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Riddle: 2110, guess one word, the answer is: Yan

4 people move a piece of wood, guess one word, the answer is: Jie

One person, guess one word The answer is: big

One person has a mouth, and there is a hand under the mouth. Guess the one-word answer is: take

One person is included, and the one-word answer is: meat

One person picks two villains, guess one word, the answer is: clamp

One person hangs a bow on his waist, guess one word, the answer is: barbarian

Eat the cow tail in one bite, Guess one word and the answer is: sue

I firmly believe that one word and the answer is: hand

One big and two small, guess one word and the answer is: nai

A bucket of rice, guess one word, the answer is: material

January 7, guess one word, the answer is: fat

One plus one, guess one word, the answer is: 王

Half, guess one word and the answer is: mortar

One word is thirteen, the difficulty lies in how to point it, guess one word and the answer is: juice

One hundred minus one , guess one word, the answer is: white

Nine birds, guess one word, the answer is: dove

Nine, guess one word, the answer is: Xu

Nine cars, guess one word, the answer is: rail

Nine o'clock, guess one word, the answer is: pill

Twenty-eight beauties, guess one word, the answer is: wonderful

Second Miss, guess one word and the answer is: Zi

Two brothers, each stand alone, guess one word and the answer is: Jing

If you are not in the right place, guess one word and the answer is: : Li

People become bigger if they have others. Guess the answer in one word is: one

I don’t distinguish between people. Guess the answer in one word is: Russian

人We are all here, guess one word and the answer is: pour

Riddle: Happy New Year. (Name a writer) He Jingzhi

Watch the bell on New Year’s Eve. (Hit a business term) Year-end inventory

At the end of the year, there is no shortage of fish and rice. (Type one word) Scale

Watch the New Year’s Eve. (Say a few words) Say goodbye to the old and welcome the new

The red rooster has a green tail and its body is buried under the ground. It is sweet, crispy and nutritious. ——Answer Carrot

Five or six brothers sat around a column. When everyone separated, their clothes were torn. ——Answer: Garlic

The body is white and fat. It is often hidden in the mud. It is covered with honeycombs and can taste both raw and cooked. ——The answer to the mystery is lotus root

There are holes but no insects, there are nests but no peaks, there are silk threads but no silkworms, and there are no people holding an umbrella. ——Answer: Lotus root

It has a round face like an apple. It is sour, sweet and nutritious. It can be eaten as a vegetable or as a fruit. ——Answer Tomato

It is white and square, tender and fragrant. It can be used for cooking and soup. Beans are its father and mother, and it is different from its parents.

——The answer to the tofu

Someone typed one word inside (the answer: meat

Two words for four nights (the answer: Luo

The upper and lower parts typed one word ( Answer: Ka

Get started without barking and type one word (Answer: Ask

Shake hands for the second time and type one word (Answer: Observe

One by one enter the history book and type one word) One word (Answer: Geng

Enter the water line and cannot make a word (Answer: Yan

Two o'clock from the sky to type a word (Answer: Guan

Morning Don't say it's too late, don't say type a word (Answer: Xu

Shaanxi people are very good at typing a word (Answer: Attachment

If you send Guanyin away, you can't type a word (Answer: Still

Listen to the wind in the boudoir in the back village and type an idiom (answer: Feng

桡 punch an idiom (answer: dying

Guaidai an idiom (answer: (answer) : Take advantage of others when they are unprepared

An idiom for accounting (answer: resourceful

Answer for crosstalk: pretentious

And another idiom (answer: just right)

An idiom about fairy music (answer: extraordinary

An idiom about sweet dreams (answer: (answer: good times don’t last long))An idiom about death (answer) : Sit back and wait for death

An idiom for a paratrooper (answer: falling from the sky

An idiom for playing the drums on the side (answer: a side attack

An idiom for a bottomless pit (answer: too deep) Test

Eighty-eight and one idiom (answer: three points into the wood

Thresher and one idiom (answer: hesitating)

Seesaw and one idiom (answer: One after another

An idiom for paper tigers (answer: strong on the outside but dry in the middle)

An idiom for colds (answer: offensive)

An idiom for agricultural products (answer: ： Born and raised

An idiom for a weightlifting competition (the answer is: care about every detail

An idiom for saving small amounts and making a whole sum (the answer: accumulating a little makes a lot)

An idiom for extending in all directions) (Answer: Clear and logical

Name an idiom for photographic negatives (Answer: Reversing black and white

Answer: Rowing against the current (Answer: Forging ahead bravely in rapids

Hitting a hobby of traveling) Idiom (Answer: Overjoyed

An idiom for a blind man to touch an elephant (Answer: I don’t know the general outline)

An idiom for candied Coptis chinensis (Answer: Sharing joys and sorrows

Name an idiom for rowing a boat against the current (answer: striving to swim upstream

Poncho (name an idiom). A piece of clothing carries water

Extremely small (guess an idiom). Trivial

On the first day of junior high school (an idiom). Changing with each passing day

Xianle (an idiom). Extraordinary

Sweet dream (guess an idiom). Good times don't last long

Changmao Tong (guess an idiom). Indecent

Cosmetics (guess an idiom). Easier said than done

Solar stove (an idiom). In full swing

Microscope (an idiom). Seeing from a single hole

Climbing a bamboo pole (guess an idiom). Rising steadily

Bottomless pit (guess an idiom). Unfathomable

Wangjiang Pavilion (guess an idiom). Near the water tower

Threshing machine (guess an idiom). Hesitantly

Agricultural products (an idiom). Born and raised in the local area

Cai Tiao Drama (an idiom). The voice and look are both stern

Blackboard newspaper (guess an idiom). A series of white letters

Pilot (guess an idiom). Opportunities can be taken advantage of

Seesaw (guess an idiom).

One after another

Weddings and funerals (guess an idiom). Sadness and joy

Da Bian Gu (Da Yi idiom). Make an insidious attack

Fei Mingdi (an idiom). The implication is

Trash can (guess an idiom). Paper tiger (an idiom). Strong on the outside but capable on the inside

Eighty-eight (hit one idiom). Three points into the wood

Laughing to death (guess an idiom). Extreme joy brings sorrow

The magpie's nest and the crow occupy it (an idiom). Disintegrate into nothing

Everything can be seen (an idiom). A clear view

Row against the current (an idiom). Striving for the top

Pomegranates are ripe (an idiom). The skin is torn

Weightlifting competition (guess an idiom). Careful about every detail

Loading a gun (guess an idiom). On the verge of breaking out

Comprehensive land reclamation (an idiom). Leave no room

"Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio" (guess an idiom). A lot of nonsense

Single deposits and round sums (guess an idiom). A little adds up to a lot

The Foolish Old Man’s House (an idiom). Straight to the point

The blind man feels the elephant (an idiom). Not knowing the general outline

The combination of clear and turbid (guess an idiom). There is no distinction between Jing and Wei

Extending in all directions (guess an idiom). Make sense

Approval with both hands (guess an idiom). It's unnecessary

Candied coptis (hit an idiom). Sharing joys and sorrows

Bilateral farewell (an idiom). One-sided words

Photographic negatives (guess an idiom). Confusing right and wrong

Love traveling (an idiom). Overjoyed

Public towels (an idiom). Everything is considered

Wu Dalang hosted a banquet (guess an idiom). The house is full of friends

Don’t ask for help when things happen (guess an idiom). Self-reliance

Talking on the phone thousands of miles (an idiom). Echoing each other from a distance

There is no taste in looking at it (guess an idiom). It is not uncommon

The rabbit invites the tiger (guess an idiom). Yin eats maoliang

Do not consider the middle (hit an idiom). Looking forward and looking back

Do not turn off the tap (guess an idiom). Let it go

Cut the mess with a sharp knife (an idiom). Solve it easily

Play Go in secret (play an idiom). There is no distinction between innocence and innocence

Send a message to my family (guess an idiom). Breaking one's word

One piece becomes nine pieces (hit one idiom). Torn apart

Ruda became a monk (an idiom). A monk on the way

The mute gestures (an idiom). It goes without saying

Lou A Shu asked the divination (guess an idiom). A guilty conscience

Super good toothbrush (guess an idiom). Bare a hair

What do cats and dogs look like (guess an idiom). Like a wolf and a tiger

A chainsaw cuts through wood (guess an idiom).

Decide immediately

Word puzzle

Ox with two heads (character one) born

Build wealth in the year of the ox (character one) button

Look at the future in the year of the ox (Character 1) Shame

Post Spring Festival couplets at the beginning of the Year of the Ox (Character 1) Bin

Have a meeting at the beginning of the Year of the Ox (Character 1) Shape

The knot between Ox and woman Marriage (Character 1) Shu

Ox will not be born without it (Character 1) 1

Morning Bulls cross the hall (Character 1) Male

Morning Bulls are separated by the Milky Way Looking at the eyes (character 1) 皚

The morning glory and the weaver girl look at each other from a distance, why do you alone deserve to be limited to Heliang (character 1) surname

The shallow grass covers the cow's horns, and the sparse fence reflects the horse's hooves (character 1) Wu

A chance encounter with the Ox-Venus star (character 1) Tantalum

The double star of Ox and woman (character 1) Fire in the human world

The daily solution is a Ox (character 1) star

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The shadow of the cow in the west of Rimu Village returns (character 1) Jie

Mr. Shi Yin never oxen (character 1) Han

Looking up to see the Altair star (character 1) Carrying the burden

The big cow and the small calf came together to sacrifice

I don’t know where Baoyu went. Lin Mei’s jade body was thin and half-length, and she typed "-" The answer: Song Dynasty

2. "Speaking together, the flowering time is very short (character 1)" Answer: Tan

3. "Besides me, it is the only one (character 1)" Answer: Tuo

4. "Yun Suiyan is suspended (character 1)" The answer is: yes

5. "Thinking about change (character 2)" The answer is: tie (pronounced: Tie. Not available in the dictionary. I have my thoughts (meaning to account)

6. "To do nothing is to go astray - three-character colloquialism 2" The answer: I don't know, how to do it

7. "It's good to go to the world - French tourist attractions 1 "Answer: Palace of Versailles

8. "Snow-covered clouds - geographical noun 1 -" Answer: alpine zone

9. "Chrysanthemums - chrysanthemums in "Dream of Red Mansions" "A line from a poem" The answer to the riddle: "Congratulations on the Double Ninth Festival"

10. "There are traces of birds in front of the steps - Idiom 1" The answer to the riddle: There are only a few birds in the house

11. "You can get close to the moon by raising your hand - The first nickname of a character in "Water Margin" The answer: Touching the sky

12. "The lingering fragrance suddenly enters the clothes - the first name of the character in "A Dream of Red Mansions"" The answer: Hua Xiren

13 ."The mountain rises from the human face - Chapter 1 of "Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio"" Answer: Become an Immortal

14. "Look at the red and wet place at dawn - Name 2 of "Water Margin"" Answer: Guo Shenghuarong

15. "At the age of fifteen - Idiom No. 1" The answer is: Overjoyed

16. "I am not drunk even if I drink ten glasses of wine" Guess the Tang Poetry No. 1" The answer is: Changqianxing

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17. "Both are from Changgan - Chapter of "Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio"" Answer: Drunkard

18 "Thousands of birds flying across the mountains, give me a movie title"! Answer: Vacuum Zone

19. "The name of Long Live the Qianqiu - name a writer!" Answer: Gulong

20. "The sun is shining over the mountains, name a meteorological phrase!" "Answer: Cloudy in the evening

21. "There are no poems with white hair.

Name a person from the Qing Dynasty." Answer: Li Hongzhang

22. "I want to wet my scarf when I return,' a line from Meng Haoran's poem." Answer: There will be two lines of tears

23. "The song ends. I don’t see ‘I am in the second title of the movie.’ The answer is: Late Song

24. “When spring happens’, the nickname of the character in “Water Margin” is the answer: Timely Rain

25.” "Lift your head to invite the bright moon" "Four-character polite expression" answer: Please come

26. "Bow your head and think about your hometown" guess the title of a Tang poetry! "Answer: Looking at the Moon and Huaiyuan

27. "The bright moonlight in front of the window' guess a Song poet, rolling curtain pattern" Answer: Li Qingzhao

28. "The bright moon shines among the pines', guess one Scientist name! "Answer: Lin Guangda

29. "Tomorrow will be new," an astronomical term." Answer: Light Years

30. Type one word for "White Jade Plate"! "The answer to the mystery: 诮

31. "Tea' is a line from Zhang Jiuling's poem! "Answer: Plants and trees have their own minds

32. "Spring sleeps without realizing the dawn." Name the novel! "Answer: Drunk in Chang'an

33. "This is the same sentence, it's a sentence from "Shipin"." Answer: I heard the singing of birds at times

34. "Fishing alone in the snow in the cold river 'Condiment crown specification' Answer: first-class frozen fish

35. "Don't teach the idiom "Crying on the Branch" to make a rolling shutter grid! "Answer: Dreaming

36. "No one in the past could even type a word! "Answer: Borrow

37. "Spring fills the earth, guess a line from Su Shi's poem." Answer: There is no grass anywhere in the world

38. A grain of grain fills a house. (Play) One thing) Answer: Lamp

39. The room is bright, but the Internet is not available? Why? Answer: Lighted candles

40. They both like each other, but they can’t In love. Why? Answer: Close relatives

41. They have been married for more than a year, but they have never had sex. Why?

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42. Is it possible that the son is older than the mother? Answer: Young stepmother

43. Grandpa can also be a grandson.

Is it possible? Why? Answer: The child now is a little emperor

1. He hid it from the emperor for two months (two-character word) Hazy/Tang Feng

2. Crying every time he gets married (three-character business) Phrases) time-honored brand/Tang Feng

3. Always thinking about Math Olympiad questions (idiom) cunning and calculating/Tang Feng

4. Returning in tears in the face of obstacles (four-character stock market phrase) peaking Huiluo/Tang Feng

5. Like to do things slowly and leisurely (four-character colloquial expression) Hao Hua Hua/Tang Feng

6. Every time I talk about it, it means that my heart has become gray and I refuse to get married ( Tan Li) As the saying goes, Tao is ruthless but sentimental/Tang Feng

7. The dark fragrance of plum blossoms is still there, and the smoke will eventually disappear (Plant) Begonia/Penglai Woodcutter

8. Fog Only when everything is gone can we see the first step (multiple words) Dew/The song ends and people don’t leave

9. Officials’ life changes, and they are all eliminated together (Multiple words) Whip/The song ends and people don’t leave

10. All parties offer their advice and cooperate with each other (eleven characters) Ling/We will not part at the end of the song

11. Women of childbearing age undergo sterilization (one sentence from the four-character Peach Blossom Spring) and will not come back. Yan/Nanshan Woodcutter

12. Don’t compose poems but don’t be as aggressive as the tail (multi-word idiom) The wind, horse and cow are incompatible with each other/Nanshan Woodcutter

13. Turn a corner, but see The mountains and rivers are connected, and tourists from all over the world praise their beauty one by one (Famous places in Henan) Hangu Pass/Nanshan Woodcutter

14. "The rivers and lakes have been wandering for a long time" (title crown, 2 2) A Taoist priest/Lotus Pond Moonlight

15. "Buying wine before leaving a guest house" (three-character accounting term) withholding money/Moonlight over the lotus pond

16. Grandma's affection cannot be forgotten (title crown foreign place) Name, 2+2) Bonn Reporter/Moonlight on the Lotus Pond

17. This promotion, reject the trust relationship (five-character best-selling title, Rolling Curtain) Lover Duras/Fenglu

18. In my opinion, they are all just expedient measures (one sentence from a five-character Tang poem) and there is no long-term solution for oneself/Yirenjin

19. The team champion and individual champion Guo Shaomin reveals the secret (an old five-character domestic movie) The Mystery of the Double-Headed Eagle/Yirenjin

20. Come to drink if you are not a relative or a friend (eight-stroke character) Lee/Feng Wen

21. Let’s get out of school at two o’clock and stay until three o’clock ( Muliandi) with the character Liu/Lang

22. "Living in the world forever" (provincial abbreviation) Ji/Lang (note: Li Yan's "Jianzhi Shi")

23. "People have two or three hearts" (surname) Cong/Lang (note: from Kong Rong's "Death Poem")

24. "Life is like morning dew" (seven-stroke characters) Dan/Lang ( Note: This is from Qin Jia's "Three Poems for a Wife Remaining in the County")

25. "Green Leaves Containing Dancao" (two-character movie) Qinghong/Wolf (Note: This is from Cai Yong's "Kingfisher" "Poetry")

26. "After a long sleep, everything will be over" (four-character colloquialism) Forget it if you die/Wolf (Note: Face Rong's "Death Poem")

27. Early Biography Looking forward to good news (Capital 2, 2+3) Paris, Minsk/Wolf

28. If you don’t like to tell lies, it’s useless to go to war (movie and television actors even dress in terms, 2+4) Chen Hao goes into battle in a vacuum/Wolf

29. "I can clearly recognize the two words of study" (the four words of good administration) Self-Observation of Efficiency/The Waves Move the Boat

30. "Roll up the flag, but you will see the sun at noon early."

"(three-character drug, rolling curtain) white angel/red-faced man (note: the picture is from "Journey to the West")

31. "It's not new now" (three-character ancient literati collectively called) Xiao Li Du (note: it is based on a poem by Zhao Yi of the Qing Dynasty, starting with the previous sentence "Li Du's poems are passed down by thousands of mouths")/Hufu

32. The Book of Soldiers and Soldiers (Martyrs of the People's Liberation Army's Earthquake Resistance, Yanwei) Wu Wenbin /Hufu

33. Tao Li does not say anything, but he has made his own mistakes (a six-character educational term, the first character is 4 strokes) student-oriented/Hufu

34. What Wu Dalang left behind Boxwood pole (four-character garden noun) woody plant/hufu

36. There are less than five people still reading the newspaper (six-character student homework term) and less than half a piece of paper left/hufu

36. I left him in the middle of the night, but I still heard the sound of seeing each other again (nine-stroke characters) Recommendation/Tiger Ambush

37. In the northwest of the forest, Old Liu appeared in front of me (mythological figure). Willow/Online Ghosts

38. In the winter, Fangtiao Chaos (legal term) is released/People from the Western Yuan Dynasty

39. A hook on the west moon creates cloud feet, and two people look at the tranquil waterside ( Four-character proverb) Drinking can lead to sexual disorder/People from the Western Yuan Dynasty

40. Everyone knows "Nanhu Cruise" (idiom) Fu Dabai/People from the Western Yuan Dynasty

41. Ten thousand drops will eventually be collected. Xingyue***Bi Jian (colloquial) fart/White Tiger Tiger

Be good (guess an idiom) - taking advantage of others' surprise

Answers to New Year's Lantern Riddles (animals)

The ears are long and the tail is short. (Name an animal) Dog

Little girl, bring a lantern to enjoy the night. (Name an animal) Firefly

A stick of incense can be burrowed into the ground without breaking. . (Name an animal) Earthworm

The same thing, colorful. Jump off the stage and jump on the house. (Name an animal) Cat

Walking in the ditch. Carrying needles, forgetting thread. (Name an animal) Hedgehog

Putty legs, pointed nose. Wearing a skirt, carrying a house. (Name an animal) Turtle

Ship plank. Hard, with a high surface. Four oars, moving slowly. (Name an animal) Turtle

A knife, floating in the water. (Name an animal) Fish

One star, a little bit. Go on the big road, drill a small hole. Ant

Wear a red hat and a white robe. Name of an animal: Red-crowned Crane

Small boat with white cloth awning. The head is red and the paddle is red. (Name of an animal) Goose

In the big forest. Have fun. Pick wild fruits, smash magpie eggs, and swing on the branches. Gibbons

The lady has a body like a unicorn, scissors, and eight hairpins. Animal name) Crab

Entering the hole is like a dragon, and coming out of the hole is like a phoenix. A phoenix gives birth to a hundred sons, and a hundred sons become a dragon. (Name an animal) Silkworm

It has a long pointed mouth and thin legs. Drag a big tail and be suspicious. (Name an animal) Fox

Hit me for you, and hit you for me. I'll beat you until your skin is open, and I'll beat you until your skin bleeds. (Name an animal) Mosquito

Has no legs or hands, and is dressed in chicken skin. Anyone who touches it will be frightened and run away quickly. (Name an animal) Snake

Crossing the sea on its back, full of articles. He has never committed any theft, so why is the thief so famous? (Name an animal) Squid

It flies down the tree in the sun and goes to the temple at night. Don't think I'm young, I have heart, lungs, liver and intestines. (Name an animal) Sparrow

Say that a horse does not look like a horse. There is no such thing on the road. If you use it to make medicine, you have to catch it in the sea. (Name an animal) Seahorse

A bird on the sea, following the boat. Go surfing and catch fish without fear of big storms. (Name an animal) Seagull

When I was young, I was like a comma, playing in the water. He can jump high when he grows up and is a champion insect catcher. (Name an animal) Frog

Play together during the day and sleep together at night. They will not be separated when they grow old, and people praise them for their good marriage. (Name an animal) Yuanyang

The girl is so hard-working, she also weaves at night.

The sky was dim and bright, and the sound of the machine stopped. (Name an animal) Weaver Girl

Wearing a green shirt and a five-flowered crown. Drink the fragrant wine and sing like Li Cuilian. (Name an animal) Grasshopper

He has a fat head and big feet, like a big fool. He has short and thick limbs and likes to wear a black coat. (Name an animal) Bear

Tall and big, with a neck like a hanging tower. He is kind and kind and never fights. (Name an animal) Giraffe

The nose is like a hook and the ears are like fans. The thighs are like pillars and the tail is like a whip. (Name an animal) Elephant

Looks like a yellow ball when viewed from a distance, but furry when viewed up close. It chirps, chirps, chirps, and loves to eat bugs. (Name an animal) Chicken

There are seven or eight thousand brothers living under the eaves. Making pulp and selling it every day makes the pulp more valuable. (Name an animal) Bee

It has white skin and a thin waist. It can crawl and fly. Wood is used as food to destroy houses. (Name an animal) Termites

They are greasy and like to crawl into the bottom of rivers. Open your mouth and blow bubbles to measure the weather. (Name an animal) Loach

Looks like a turtle and attracts small fish and shrimps. It catches food with its tentacles, dances its claws and opens its teeth. (Name an animal) Sea anemone

Like a fish but not a fish, it lives in the sea all its life. It looks like a fountain from a distance, but looks like an island from a close distance. (Name an animal) Whale

Two eyes are like lamps, and one tail is like a nail. Half a day passed in the clouds, and time passed on the lake. (Name an animal) Dragonfly

The prime minister with a black face is sitting in the lobby. Pull up the Bagua flag and focus on the flying general. (Name an animal) Spider

The hunchbacked old man has a shaggy beard. There was no blood during life, but after death he was covered in red. (Name an animal) Shrimp

Looks like a cat but not a cat, wearing a fur coat and flowers. It is the king in the mountains, and it will be in charge in the year of Yin. (Name an animal) Tiger

About one foot in length, with a nose on the top of the head. Black on the back and white on the belly, it makes its home in the ocean. (Name an animal) Dolphin

As light as a swallow, it flies between heaven and earth. No matter how far apart we are, we can still convey the message. (Name an animal) Homing pigeon

Wearing warm-soled boots and a beard growing out of its mouth. I work as a patrolman at night and squint my eyes during the day. (Name an animal) Cat

With two knives in front of its head, it burrows into the ground and harms the seedlings. Caught and dried, it is used as a diuretic. (Name an animal) Mole cricket

With four pillars and eight railings, there live lazy people. The nose turns round and round, and the tail twists in a circle. (Name an animal) Pig

It is one bowl when it is raw and it is another bowl when it is cooked. If you don’t eat it, it’s just a bowl. If you eat it, it’s still a bowl. (Name an animal) snail

Wearing a Zhou Yu hat and a Zhang Fei robe. He calls himself Sun Bofu and has a temper like Ma Chao. (Name an animal) Cricket

Wearing green clothes and carrying two knives on his shoulders. When walking in the crop fields, the pests are frightened and run away. (Name an animal) Praying Mantis

Call a cat but don’t catch mice, like a bear who loves to eat bamboo. Swinging and lovable, is it a cat or a bear? (Name an animal) Panda

Sowing (name an animal) Cuckoo

Many Brothers (Name an animal) Starling

Tried and succeeded ( Name an animal) Bailing

Crosstalk (name an idiom). Posturing

Paratrooper (an idiom). Falling from the sky

Backface (an idiom). His appearance is unattractive

False eyes (an idiom). Keep your eyes peeled

Xenon tritium (guess an idiom). Swallowing mountains and rivers with anger

Scenic spot (guess an idiom). Invincible

Arbitrary (guess an idiom). No distinction is allowed

Poncho (an idiom). A piece of clothing carries water

Extremely small (guess an idiom). Trivial

On the first day of junior high school (an idiom). Changing with each passing day

Xianle (an idiom). Extraordinary

Sweet dream (guess an idiom). Good times don't last long

Brother (an idiom). Count one to two

Sing together (hit one idiom). In unison

Lie down (guess an idiom). Five bodies fell to the ground

Passed away (hit one idiom).

Sit back and wait for death

Changmao Tong (an idiom). Indecent

Cosmetics (guess an idiom). Easier said than done

Solar stove (an idiom). In full swing

Microscope (an idiom). Seeing from a single hole

Climbing a bamboo pole (guess an idiom). Rising steadily

Bottomless pit (guess an idiom). Unfathomable

Wangjiang Pavilion (guess an idiom). Near the water tower

Threshing machine (guess an idiom). Hesitantly

Agricultural products (an idiom). Born and raised in the local area

Cai Tiao Drama (an idiom). Strong voice and look

Jokes: Jokes that cannot be told well in Mandarin

1. The fish seller kept shouting at the top of his lungs: "Fish, fish." A date seller next to him shouted Not to be outdone, he immediately shouted: "Oops, oops." "Fish." "Oops." "Fish." "Oops." The more the fish seller heard, the more something was wrong. He felt that the date seller seemed to be deliberately going against him, so the two quarreled.

2. The director of a township enterprise is about to visit Kobe, Japan. He cannot even speak Mandarin and usually only speaks dialects. So he asked his subordinates to find a translator. The subordinates came back and reported: "None of the Japanese translators can understand the factory director's dialect." The factory director said: "This is easy to handle. We will bring a teacher from this town and ask him to translate our dialect into Mandarin first." The subordinate said: "It's not possible yet. When we get to Japan, we have to hire someone to translate the Japanese dialect into Mandarin." 'Putonghua' is translated into Kobe's dialect. "

3. A foreigner with a strong dialect got lost in the city. When he saw a gentle lady approaching, he went up to him and asked: " Rabbit (comrade), give me a kiss..." Before she could finish her words, the lady's face turned red with anger.

4. A southerner came to a snack bar in Beijing and asked the waitress: "How much does it cost to sleep for one night (a bowl of dumplings)?" When the waiter heard this, his expression changed drastically and he said sharply: " Rogue!" When the southerners heard this, they said: "It's only six cents, cheap, come one night (bowl)"

5. A pair of farmer brothers and sisters used a cart to pull wheat to the market to sell. A southerner came to their brother and sister and asked, "Brother, how do you sell your little sister (wheat)?" The eldest brother was so angry that veins popped out on his forehead.

6. Uncle Niu was shouting: "We are selling mooncakes, four yuan for ten." Many people gathered around to buy the "cheap" mooncakes. When they paid, they realized that the old man's mooncakes were Four for ten bucks.

7. The elderly in the nursing home held a party on the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival. The host, Mrs. Wang, said: "Everyone, the performance has begun (started). Please be quiet."

8 A northerner asked where the "cable car" was in a park in Guangzhou. He searched for it according to the answer and found the "men's toilet".

9. In the early morning of the first day after a couple got married, the family got up and washed their faces. The bride respectfully said to her mother-in-law: "Mother-in-law, please wash (wash) first." After that, the bride said again He said to the groom: "My mother-in-law is dead, how about you die?" After a pause, he said, "My mother-in-law and you are both dead, and I will die last." After hearing this, the mother-in-law turned pale and could not say a word. The bride then said: "Mother-in-law, why are you not dead yet?"

10. An old Putian woman was selling sugar cane on the roadside. A bus stopped and a foreigner in the car came to the old woman's stall. I bought sugar cane before. I had just weighed the sugar cane and before I paid, the car started. The old lady urged: "Hurry up, give me your money, and I will marry you (sugar cane)." The outsider was so frightened that he didn't even take the sugar cane and quickly got into the car.

11. A country girl came to the supermarket, and the waiter greeted her enthusiastically: "Miss, what do you want?" The girl said: "I want your life (noodles), pig grandson (bamboo shoots)."

12. Chunhua met a friend who was taking her son shopping. She hurriedly came up to say hello and praised: "This little wolf boy (boy) is so cute."

13. 1 Class was in session at a rural primary school, and the teacher walked into the classroom: "Stand (on) class."

"The students said in unison: "It's better to die of old age (teacher)!" The teacher said: "Students who vomit blood, it's better to die early (Part 1)!"

14. Two country girls came back from the city. The sky was dark. It was late, and I saw a truck approaching, so I waved to the truck. The driver stuck his head out, and a girl said: "Comrade, can we be your wife (car)?" "The driver said angrily: "Who wants you to be my wife? "The other girl quickly said: "It doesn't matter, we are very close." The driver was so angry that he drove away, thinking: "Who will kiss you?" "

15. The village chief said at the village meeting: "Rabbits and shrimps, pickles are too expensive. Instead of pickles, I want pig's trotters." "Translating his dialect into Mandarin is: Comrades and fellow villagers, we are in a meeting now. Don't talk, but pay attention.

Brain teaser: Q: Xiaobai looks like his brother, so use an idiom ?

A: The truth is revealed

Q: Why are pears the hottest fruit?

A: Pears (ions) are hot

Q: Who is the darkest anime character in the world?

A: Doraemon

WHY? Because he can’t see his fingers

Q: The darkest character in the world? Who is the compassionate anime character?

A: Or Doraemon

WHY? Because he always extends a helping hand to people

Q: A wolf came to the North Pole and accidentally fell into the ice sea. What did it become when it was picked up?

Answer: Areca nut

Q: What did the African cannibal chief eat? What?

A: Man!

Q: One day, the chief was sick and the doctor told him to be vegetarian. What did he eat? : Eat plants!

Q: Which animal is a master?

A: Pigs (abacus) are masters.

Q: What animal is most likely to be a master? Posted on the wall?

A: Poster Leopard

Q: What will happen if the fat man falls from the 12th floor?

A: Dead fat man

Q: Who will help you when you are full?

A: Flying dragon, because flying dragon is feeding in the sky

Q: There is a triangular tree The tree was sent to the North Pole to be planted... What will the tree be called when it grows up?

A: Trigonometric function (cold tree)

Q: The white horse is called white. ? A black horse is called a black horse, and a black and white horse is called a zebra. So what is the black, white and red horse called?

A: It’s a shy zebra, haha

Q: Yes. One day, there was a matchstick on his head that made it itchy, so he scratched it, and it started to burn. Then he was taken to the hospital, and after he came out of the emergency room, guess what happened

A: Cotton swab. , because the head is bandaged

Q: Why are silkworm babies so rich?

A: Because...silkworms can spin cocoons (frugal)

A: Answer: Xiaobai, because Xiaobai can vomit (little white rabbit)

Q: What is Qu Yuan’s wife’s surname?

A: Her surname is Chen. Because of Qu Chen (Chen)

Q: What lines do monkeys hate the most?

A: Parallel lines because they don’t intersect (banana)

Q: Which? Who is the historical figure who deserves the most flattery?

A: Su Wu - Su Wu Muyang Beihai Beach (being flattened)

Q: Chocolate and tomatoes fought, and chocolate won. (Name a food)

A: Answer: chocolate bar

Q: Chocolate and eggs fought, and chocolate won again. (Name another food)

A: Answer: Chocolate bar

Q: Chocolate fought with tomatoes and eggs at the same time, and chocolate won again. (Name a food again)

A: Answer: tomato and egg noodles

Q: Chocolate and eggs fought again, and chocolate won again.

(Name another food)

A: Egg crisps (lose)

Q: A puppy traveled in the desert and died. How did he die?

A: He suffocated to death because there were no telephone poles to pee in the desert.

Q: A puppy traveled in the desert and found a telephone pole, but still suffocated to death. Why?

A: "No urination allowed here" is posted on the telegraph pole.

Q: A puppy traveled in the desert and found a telegraph pole with nothing posted on it. In the end, I was still suffocated, why?

A: Many puppies were waiting in line and didn’t wait.

Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. There was nothing attached to it, and even though it was queued up, it still suffocated to death. Why?

A: Because there are two beautiful dog girls behind him, he is embarrassed.

The eleventh book is incredible (BOOK11)

Which kind of bat does not need to rest and is slovenly (Never-ending bat)

A person is painted gold and makes an amazing sound (A golden man)

The sheep stopped breathing and felt elated (the sheep did not exhale)

Do not drop your mobile phone into the toilet and do not lose it (wet)

Xiaoyu told Xiaoming that her father was impotent and could not stop (Yu’s father could not)

The dog stopped barking after crossing the single-plank bridge and had a photographic memory (it did not bark when crossing a tree)

The bee stopped on the calendar The wind is beautiful and the sun is shining (Bee and Calendar)

Two men sitting on a stone kill two birds with one stone

A group of women are chatting nonsense (chickenless talk)

A group of people smashed eggs with guns and bullets rained down (guns rained down with eggs)

The painter likes to draw thick ropes but does not like to paint thin ropes to achieve perfection (thick ropes enter the painting)

Under construction I fell in love with the piano at first sight (moved to the middle piano)

Eating with chopsticks is very popular (chopsticks to people's mouth)

Conversation between chickens and ducks Chickens talk to ducks

One hundred and one, that’s a hundred

There are ten sheep, nine of them are squatting in the sheep pen, and one is squatting in the pig pen. (One sheep is squatting wrong)

Sheep Call the eagle, the eagle picks up the phone and says "hello" (sheep PHONE, eagle "hello")

Who doesn't have a phone? Tianyi (Tianyi Seamless PHONE)

Who knows the birds best? Frightened Bird (Frightened Bird) Zhiniao

Why did the ancients lie on the ice to seek carps? There is a carp in the ice (ceremony)

Why do male horses run faster than females? Hurry up

Why do you have to turn your hat inside out before wearing it again? Zhang Guan Li Dai (Zhang Guan Li Dai)

Why did the newborn child die? From birth to death

Why does a knife painted blue make a gun very melancholic? Invulnerability (BLUE)

Why does the teacher tell us to cherish four arrows since childhood? Time flies (four arrows)

How to prevent ducks from flying away? Give it a wing (it is difficult to fly with wings)

How to make a sparrow quiet? Squeeze it (no sound, no sound)

How to make something bigger? (Very cold) Tolerance means bigness

Which kind of snake has many mouths? Chattering (snake)

The one who washes his face is called the basin. What about the one who washes his hands? Jinpen (Golden Pen Washing Hands)

Which juice is the most difficult to drink? Rack your brains

What can you see at the guillotine in hell? Ghostly

Who can easily survive three years of high school? Mr. Rui (unstoppable, please pronounce ㄉㄤ‘)

How to distinguish the difference between a fragrant meat shop and a dog meat shop? Dog meat shops will hang sheep’s heads on the door (dog meat is sold with sheep’s heads)

Why do bad jokes have to be told three times at a time? Think before you act

Why can’t you see God’s dick? Secrets cannot be leaked (Tianji)

Which song has "Coin Lee" in its lyrics? The moon represents my heart ("Coin Lee" How Deep I Love You...)

Which kind of exercise requires the back (ㄅㄟ)? (This is a new skirt) Jan Sport

Which snake has the strongest vitality? The Immortal Tongue (Snake)

Why don’t men go out? Because when you go out, you become a "layman"

The answer to the man in golden clothes: a blockbuster (a golden man)

The number "3" is walking on the road... ...Turned a somersault...Another somersault...

The answer: three times and two times

A dog stopped barking after crossing a single-plank bridge. : Photographic memory (nothing can be forgotten)

.: The answer to the eleventh book: incredible