You will laugh after reading this, and laugh heartily

1. Although I cannot save sentient beings, I can harm them.

2. Some people say that I am too lazy to have cramps, but in fact I am too lazy to even have cramps.

3. When I paid the mobile phone bill, I realized that my words were so valuable.

4. Old people cannot beat children, they cannot beat women, and they cannot beat men to death.

5. There is no cow dung anywhere in the world, so why should we have unrequited love for a piece of shit?

6. Who is the queen of a famous family? Your father is Marshal Tianpeng!

7. I didn’t say you were shameless, I meant that shameless people are like you.

8. You say you are my friend, but in fact I know that animals are indeed friends of humans.

9. Obama, do you still remember that little Bin Laden by the Daming Lake?

10. Holding back your fart will break your heart. No need to squeeze hard, exercise.

11. Goose and goose, cut the ends with a knife, pluck the feathers, add a ladle of water, light the fire and cover the pot!

12. Everyone is a prisoner, and the phone number is the number.

13. The high-voltage electricity in your eyes is enough to last my mobile phone for a year.

14. Can you stop running around in my head, aren’t you tired?

15. The sky is vast and the fields are vast. You eat grass and I eat candy.

16. It doesn’t matter how high the mountain is, if there are immortals, it will be clear. It doesn’t matter if there is too much water, as long as you can drink it.

17. Don’t worry about my need for a sense of security. You think I am a specialized anti-virus software.

18. If the water is clear, there will be no fish, and if people are mean, they will be invincible.

19. You don’t have the image of a pig, but you have the temperament of a pig.

20. If you don’t have medical insurance or life insurance, don’t act bravely after dark.

21. Your complex facial features cannot hide your simple IQ.

22. I think you are really not a qualified friend. You should change your profession and become my wife!

23. If a man doesn’t help you put on your wedding dress, give him a cassock.

24. First learn not to be angry, and then learn to make others angry.

25. Confucius said: When three people are walking together, there must be my wife. Choose the pretty one and marry her.

26. If cutting off hair means cutting off memories, will cutting my head bald mean I can lose my memory?

27. How are you doing now? If you are not having a good time, I will feel relieved.

28. People are iron, rice is steel, and there is no soup in the bones.

29. Some people are so tender that water comes out when pinched, but I am so timid that snot bubbles come out when pinched.

30. Sorry, there is no gender suitable for you in the public toilet. Excerpts of laughing sentences_Sentences about laughing

You are the only person who can make me laugh one second and burst into tears the next

I am easy Sad child writes sad sentences every day, but you don’t know that a piece of candy from you can make me laugh, but you are stingy with giving me even a piece of candy!

When the spring breeze is triumphant, the whole world will laugh in front of you. When you are sad and fallen, you are still recognized as a friend by words in the remaining night...

If you can make a girl laugh from the bottom of her heart, then you already have her---- Marilyn Monroe

Happiness is having someone by your side who can make you laugh all the time

I want to be with you, go to class together, and complete the homework without tails together. I want to be with you, to cry heartbreakingly when you are sad, and to laugh unbridled when you are happy. I want to be with you to discuss your favorite celebrities and the most outrageous gossips. I want to be with you, to curse before the little exam without any warning, and to celebrate happily before the unprecedented good results. I want to be with you, to be restless during the rebellious period, and to laugh wildly with you during adolescence. I want to be with you, to be sentimental when we first fall in love, and to sing sad songs when love is broken.

While everyone was still immersed in the difficult problems given by Cai Kangyong, Huang Bo had already begun to respond.

He laughed first, which prevented the situation from becoming too embarrassing. Then he calmly and calmly continued what Zheng Yuling had just said, and said to Cai Kangyong with a smile: Actually, you are not fighting alone. I just saw A horse is with you. After so long, I have only seen people riding horses, but I have never seen a horse riding a person. The star-studded audience was stunned for a second, and then burst into deafening laughter and applause. Andy Lau, Nick Cheung, Carina Lau and others who had looked sympathetic towards Huang Bo just now were all laughing uncontrollably. Andy Lau, in particular, looked around while laughing, as if he was eager to let everyone know how happy he was. Even Cai Kangyong himself laughed and clapped. ----Liu Ruijiang "Huang Bo speaks wisely"

I always thought that I could live happily if I avoided pain, but the more you don't give your sincerity to others, the more you avoid any possible consequences. When it comes to painful things, you become more numb. You may not be sad, but you can't laugh either. You become numb, you lose emotion, you lose the ability to cry. Happiness always comes after pain, so don’t be so suspicious of others, love and hate boldly. You may get hurt, suffer, and cry uncontrollably at night, but it is better than locking up your heart. , it would be better to live your life without crying or laughing.

Sometimes I want to laugh but there is no one around me

How much do you miss him and how much do you hope to meet him? Maybe you will only know when Lu Han is by your side. Really laugh out loud. Even if Lu Han doesn’t come back, it doesn’t matter. Lu Han, please contact him more when you have time. What the little fool cares about most is you. The most important thing is you?

I always feel hidden when I am happy. Fearful, full of joy but unable to laugh, moved to sadness but no longer shed tears, what makes me unable to believe in pure happiness, what makes me linger on the road unable to take a step, I am both calm and disgusted with the melancholy in my bones, Is it unconscious pessimism that puts both of us in a dilemma?

Today, I still often go to class alone, go to the library, and go to the playground to listen to music and run. But I also often go to take photos, watch movies, and drink plum wine under the flower trees with my friends on weekends. We laugh heartily, as if we are old friends we haven’t seen for a long time. ----Curly Wei'an "In college, loneliness is the norm"

Every time I see them laughing or getting excited because of such simple and ordinary things, I am so touched. You have to take in a lot of things to be so calm, right?

Under the golden thread-like sunlight, Tan Han's black eyes looked at me quietly, and the corners of his beautiful lips were slightly raised. He was silent too much, and even if he smiled occasionally, it was only very light. He is like a person who carries many secrets, so he restrains himself a lot of the time, unable to laugh or be sad. But at this moment, his eyes were clearer than ginkgo leaves in autumn, and his smile was shallow but unforgettable. At this moment, all the top designs in the entire luxury and fashionable store eclipsed in front of Tan Han's faint smile. I just gave him two ties casually. It was not until much later that I understood how Tan Han asked me about my mood. ----Qingluo Fanzi "Beyond the Starlight"

If you are ambiguous with another woman, I will be ambiguous with other men. If you laugh at other women, I will be right. Other men care too much about you and I am more romantic than you. Anyway, the days are long and we will slowly torture each other

Sometimes I can play the clown for everyone and make everyone laugh, but I am also afraid that you will I regard him as a real clown!

I want to be that person who makes you laugh.

When I opened my old diary, I discovered that I had worked hard for someone, shed tears for someone, stayed up all night for someone, and hesitated for someone. I have wandered around, I have been foolish for someone, I have laughed for someone, I have written vigorously for someone, I have been willing to wait for someone, I have secretly made a promise to someone, and I have made a secret promise to someone. A person who is living in such a miserable state will still work hard, still shed tears occasionally, still occasionally stay up all night, still occasionally hesitate and wander, still occasionally act silly, still laugh, still write vigorously, and still I will wait alone, I will still be embarrassed occasionally, I will still do certain things, I will still have certain moods, but it will no longer be for those past memories of some people in the past, slowly fading away from the old time without leaving any trace.

No matter what happens, no matter what we have to face, no matter what we have to bear, life must go on, and the road ahead still has to be walked...True bravery is to carry these things on your body. Despite the heavy sadness, you can still laugh heartily, and you can still stride forward confidently and easily... ---- "Ssangyong Detective Agency"

Be cheerful on a sunny day Laugh

I don’t want a prince, I just want my Yu Huai, who can laugh heartily on sunny days and make noise in the free air

Deep joy Love and companionship are the longest confessions of love. Silence and joy, memories are the most tender waiting. Carry a ray of breeze and laugh to your heart's content on a sunny day. Riding on a small boat, I smiled slightly in the years when the clouds were clear and the wind was gentle. Where the dream begins, there is you and me!

Why is my face still stiff after watching so many jokes and I just can’t laugh? Although the corners of my mouth occasionally raise, within a minute or two, my indifferent expression immediately returns to normal...((/ - -)/Summary: People who have a good sense of humor should cherish every hearty laugh (＾－＾)V

When I wake up every day and am surrounded by emotions of sadness, self-pity, and failure, This is how I fight it: When I'm depressed, I sing loudly. When I'm sad, I work harder. When I'm afraid, I put on a new outfit. When I'm upset, I raise my voice. . When I am in poverty, I imagine my future prosperity. When I feel powerless, I think about my past success. In short, I have to learn to control my emotions today. "The Greatest Salesman in the World" by Mandino

Standing in the crowd, I am inconspicuous, an ordinary and ordinary me; living in the world, I do not play tricks, a simple and clear person Even if I have a mediocre appearance, I will not try to please people who don’t like me. I will only smile in front of people who like me. Even if I live a poor life, I will not try to please people who look down on me. I just want people who value me. People are proud of me. I don’t want to wear a disguised mask in my life, which is too tiring; I don’t want to wear a decorated coat and suffer in this way. People who understand you don’t need to explain, and people who don’t understand you don’t need to explain. People who understand you will not give up, and those who don’t understand will leave sooner or later. Be yourself wholeheartedly, even if it is not perfect, it is still the most beautiful. I like to laugh when I am happy, even if I lose my image; I like to be sad when I am sad. Cry as much as you want, even if you lose face. What you want in life is to be honest! I am used to being straightforward when I have something to say, I have never learned to be diplomatic; I am used to doing things with all my heart and not being fooled----White Melody "Heng Ge's Quotes"< /p>

Sometimes I am so unhappy, but I still force myself to grin and laugh.

I hope that a group of old friends can sit down and have a glass of old wine to talk about the past and make fun of each other. Laughing heartily and sighing about our youthfulness proves that we also had youth.

In everyone’s youth, there was a girl with a ponytail who would walk on campus for someone. If a person studies hard, he will laugh, but he will give so foolishly. Now when I think of the past, it is always inexplicable and ridiculous. The girl has already been married and the campus has been demolished. There is no use for studying, and the effort will only be wasted. People take advantage. Only the smile is still there, but the mood has changed.

Cherish your little luck, smile for the different days, be grateful for the people around you, and be grateful for the things you have not missed. Laugh to your heart's content, this is our 17-year-old sky, where you can be wild and daydream boldly.

I can fight for my dreams, and live a life without tears in my youth without regrets

I want to see you laugh, I want to make trouble with you, I want to hold you in my arms. One second I’m blushing and arguing, the next second I turn around and make up, I’m not afraid of you. I'm not afraid of you crying because you are my pride. A pair of eyes chasing you. My heart is already ready. Just once, I will take you to see the world. Laughing in the sunny days. Making noises in the free air. Do you know that my only wish is that when the world is still small, I will accompany you to the ends of the world, to stop searching in a corner without worries, and to grow old slowly in a carefree time. Do you know that all my heart beats with you-- --Yang Zongwei's "Just Once" Laughing sad quotes

1. You are not happy to begin with, and you have to feel sad for others.

2. Later, the diary was torn up, the wine glass was smashed, and the unfinished story was forgotten.

3. I wonder whose name I will call out when I get drunk.

4. If you are not living well now, you are the one who brought it upon yourself. It is your fault that you were too soft-hearted and gave the beast with a dagger a chance to stab you.

5. I envy those who fall asleep, so that they don’t have to bear the pain of missing them in the endless darkness. 2. Love without love will never go bad. So, we flirt, we are ambiguous, but we never fall in love. 3. I really like you, shut up...

6. You will eventually get a girlfriend, get married, have children, and forget me.

7. The love you give is unconscious, but it is enough for a lifetime

8. No one will stay with you forever. You know, even the shadow will be absent on rainy days.

9. Your father is the person who scolds you and takes out money when you ask for money.

10. Never mentioning that I love you is not that I don’t love you, but that I love you very much, but I can’t love you anymore.

11. You and I are not on the same frequency, how can you understand what kind of heart I am hurting.

12. I finally understand. It turns out that you are just used to being nice to me, and you are nice to me without any emotion.

13. How many heart-pounding moments turned into casual acquaintances.

14. The only thing I feel sad about is that I am not strong enough, not strong enough for you to be fearless in supporting me.

15. Don’t just cut off the chat records and save them. When things change and people change, will you take them out and look sad? Every sweet word is a mockery, every kiss, love, expression, Good night, companionship, and never leaving all seem incredible. How could you say it in the first place, and how can it be like this now? Maybe the other person has long forgotten what he said to you, but you still remember it, how bad it is!

16. The world has become empty and burdened with hardships, leaving me with nowhere to hide.

17. You gave me all the warmth and abundant pain.

18. Loneliness is the inevitable darkness in life. It cannot be crossed or defeated.

19. The wind is also silent, and loneliness seems to be pulling madly. Why do you say it with reluctance, but you turn around and leave.

20. He gave you the umbrella, but stayed with another person in the rain.

21. Because of growth, we are separated; because of the end of fate, we are separated.

22. I am human, I am fragile, I am not strong, I cannot withstand the back and forth betrayal, I cannot bear the repeated betrayal.

23. When I think of you again after many years, there will still be ripples in my heart. I almost forgot the feeling of loving you at that time. I only know that I have spent all my money on loving you. The strength of my life still failed in the end. Now that I think about it, I feel that I am really a fool. I haven't even learned to love myself properly and I still have to love others. But in the face of love, who has never been a fool.

24. I am used to laughing wildly when I am sad, and over time I don’t know what tears taste like.

25. I have been alone for so long that I have become accustomed to being alone

26. Love is an unbelievable but unyielding poison in this world

27. You always hide in the corner and cry, and you always stand in the sun and laugh, so no one knows that you can be sad even when you are happy.

28. When he kissed me, I burst into tears. Every movement was like yours, and I didn’t dare to open my eyes.

29. Always when I am lonely, always when I am sad, always when I am lonely, you all leave one by one.

30. The years are long and the sea of ??people is vast. Don’t look back and don’t give in. Someone will naturally love you.

31. Love words blown away by the wind will eventually become hoarse and have gone far. It doesn’t matter if people don’t love you.

32. After a thousand years of waiting, I only got one sentence: My love is no longer there.

33. Waiting for the rise and fall of the sun, watching the tears disappear, the pain of the heart, the feeling of dreams, knowing that the label of no destiny has accumulated the armor of destiny.

34. You came from the flickering light and brought me the embrace of the whole world.

35. One day, you will meet a person as gorgeous as a rainbow. , and my heart is pounding. 2. You can give your smile to anyone, but your heart only needs to be given to one person. 3. Because you are not here, even the memories are lazy, so I forget them. 4. I am in love...

36. Only when I am good enough will I meet you

37. Can you make me open my eyes when you shoot me in the chest? My last look at you

38. Wukong, there is not enough firewood, please bring more scriptures. Wu Jing, see if Bajie is ready.

39. We will meet too many people in our life, but we always treat them as passers-by, which makes us sad just thinking about them.

40. The world is too busy, how can you listen to my loneliness and sadness.

41. I am just an angel with broken wings, and I can never fly into your arms again

42. My strength is separated by a door, and my tears fall without warning. fall down.

43. When I hear a voice similar to yours in a trance, I will tremble slightly, and then I will be stunned.

44. You filled my entire past, but you are forever absent from my future.

45. She doesn’t drink beer and won’t stay. She won't even tell you her sadness.

46. If some relationships are broken, let them be broken, so that we can get together and part ways, and we can all be well.

47. "I am more important than anything" "Nothing is more important than you"

48. Lone lovers are most afraid of the holidays and can only celebrate alone and get as drunk as possible. I have loved None of them stayed with me.

49. You never looked back. Have you ever thought that I am still waiting.

50. How bad I am, my heart and lungs are nothing compared to her smile.

51. There are so many memos all about him that I can’t bear to delete them, but I have cleared them all now. This is how it will be for the rest of my life with him.

52. I will never waste every second I can spend with you.

53. When you give me a smile, I think you promised me Down forever. 2. Since you left, I have learned to smile, because I know that no one will wipe my tears for me. 3. Forgot how to love, how to feel pain, forget...

54. It must be very painful to delete the person you love with your own hands, right?

55. You are a thorn in my throat. It will hurt if you pull it out, and you will die if you swallow it. The most courageous thing I have ever done is to give up the opportunity to be friends and let you know that I like you. 2. I can’t say that I can only love one person in my life. This is simply impossible, but...

56. I have encountered too many betrayals and deceptions, and I can no longer rely on you so easily.

57. Every breath is accompanied by the pain of the heartbeat; the scars become the testimony of my love for you.

58. I am the one who loses my temper, and I am also the one who feels uncomfortable in the end.

59. I only have one life, and I just want to endure hardships with you, enjoy some blessings with you, and walk a long way

60. Goodbye, Zeng Jin said that I will have a good life. Sister

61. There is probably someone else to accompany you, so it doesn’t matter if I leave quietly like this.

62. I am the one who shivers in the cold quilt and is laughed at by outsiders.

63. Never mention the pain or happiness of the past again. It will not be brought to you in life, nor will it be taken away in death. 2. Sometimes, what we fall in love with is not him, but the memories. 3. The two of us have so many memories, but I am the only spectator left.

4. Exchange one moment for one...

64. If you compare my shortcomings with her advantages, no wonder she wins you.

65. Later, the words you said don’t count, and the people you loved can be changed again.

66. If there is an afterlife, I will still choose to meet you

67. When forgetting becomes another beginning and the memories fade, the pain is the most real.

68. It makes me so sad to think that I can’t see you twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week.

69. Many times, what we want is just a affirmative look and an understanding heart, nothing more.

70. I thought about being happy but my eyes were full of tears

71. I wrote it all for one person, and I wrote it until I was jealous.

72. Her friends were surprised when she was with him. She said: She just liked his dull energy. But every time she was angry, he would not come to comfort her. Every time, it was like this. Her friends comforted her by saying that he just had low emotional intelligence. She accepted this reason, but later, she finally broke up with him. Without hesitation, she nodded and agreed. Watching him prepare gifts for another girl all day long and make another girl happy, she suddenly realized that he was stupid and had low emotional intelligence. He was just treating me. It turned out that he just didn't love me. she.

73. ┲﹊Only when you have been drunk can you know how strong the wine is; only when you have been in love can you know how serious it is. You can't make my poems, just as I can't make your dreams. ﹏☆

74. Life is short, I am willing to make mistakes with you! 2. Sad talk: A person is not alone, only when he thinks about being alone will he be lonely. 3. Love turns out to be drinking poisonous wine with a smile! 4. Even if the whole world forgets me, I only want you to remember my existence! 5...

75. Sometimes I can look at you very indifferently, and sometimes I am a little too persistent.

76. He is diligent, that is because he has just fallen in love with you. He is clumsy, that is because he loves you deeply. If he is calm, that means he is tired of you.

77. There are always mistakes in the world, and things are too hasty to form possessions.

78. Falling in love with someone you can’t hold hands with for the rest of your life is destined to be a story full of tears and sadness.

79. The meaning of travel is to find yourself, not to browse others.

80. You must not have noticed the despair in my eyes when I said I didn’t mind with a smile on my face.

81. Love after hypoxia, careless tears are unnecessary

82. Without you, even if you give me the world, I still have nothing. 2. I love you with all my heart, but you hurt me so completely. 3. Youth is a bright sadness. I didn’t cry, but tears flowed down. 4. In fact, this world...

83. Just pretend that the flower has never bloomed or failed. You have never been here and I have never loved you.

84. The funny thing is that I loved you for many years after you left, but you never heard of it.

85. Sad phrases about mood, one person is off work, one person is sad, one person’s eyes, the loss of missing, the original beauty is hidden in the eyes, the indifference is hidden in life, wonderful eyes, loss A person's scenery. 02. Low-key is a kind of haziness...

86. I am too tired and have no strength to accept another person. I think I may only love myself in the future.

87. The so-called inability to let go is just four glasses of liquor, three cigarettes, two tears and a difficult night.

88. If the person you love doesn’t love you, even if everyone in the world loves you, you will still feel lonely.

89. Even if the road to happiness is too crowded, we will go together

90. I bet all the money but ended up losing everything.

91. You didn’t not love me, you just didn’t accompany me when I needed it, you just didn’t keep your promise, you just didn’t accompany me to the end.

92. I love you as firmly as you don’t love me! 2. I overturn the whole world just to right your reflection! 3. There is a feeling that is more painful than falling out of love, which is called being sentimental! 4. Not mentioning it is not because of forgetting, but because of remembering.

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93. The most painful thing in life is that you value others so much that you even forget that you are also special.

94. Those who no longer love really don’t love anymore. Loved, or not loved.

95. I thought I could stay with you for a long time, but I never thought that it was always what I thought.

96. I have relived it several times, over and over again, but the ending is still the same, losing you.

97. Talking less and less, smiling more and more reluctantly.

98. The cold wind came in through the gap in the window and penetrated me, who was still defenseless.

99. The feeling that you are behind me when I turn around is really good.

100. A man cries because he really loves; a woman cries because she really gives up. 2. What makes women never forget is feelings, and what makes men never forget is feelings. 3. I like smoking because it can hurt the lungs, but it won’t make you sad. 4... Laughing non-mainstream

Handsome guy, I am 18 or 19 years old, and I haven’t found a girlfriend yet. When they go out on the street, they hold hands, and I hold my left hand and my right hand!

There is no grass anywhere in the world, so look for it at work. The quantity is not much, not to mention the quality is not good!

The little pig opposite, look here, look here, look here! Don't stare at your phone in a daze, you look so weird! ? Hahaha! !

You are cool, you are cool, you drink water from the reservoir, sleep in the ancient tomb, have waterfalls flowing from your mouth, and your limbs are like sleepers. You think you are Diao Chan Lu Bu, but in fact you are an indigenous Antarctic.

Riddle: A night of flowers and candles in the bridal chamber. Guess the names of the five characters from Water Margin...Answer: Lin Chong, Shi Jin, Song Jiang, Ruan Xiaoer, Wu Yong.

Your underwear is similar to that of Bin Laden. The US military has targeted you. For your own safety, please take off your clothes immediately and run naked to the mall to buy clothes!

The first-class beauties travel across the ocean, the second-class beauties go to Shenzhen and Zhuhai, the third-class beauties stay in Shanghai, the fourth-class beauties wait in the countryside, and the fifth-class beauties are sent to labor camps!

A baby bursts into laughter as soon as he is born. Everyone wonders why he laughs while other children cry. So the baby opened his hand, holding a contraceptive pill in his hand and said: "You want to fuck me!" No way!

A certain doctor was always careless and once wrote "anal speech" on the medical record. The chief doctor was very angry when he found out and marked "bullshit" below it.

The first line: The name of the person I love has its owner; the second line: The person who loves me is miserable; horizontal comment: Life is miserable.

Love is music, first love is light music, passionate love is rock music, marriage is popular music, and divorce is pop music.

Wearing a hairless Caesar, holding a wireless phone, and sitting in a deserted Santana, people call me the boss of the beggar gang.

One cup and two cups, I will walk with a long stride, three cups and four cups, I will hold on to the wall and walk, five cups and six cups, I will not walk, but my sister will hug me and walk away after one pound of drink!

Campus version of Li Qingzhao's poems: I drank too much last night, strayed into the depths of the playground, vomited, vomited, startled countless men and women, and hurriedly searched for clothes and pants.

Twenty-year-old men are futures, thirty-year-old men are hot commodities, forty-year-old men are spot goods, and fifty-year-old men are commodities. Cherish your youth!

A thunderous sound in the middle of the night woke up Bush and shouted: "Quickly, turn on the light!" The bodyguard lit the candle knowingly. Bush looked at the heavy rain outside the window, sighed and said: "Afghanistan."

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