A funny joke.

1) What's the name of the girl selling hot soup?

2) Why is there rice in the sand in your canteen?

Can you stop the chef from sticking his finger into my dish?

4) Burn the ribs with the heat of cooking, and stir-fry with the mentality of burning ribs, and you can eat them.

5) The grasshopper in the water spinach tastes good, so it is recommended to cook it eight times more in the future.

6) Sliced chicken in Beijing sauce, curry chicken, Cola chicken, kung pao chicken, fried chicken chops, shredded chicken tofu, braised chicken legs, melon seeds and chicken bones, diced cucumber and diced green beans. . . . Are pigs, cattle, sheep, shrimp and fish all dead?

7) Shred green pepper, braised in brown sauce, roasted eggplant, sliced bitter gourd, minced vermicelli, returned to the pot, sliced onion and stewed radish. . . . I haven't seen anything for a long time.

8) Knowing that people in the canteen are so worried about our weak teeth, they deliberately add a lot of pebbles to the rice to exercise our teeth. ...

9) Today's food: fried eggplant, vegetables, towels, old meat, melon and edamame. ...

10) If your appetite is 4, I suggest you don't hit 4 Liang at a time, but hit 2 Liang before combining. In this way, your "4 Liang" must be more than others' 2 Liang-this is the classic dining room 2+2 > 4 theory, which strongly requires mathematicians to give detailed proof-

1 1) If you are hungry, it is strongly recommended that you don't order meat dishes, because in this case, you will feel that the loss outweighs the gain. Pork ribs are "bones". You can give your teeth to Wangcai first, and then fill them with minced meat. He will be very grateful to you-as the saying goes, people live for one life and have seven lives. So the only thing you can do is to apply the theory of 2+2 > 4 and order a shredded potato. If you are still hungry, you can order another shredded potato. If you are still hungry, you can basically meet the requirements until you want to vomit. Have a good appetite

12) I once asked in the guest book whether the staff in the canteen were cooks or breeders.

13) Why are there so few cockroaches in fried green peppers and lean meat? !

14) Please replace the loser in the vegetarian window over there with a beautiful woman. We boys suffer too much. It's our turn after all the girls in the school have finished eating. It's all soup

15) I don't know what it means. I save the leftovers at noon and eat them at night. The leftovers at night can be eaten as buns the next morning.

16) On the guest book of the flavor restaurant: It is suggested to cancel the flavor restaurant!

17) Dialogue heard in the canteen: (A boy finishes his meal) What is this?

Fried meat with potatoes

What is fried with potatoes?

Fried meat with potatoes

What is fried with potatoes?

Fried meat with potatoes

What is fried with potatoes?

meat ...

At last, the cook wakes up and adds some meat to the boy. )

18) How come the vegetables used are so similar to my lost ear spoon? Where did you buy it?

19) The funniest thing in the canteen suggestion book is "No feeding!" (ggmm feeds each other)

20) Are we studying chemistry, or can we tell the difference between dripping fear and the smell of detergent? We all use Didi in the canteen tnnd!

2 1) Cucumber with prickly skin is very different from cucumber with prickly skin.

22) There are caterpillars in vegetables and barbed wire in vermicelli. Is this fishing? Or feed the fish?

23) There are too few stones in the rice. Can you add some more?

24) The laver egg and mouse soup is good tonight-a message from a classmate who ate the mouse in the soup.

25) Could you not hide my change on the plate next time?

26) once my classmate went to eat noodles, and when he was halfway through, he seemed to have caught a piece of meat. He was very happy (because he ordered vegetarian noodles), but he didn't bite it for a long time. He took it out and saw that it was a band-aid, but it was still used. After listening to him, I have to turn over the noodles two or three times every time before I dare to eat them.

27) In order to avoid the concern of pesticide residues, it is proved that the vegetables in the canteen are absolutely green vegetables. There are little caterpillars in spinach!

28) After eating the stockings in the sticky soup, the boss responded sensitively: "Why don't you cut the kelp?"

29) Every time I hit a four-wool board, you don't have to add another wool of sand to me.

30) Although I like money. But you don't have to always bring me food with your money-exhausted hand.

3 1) Speaking of it, it's really cold to be short of two Jin. It often happens that a dish can only cover the bottom of the bowl. Another time, Xiao Qiang in my dish was missing a leg, and it was cold ~ ~ ~

32) Generally, the price should be reduced by at least 1 yuan. I can recite the menu. Anyway, I have eaten glass slag, broken iron pieces, stones, disks and sold rice. ...

33) What I spit out after eating too much is fresher than what they just cooked.

34) Don't fry flies, remember to sprinkle more salt in the caterpillar soup.

35) Can you stop drowning flies in tomato soup! !

36) canteen = chemistry laboratory

37) Can the stewed beef with potatoes be replaced with stewed beef with clods?

38) We are not chickens, so we don't need to eat sand to help digestion!

39) When the canteen is decorated, there will be no shortage of nails on my bookshelf. I won't be unhappy if the canteen is disinfected. If the canteen is reformed, my wallet will be hungry. Every day when the canteen opens, the flies and cockroaches around you will face extinction. The canteen is very good, and what is lacking is provided. Hehehehehe, playing basketball without a band-aid is not afraid of getting hurt, because young garlic shoots are definitely injured, and they are covered with band-AIDS.

40) I ate another fly today, so high.

Xiaoming speaks slowly. One day, his aunt called …

"Ah! 」

"Ah! Hello ... I'm Xiao Ming. "

"Xiao Ming ~ ~ is your mother there? 」

"My mother is not at home."

"Oh ... is your father at home? 」

"My father is not at home."

"Oh ... are your brother and sister there? 」

"My brothers and sisters are not at home."

"Are you the only one in that family? 」

"I'm not at home ... this is the answering machine. Please leave a message after the beep. "

と* & amp； ^%$#@! 」

Mom learns English (1)

One day, while I was watching VCD, my mother came over and asked me >

Mom: "What does this' I don't know' mean? 」

I said, "I don't know."

Mom: "I sent you to college for several years." How do you know nothing? " ? ! 」

I said, "No! Just "I don't know"! 」

Mom: "Still mouth shut! 」

Then my mother slapped me.

Mom learns English (2)

Mom: "What" I know. "mean? You should know that, right? ! 」

I said, "Yes, I know."

Mom: "Tell me if you know."

I said, "I know."

Mom: "Is your skin itchy?" ? 」

I said, I know! 」

Mom: "I know you still won't say? Don't pretend to understand! 」

Mom slapped me again.

Mom learns English (3)

"I asked you the last one," mom: "You translate it for me.

What do you mean by "I know, but I don't want to tell you"? 」

Me: "........."

I picked up the pillow and hit myself on the head for more than 30 times, and hit the wall with my head for more than 30 times.

Kick the corner of the table more than 30 times with your feet, and beat it with your hands for more than 30 times in turn.

When my blood was boiling, I asked my mother, "Are you satisfied now? ! 」

One day, Xiaoming was fishing for squid.

Fishing fishing really caught him a squid.

Squid nervously said, please don't bake me.

Xiao Ming said, ok, I'll test you a question. If you can answer, I won't bake you.

Squid is anxious: test me! Test me quickly!

So Xiao Ming roasted him and ate him.

Teacher Ye is a handsome and upright young teacher.

But his only shortcoming is stuttering. ...

One day,

Teacher Ye is invigilating the students in Grade Three.

supervene

A student is cheating.

Just caught by this fair and just teacher.

But in a hurry

The teacher stuttered again.

And then nervously said

You, you, you, you, you, you stand up!

Therefore,

Six students stand up and admit cheating!

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Haha ~ this is that every cloud has a silver edge! (Really? )

There are only things in life, and I really can't find world events.