Please contribute some super funny jokes! Thank you very much

A newly recruited MM salesman is beautiful, but just graduated from college for half a year, young and inexperienced.

Today, I took her to visit a client. When exchanging business cards with customers, customers said: This printed business card is so ugly.

MM, who has been silent, did not hesitate to insert a sentence: Have you printed your head on your business card? ..... joke 520

2. Friend: "Are there any hotels in the Expo Park?"

Me: "No!"

Friend: "Look, the Philippine Pavilion!" " "

Joke 520

A man forgot to bring money when he was eating, so he put the bill on the counter and went out after eating. The cashier took the bill and shouted, your bill, sir! The man smiled and replied, here is your bill. Xiaohua 520

The teacher asked Xiao Ming, "1+ 1=?" Xiao Ming said, "I don't know." The teacher told him to go home and ask his parents. Xiaoming goes to ask his mother first. Her mother is very sad. She called him "mental derangement" and Xiao Ming asked his brother who was watching TV, "Black cat boss." Xiaoming went to ask his father again. Dad was eating a popsicle and said, "Great." Xiao Ming went to ask his sister in love again, "Dear, I will wait for you outside." Xiao Ming went to ask his sister again, and her sister kept saying, "Good rabbit, open the door."

The next day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming 1+ 1=? Xiao Ming replied first: "mental derangement!" " The teacher asked, "Who told you that?" "Black cat boss." The teacher gave him a slap without saying anything. Xiao Ming replied, "Great." "Xiao Ming, come to my office after class!" "Honey, I'll wait for you outside." The teacher locked him in the office, and he replied, "bunny, please open the door." ......

A motorcyclist likes to wear clothes backwards, that is, buckle his buttons at the back to keep out the wind.

One day, he drove under the influence of alcohol, overturned and fell headlong on the side of the road.

When the police arrived, ...

Policeman A: What a terrible car accident.

Policeman B: Yes, I hit my head in the back.

Officer A: Well, he's still breathing. Let's help him turn his head back.

Policeman B: OK ... One, two, push, turn around.

Policeman A: Well, I'm not breathing. ......

There is a section chief and director taking the elevator. The director farted and said, "You put it there." The section chief said, "No, I didn't put it there anyway." After a while, the section chief was dismissed. The director said, "What's the use of asking for something bigger than a fart?"

My colleague hasn't seen anyone for hours. We looked for him everywhere like crazy. Finally, the boss found him sleeping. The boss didn't wake him up, but quietly put a note on my colleague's chest. "When I was sleeping," the note said, "you were my employee, but not when I woke up."