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What property can ordinary people inherit? I'm just kidding. It's just to liven up the atmosphere.
I didn't realize that I was nearsighted. With such a person, her life can really be said to be "it is not hard to go home and inherit the family property."
She is Wendy Yu, a "top celebrity".
Angelababy, who is married to Huang Xiaoming, is very soft in both film and television drama resources and variety advertisements, which can be regarded as a double harvest of love career.
"Running Boys" group pet, "Goddess of Otaku", the sixth celebrity of Forbes China, and getting married for more than half of the entertainment circle to send blessings are enough to prove Angelababy's status.
In 2020, Angelababy Angelababy appeared in a group photo of the top Shanghai rich women, but she just stood in an inconspicuous position on the side. Angelababy Angelababy, who has always been admired by the stars, put on light makeup as a foil.
Angelababy Angelababy, known as the "stunning beauty", was eclipsed by the dignified and elegant real celebrities.
Sharpening her head and trying to squeeze into the rich women's group, she even revealed that she was responsible for ordering food and arranging routes when she went to play with this group of top celebrities in Shanghai.
In the eyes of these real celebrities, stars seem to be nothing. For them, stars have robbed them of resources, and they can send them when they are in a good mood.
The newborn Sponge and Angelababy joined the rich women's group and became friends with the rich women's children, paving the way for Sponge's future and gaining several solid contacts.
This may be the reason why Yang Ying wanted to squeeze into the group of rich women as soon as she got married, and wanted to deal with them well, even willing to foil the green leaves.
C in this photo is a "top celebrity"-Wendy Yu.
The mansion can't be visited in 7 hours, and the toilet has three rooms and one living room.
Many netizens didn't like Wendy Yu at first, because she always likes to show off her wealth on some social media platforms, so many people labeled her as "vanity".
Until the end of September, 2020, xu teacher, an online celebrity, posted a video of "Visiting the Home of Post-90s Venture Capitalists" on a short video website late at night, which became popular overnight and made the mansion of "top celebrities" public.
Netizens have expressed their feelings: poverty limits my imagination. This is not to show off wealth, but to be really rich!
Wendy Yu described that her custom-made skirt was hand-sewn with 25,000 petals. I got stuck in the elevator because the skirt was too long. In the end, Antoine Arnault, the son of Lv Group, and natalia vodianova, the supermodel, helped to carry the skirt. She smiled, too, saying it was fun.
Even in May Ball, new york, a gathering of celebrities with wealth as the lowest threshold, Wendy Yu can take a group photo with C among the daughters of the nobility.
When invited to Queen Charlotte's party in England, the party was attended by either a rich girl or a famous aristocrat. Wendy Yu wears a Cartier crown with 12 18 diamonds set by hand, which is worth more than15 million. The sapphire necklace around her neck is also worth millions, and she is dressed luxuriously and elegantly.
Netizen commented: "Poverty limits my imagination!"
Many heroines in Mary Sue's romance novels are just so.
Limited edition bags, find famous artists to doodle freely on them through hobbies. Because it is a horse, I like unicorns, so I paint unicorns on bags that others can't grab. Frankly speaking, I don't buy luxury bags to show my social status, just for collection or because the styles are to my liking, and I don't care about the price, only care about the artistic value.
How many times did this sentence hit the eye-catching "pseudonym" in the face? It also directly opened the gap between "network celebrities" and "celebrities".
The gap between celebrities and online celebrities lies not only in their family background, but also in their international influence and family status.
Xu teacher, an online celebrity, wrote in the video copy: A mansion in Shanghai has not been visited for seven hours.
Covering an area of 680 square meters, the mansion with three floors is bigger than many universities in China. The toilet is a three-bedroom and one-bedroom structure, and the backyard is its own private horse farm. Any skirt is either high or limited, and even a skirt can reach a suite in Beishangguang.
How many girls dream of 150 sets of Barbie dolls, such as Marilyn Monroe, Audrey Hepburn, the heroine of Titanic ... Some Barbie dolls are no longer on the market and are neatly placed.
Expensive cream is bought unopened, just for collection; Lipstick cosmetics are always there when you buy them, which is not necessarily suitable for your own collection; Collect strange hat accessories and buy a lot of high-definition cloaks to "cover the meat" because I am fat. ......
Do you think the life of rich people is really as happy as you think?
No, you can't imagine the happiness of rich people!
Wendy Yu in the video is a gentle and sweet baby sounds, saying that she is actually very grounded and even likes to eat hot pot with friends. Restore the scene with her boyfriend online, and teach xu teacher, the online celebrity of Straight Man, how to fall in love correctly online. As can be seen from the video, Wendy Yu, a "top celebrity", is not as unattainable as we thought, and looks no different from an ordinary little girl, which makes many netizens.
Go home and inherit the billionaire's only daughter if you don't work hard.
If some people were born with golden spoons, then Wendy Yu was born with diamonds.
Wendy Yu's father Yu Jingyuan graduated from Zhejiang University of Technology. Originally, he was holding an iron rice bowl with his wife. He smelled a little business opportunity in the wooden door industry, resigned decisively despite everyone's opposition and started a business with his wife.
In the end, it was a great success and was called "the king of Asian wooden doors" by the industry.
Different from other wealthy families, Yu Jingyuan, who was distressed by his wife, did not choose to break up the family. On the contrary, after his wife gave birth to Wendy Yu and spoiled his only daughter, Wendy Yu, as a princess, he chose not to have children.
When Wendy Yu wanted something since he was a child, Yu Jingyuan would try to help him get it.
Wendy Yu likes Andy Lau, so Yu Jingyuan spent 65.438+0.5 billion yuan to invite Andy Lau, the king of heaven, to endorse his wooden door products, and also put the advertisement endorsed by Andy Lau in the prime time of CCTV advertising, making Wendy Yu the most successful child in idolization.
As the sole heir of Meng Tian Group, Wendy Yu can get tens of billions of wealth even if she doesn't study hard and work hard, but she doesn't.
She chose to leave her parents' shelter and go out alone to get what she wanted on her own. /kloc-at the age of 0/5, she chose to study abroad and went to a prestigious school. The students around her are either elite children or aristocratic descendants.
In a group of highly educated families, she participated in the British National Advanced Mathematics Challenge and won the gold medal.
Maybe she doesn't like math, but she knows that she should study hard and work hard. Only what she is fighting for is the most valuable. She wants to realize her dream by her own hands.
Born in Rome, she knows exactly what she wants.
At the age of 28, she won 100 million yuan through her own efforts.
I once joked that one day I would buy my father's Meng Tian Group. Others may think that she is just joking. Who knows if she has any ambition and will really buy her father's group one day?
She has a high interest in fashion art and unique opinions since she was a child. At the age of 65,438+09, she began to collect high-definition dresses from all over the world. In the video of xu teacher, an online celebrity, she also bluntly said that her collection might be left to children, and she would also consider making an exhibition or even renting it.
In her eyes, the artistic value of an object is greater than the value of the object itself.
She proposed that there should be Gaoding Fashion Museum in Britain and the United States, and hoped to have a world-class Gaoding Fashion Museum in China. She wants to turn her mansion into a fashion museum in China and sign a "10-year contract" with xu teacher, an online celebrity.
Harold magazine called her a new generation of "fashion godmother", Britain praised her as "the most influential woman in fashion" and Forbes in the United States praised her as "an unstoppable Chinese force in fashion investment" .......
2065438+2008 Attended the event with world famous people such as gambling king He, former British Prime Minister's wife and CEO of British Fashion Association.
She considers herself lucky. She founded Yu Holdings Venture Capital on 20 17, hoping to promote the development of China fashion circle by herself. She will not only provide financial support for China designers, but even take them to Paris Fashion Week, so that western countries can see China's fashion and let China's fashion go global. She is also willing to be a bridge for China fashion designers to go global and truly extend the power of China culture to the whole world.
Fifth, be keen on charity and be a real "celebrity"
Perhaps influenced by his father Yu Jingyuan, Wendy Yu not only made great contributions to the fashion circle in China, but also had a place in the charity circle.
As a "top celebrity" worth tens of billions, Wendy Yu is willing to go to the countryside in person and actively participate in charity.
Wendy Yu, who was held in the palm of his parents' hand for fear of falling, personally led a team to the countryside, followed local farmers to do farm work, donated rural teachers and sent daily necessities and school supplies to children.
Her delicate skin is out of place in the barren loess, but she still gritted her teeth and worked on the farm for a week just to lead people to support more public welfare undertakings.
Having seen heaven, she is willing to go to hell to help others out of trouble.
After 90, she is still young, hoping to live up to expectations and become a "top celebrity". As she expected in the video, she will live up to her original heart and become the one she wants to be most!
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