not * * *, I'm bragging.

However, it boils down to one point, that is, the more information points in your speech, the more topics of interest you can provide. There are many options, so you can talk to Tian.

What I just said is to expand the topic horizontally. In a word, there are many alternative lines of defense, and the other party will definitely be interested.

However, what should we do if girls ignore or reply to topics that the other party is not interested in? Give up resources? Can't!

We should also learn to expand the topic vertically.

For example, my sister just heard you talk about diving, told her own diving story and sent you a bikini photo.

However, what if we ignore the topic of perfume? Let's spread the perfume vertically.

For example:

Jiang Mumu: It was so hot that the perfume in the car exploded.

Macey: Yes, hehe.

What should I do after receiving it? Vertical extension!

Jiang Mumu: I was dizzy while driving. I almost didn't give the police a chance.

Macey: Yes, then you are out of luck. Aha.

Jiang Mumu: The point is that you still smell a lot. After you arrived at the company, your colleagues said that you wore such a strong perfume, fooling around with many women and running on me desperately.

Macey: What perfume does the woman who is really fooling around with you use ~ ~ ~

Mu Mu: Forget the brand. A female colleague wants to say that my six gods have expired. Next time, buy them a bunch of Liushen, 10 yuan, and they can't even wipe a bottle! ~

Macey: Haha, it seems that your popularity is good. How many women in the company like you?

The skill of chatting is to spread a sentence horizontally into several topics, and then enrich it around one topic, that is, spread it vertically.

The tutor wrote some of his own experiences in the emotional industry in recent years on the official account of WeChat wanhui 120. You can download the two books "Recovering the Standardized Process" and "Blocking True Love" from the official WeChat account. ...& gt& gt

Question 6: What should I say when I call my girlfriend? I don't know what to say every time I call my girlfriend. I used to be like this. Later, because I talked too much, it was easy to call. Tell me about your situation and ask her. That's all. If I can explain my thoughts, half an hour will pass.

Question 7: What should I say on the phone with a girl? You should be too embarrassed and nervous. What you need is a normal heart. Don't always think about what she thinks, first think about whether what you say can make you relax. Think more about your funny things, otherwise it will be embarrassing. Position her as your good friend. You don't need to worry too much about talking to your friends. Say whatever you want without swearing. Friendship is sometimes as simple as that. Relax and believe in yourself! ! !

Question 8: I call my girlfriend every day. There is really nothing to talk about. Usually, so do we. Hehe, I am a girl.

Because, because .................

Loving someone is when you dial the phone and suddenly don't know what to say. Originally, I just wanted to listen to the familiar voice; It turns out that what I really want to dial is just a string in my heart.

Question 9: What should I say on the phone with my girlfriend? Girls prefer to be coaxed.

Question 10: It's the first time to talk to my girlfriend on the phone and talk about what I usually talk about. If you are in a different place, ask her how she is doing and care more about her.