Are there any interesting homophonic stories?

1, the professor asked what rotten radish and pregnant women have in common. A student replied: it's all caused by bugs. Only get 60 points. Another student got full marks, and the answer was that it was all because he quit late.

2. Pig said, Brother, let's go to the hospital. I heard that the hospital opened a department specially for you. "What department is Wukong? Homophonic joke "2b Monkey Otolaryngology Department.

We work in a hotel. One day, the mandarin of the guest room was not standard. I called the waiter and brought me a box of jasper. Later, the guests saw a box of chicken wings she sent, which was a mess.

One day after class, the teacher hurried into the classroom and said, "Two people, I want class flowers." . Everyone thinks it's interesting, especially the boys. They are very excited and active. After some twists and turns, they finally chose two beautiful girls. The teacher waved his hand and said, come with me to the academic affairs office to move flowers.