I want to hear a joke. Let's all tell jokes

Dad asked his son: Who will you marry in the future? The son said: I want to marry my grandmother. She loves me! Dad said: nonsense, how can you marry my mother? The son said: You can marry my mother, why can't I marry your mother?

The students climbed the mountain together and reached the top of the mountain. A girl sincerely shouted: motherland, my mother! A boy who secretly loves her immediately shouted: motherland, my mother-in-law!

The princess shot an arrow to get married. The first arrow went through the apple on the princess's head and said, I am Robin Hood! The second man shoots through the pear: I am Hou Yi. The third man shot the princess with an arrow: Sorry!

During a military exercise, a shell accidentally fell into Gua Tian, and a soldier was sent to check it out. A man in rags said with a sad face, this is not just stealing melons, but also peeling them.

The drunk came home and said to his wife, "This house is haunted!" The wife was surprised and asked, How did you see that? The drunk said: As soon as I pull the door of the bathroom, the light comes on, and the evil wind blows hard! His wife slapped him: You peed in the refrigerator again.

Marry to my village! My village is richer!

Communication basically depends on yelling! Traffic basically depends on walking!

Farmland basically depends on cattle! Lighting basically depends on oil!

Heating basically depends on shaking! Public security basically depends on dogs!

Getting rich basically depends on stealing! There are basically no beautiful women

A farmer driving an ox cart into town was stopped by the police on the grounds that he didn't have a license plate. The farmer angrily found a board, wrote a card and hung it. The police fainted on the spot, only to see the card read: Niu B-74 1 10.

The prince is enchanted and can only say one sentence a year. When he couldn't say five words for five years, he came to the princess and said, "I love you, princess." The princess only answered one sentence and the prince fainted. The princess said, "What?"

An old man lost his car. When he put his new car downstairs, he locked three locks and posted a piece of paper: Let you steal it! I didn't lose the car the next day, but I got two more locks and a piece of paper: let you ride-

When the farmer looked at it, the foreigner asked, Grandpa, how much is this sauce? Without saying a word, the farmer put a little in his mouth with his hand and thought, I won't tell you how much it is a catty unless you tell me.