crack a joke

1, sung river was kidnapped. After waking up, I looked around and said loudly, "I didn't expect Song Jiang to die here!" " A gangster was startled: "Are you Sanzang Song Jiang of the Tang Dynasty in the East?" , "eh? Well, I ... "The crowd gathered around:" Is it Sanzang Song? I want to eat meat! " "Help me cut a butt tip!" ... Song Jiang: "Your books are mixed up! You should call me big brother! Ah! Fuck! .. (The four classical novels saw the consequences of mixing) "

2. One more word in the masterpiece would be a tragedy: the madman is kept in a diary, the overlord is not gay, the Harry Potter explosion, the explosion of sexual life, the swan jumping into the lake, the heroine of camellia can't come when happiness knocks on the anus, the death can't come, the 300 warriors of Sparta Day, the romance story in Wulin, Doraemon, happiness like chrysanthemum, the brothel of Notre Dame de Paris, on the lasting field battle!

3. When the moon is dark and windy, drug dealers make deals with mafia bosses. The drug dealer took out a black suitcase and put it on the table. He opened it and it was full of * * *. The drug dealer said to the boss, fair trade! Pay when you see the goods! The mafia boss flew into a rage, pulled out his pistol and pointed it at the drug dealer, shooting and shouting, you are a fucking bitch! You're the fucking bitch!

4. When I was a child, my mother always hated iron and scolded me: "Just like you, you can't keep up with the heat when you grow up!" At this time, dad always said kindly, "It's okay, dad will pull it for you." 」