Super classic funny words and quotations

You can't eat as a meal, but I can't eat without you.

How big a body do you have to be to support your dirty soul!

The highest state of being a man is not that you pick up girls, but that girls pick up girls.

You will be tired if you have the heart, but it doesn't matter if you don't have the heart.

I despise those who often chat with expressions.

Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

My eyes are crying for you, but my heart is holding an umbrella for you.

Childhood ignorance is beloved, youth ignorance is funny; Ignorance and misfortune of youth; Ignorance in middle age is sad, and ignorance in old age is sad.

I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

We should learn to be grateful. He's here. I love him. That's enough.

My friend's name in his girlfriend's mobile phone is "he", and then they broke up and became "it"

Friends around you, get famous quickly, so that my memoirs can sell well.

I will try my best to realize my dream and make up for the cow I blew when I was a child. Han Han

I have passed a person countless times, and my clothes were all scratched without any spark.

Shake if you like, or roll if you don't like.

Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind.

Cooperation is actually a kind of friendship. With the help of your opponent, you can improve your intelligence. Those who are afraid of cooperation have lost to your opponent.

Grandpa was handed down from his grandson.

Humble surface, covering up the inner abnormal condition.

Come out, my wife will change sooner or later!

It is said that the world is strange from now on ~ what is the world? Turn around and turn your back on you. It's the end of the world.

Doing well in the exam depends on sitting at the same table.

At school, that money was used to dawdle, and now it is used to dawdle!

Some people always sell what they have in exchange for what they don't have.

To love yourself, you must be selfish first. Only selfishness can love deeply.

Guinness Book of Records: The world's largest coffee table covers an area of 10000 square kilometers and can hold 1 100 million cups.

How boring it is to break up Play divorce if you can!

When a mouse gets angry, everyone is a sick cat.

Men have gold under their knees. I cut off my whole leg and didn't even find a copper coin!

If you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future!

If my friends can sell them for five dollars each, I can make a small fortune.

The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren.

I never lie, except this sentence.

I like you so much that you will die.

I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.

Carousel is the most cruel game in the world, chasing each other, but always separated by a sad distance.

There is no room for two tigers in one mountain unless there is a male and a female.

Planting grass won't make people lie down. Why don't you plant cactus?

How dare I not believe that you have the face to lie?

Why do I often have gum in my eyes? That's my deep love for sleep.

Don't think that just because you are younger than me, you can scamper for a few more days. The coffin is filled with dead people, not old people!

I am poor, please don't rob the tomb! (Quoted from Zhang Xiaoxian)

Sometimes it rains because the world needs washing; Sometimes it rains in the eyes, because the heart needs washing!

Stand on the shore of the years and be a Shui Piao for your past.

I marry you, I protect you, love you all my life, love you all my life!

Life is like a journey, what matters is not the destination. But the "NB" along the way and the mood when dealing with "NB"!

Your husband is sleeping in another place, and you are forced to get up.

The PE teacher said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class will be punished for handstand!

Living in my heart, have you paid the rent?

You let me down. I didn't even give you a chance to go on stage.

If life deceives me, then I will also deceive life.

I don't do what I regret, I only do what you regret.