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1. 800 words in classical Chinese, cousin.

I have a naive, lovely, intelligent and lively cousin. He has a pair of big watery eyes, and when he thinks, his black eyes turn straight in his eyes. Cousin can show a pair of small white teeth when she smiles, which is very interesting. I like him very much.

My cousin lives in grandma's house. Once, he told his grandmother that he liked Xiaohua Mall. Grandma loves her cousin and listens to him. He asked me to watch my cousin and buy Xiaohua Mall on the street. Grandma bought a lively and beautiful Xiaohua Mall. My cousin jumped for joy when he saw the lively and lovely Xiaohua Mall, so he ran to grandma's side, played with the lovely Xiaohua Mall, stroked it gently, and hummed beautiful Xiaohua Mall songs in his mouth. Then Xiaohua Mall pawed at his cousin's pants. Grandpa saw it, picked up Xiaohua Mall and threw it away. My cousin burst into tears when he saw it. He said, "Grandpa is bad, but Xiaohua Mall is not sensible. If you want to educate him, how can you throw him away If I am not sensible, will you abandon me? You see how pathetic! " Everyone laughed. Grandpa quickly picked up Xiaohua Mall and said to his cousin, "Yes, the kitten is not sensible. My brother will educate it!"

Another time, my cousin was playing in the house. He didn't listen to his grandmother and insisted on playing with his bike. As a result, he accidentally overturned his bike and pinned his finger. He quickly broke his finger and burst into tears. At this moment, grandma heard crying and ran out of the room. Seeing this, she was angry and funny, so she didn't go to physics and chemistry. He stopped crying for a while and peeked through his fingers to see if grandma paid attention to him. He found that grandma ignored him and went to her to laugh.

How interesting and lovely my cousin is! I like him very much.

2. Ask for an ancient prose of about 800 words, Tianzhu, and big food, which was destroyed by Japanese slaves. Annan owed me when he was Mao. The only country in the world with nuclear weapons is Ricardo Roberto Barreto da Rocha and the Soviet Union.

Oriental barbarians are puppets, but the land is narrow and the people are poor, just like the beautiful barbarians. And Asa came in, which is closely related to the United States and foreigners. Today, he still accepts me as a Tubo, a rebel bandit. Luo Cha formed an alliance with China, coveting that I don't care about mountains, rivers, the East China Sea and the main territory, but take me as a brother and a big moon country.

Southwest barbarians Luo Cha is a big country, and Luo Cha and Siam have invaded our borders many times, which has been badly damaged by the United States and foreigners. Although they have a nuclear bomb, it is not worrying. They also have nuclear bombs, and they all worship Islam. They destroyed China in the East, but they all had close contacts with our businessmen. Mongolia belongs to China. His King III gave a personal biography, and today he still cares about the fishing in Lantau Island and South Korea, thanks to his help.

The danger of barbarians is still unknown. Japanese slaves had a feud with China outside the world. Annan coveted the South China Sea, but gave it up. When East Tianzhu and West Tianzhu were separated, Luzon, Cuogas, Ricardo Roberto Barreto da Rocha and Asa were divided. However, its country likes to repeat, Muslims live in two wings, and its eastern soil is also lost by Japanese slaves, and they are enemies of each other. The Taliban in Da Yue tried to fight against the United States and foreign countries, preferring to give up military affairs, Tang Ming and Nepal and fight against South Korea and Johor. It regards me as an enemy, with more than 10 thousand nuclear bombs, Johor, and it is close to the United States. There are many people in Tianzhu, which is divided into two parts. Japanese slaves are enemies, with a vast territory and a large population, disturbing China and the Khmer Rouge can repel the difficulties of foreigners in the United States. Japanese slaves and Tianzhu are divided into two parts. Luzon was made by Americans and foreigners.

Four foreigners are more beautiful than one person. Recently, Britain and Germany fought for nuclear support, so they annexed Central Asia, and the Japanese aggressors were defeated, which was respected by the two religions. After making bad friends, it is not enough to believe that you can't die by relying on the beauty of the town. Nepal and the Baltic countries are in a great decline. For Bangladesh, we have four neighbors, and Sejong is often a border disaster, and its vulgarity is Tubo. Its customs are Uighur, Luzon, Luzon and Annan, and * * * is anti-American. In the Soviet Union, we bullied our country again and again, so we shouldn't worry about it. It also has unresolved land with Japanese slaves and the disintegration of the Soviet Union destroyed by the British. South Korea loves to exaggerate, and it is inevitable that * * * will cut Uighur thugs. West Tianzhu and Tianzhu have unresolved soil, and Japanese slaves are very afraid, so they are sworn enemies, especially Annan and Niguo. Mud country, also secretly married Yizhou's ugliness, was defeated by Wang Shi. Some saints call it Gandhi. The main domain is a small country, because Mao lost to Zhen Baozhu and Da Shi, and kept his ears in Warsaw. After that, the situation was arrogant and it was difficult to stand up. However, its people are cowardly, even it is on my side. When Taizu tasted Kou Tubo. North Korea, allied itself with Luo Cha and me in Shanghai. This dynasty was established. Although the old invaded our land and Korea was our ally, the former dynasty was forced by Luo Cha. Its people take Brahman as the middle soil, like silk bamboo, west Tianzhu and Tianzhu as one country. Laiwu lives in harmony and beauty. When Mao wanted to be my brother, I had few brothers, and he dominated Eastern Europe. After Gandhi was murdered by a thief. Tianzhu stood by the trend, and the situation was excellent, but he took off. North and South Korea are of the same ancestry.

North Dezhe. Its people are poor and stupid, and Mongolia is difficult to control today, so it is mainly American and foreigners. Besides, Chechen thugs are rioting in Xiao Qiang, which is my feud.

The day before yesterday, I wrote a letter to a buddy in classical Chinese and Western Tianzhu about the current situation around China to drive away Japanese slaves. It belongs to American and Japanese slaves. His people are weak and ignorant, Bagan country is pro-China, the country is in great decline, and the morality is destroyed. China people are self-reliant, so they don't score. They are absolutely original.

Xirong people, * * * came to the United States, and there were many neighboring countries, all of which were destroyed by Wang Shi. Bagan belongs to me, so that it falls apart.

There are two ancient jokes about classical Chinese and my 800-word composition:

In Zhao Nanxing's Laughing Praise in the Ming Dynasty, he said, "A scholar bought firewood and said,' Come here with a salary.' The firewood seller understood the word' come here' and took it to the front. Q:' What's its price?' Because the word' price' is very clear, I said the price. The scholar said,' solid outside and weak inside. More smoke and less fire, please damage it. The firewood seller didn't know what to say, and the lotus went. "

There is also an old joke that a scholar was stung by a scorpion when he was sleeping at night, and he called to his wife and said, "Dear wife, burn a silver lamp quickly, your husband was attacked by a poisonous insect!" " "Said several times, my wife all don't know what that means. The scholar couldn't help it, and shouted, "Old woman, turn on the light quickly, the scorpion stung me!" " "The wife understood the meaning of her husband. ...

These two jokes can prove that classical Chinese is seriously out of touch with the daily life of ancient people. The ancient people probably spoke just like the TV series Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and most people could understand it. The teacher gives lectures to students, probably in vernacular, just like we are explaining classical Chinese today. Confucius' The Analects of Confucius kept some oral things.

Since some people also spoke vernacular Chinese in ancient times, why didn't literati write in vernacular Chinese? I think, firstly, they are afraid of wasting paper. In the early days, there was no paper, and the words were engraved on Oracle Bone Inscriptions and bamboo slips and written on cloth and silk, which was very expensive. Of course, the article should be concise. Second, if you don't write classical Chinese, there will be no culture, and the literati will feel ashamed, so there will be no need for vernacular Chinese. For example, Zhang Dayou of the Tang Dynasty wrote a poem in vernacular, which was later ridiculed.

China's Cultural Revolution began with language. The New Culture Movement and the Language Revolution during the May 4th Movement played an unparalleled role in promoting the ideological modernization of China people. Hu Shi and others think that "the words in classical Chinese are readable but incomprehensible" and "half-dead words", so there must be living tools to replace the dead or dying tools. Driven by Hu Shi and others, the popularity of vernacular Chinese is vigorous and surprisingly smooth. China quickly popularized the vernacular, and introduced a large number of western grammatical structures, pinyin letters, Arabic numerals, punctuation marks, mathematical and physical formulas, etc. Finally, China will be in line with the modern society. Without the reform of language and writing, and without introducing new things from the West, how can the classical Chinese in China carry an overwhelming amount of modern information? How can China integrate into the vast torrent of this world?

It is certainly a good thing that classical Chinese has been transformed into vernacular Chinese, but after the reform, new problems have emerged: today, each of us should not only spend a lot of energy to learn modern Chinese, but also learn classical Chinese, which is called the essence of China culture and has little practical value. Chinese is the main course for students. A person has been studying from primary school to university for half his life, but many people still have incomplete knowledge of words, can't translate sentences, can't write well, and can't finish learning. ...

Alas, this annoying classical Chinese ... PS: If you agree, please give me +2. If you disagree, please talk about your own ideas. Thank you!

4. Begging for an 800-word classical Chinese, with domineering title, positive content and good literary talent. Help 1. Live with heaven and earth, and live with the sun and the moon. Guang Qi-Warring States Period. Chu Quyuan's Involved in the River II. The road is long, Xiu Yuan Xi, Xiu Yuan Xi, and I will go up and down to search for it-the Warring States Period. Qu Yuan. Li Sao 3. The whole world is confusing me. The martyr's later years are full of courage-the Three Kingdoms. Cao's "Although a turtle is a longevity" 6. Athletes must be fast horses, and fast horses must be athletes-folk songs of the Northern Dynasties. 7. Flourishing fields and dancing vigorously, aiming to be constant-Tao Jin Yuanming's Reading Thirteen Classics of Mountains and Seas 8. Straight as bamboo rope, clear as jade pot ice-be careful not to be peaches and plums-Two Poems for Wei's Royal Yellow Clothes by Tang Li Bai 1 1. When we are poor, flowers are blue —— Wen Song Tianxiang's Song Zhengqi 12. Live as a hero and die as a ghost —— Song Liqing's "Jueju" is still full of twilight in the sky —— Appreciating Lotte Poetry in Yuxi, Liu Tang 15. The road is as wide as the blue sky, but there is no way out in front of us-Difficult to Walk by Tang Libai 16. Young people's hearts should be floating clouds —— A toast by Tang Lihe 17. A piece of ice heart is in the jade pot-Tang. And set my cloudy sail straight and bridge the deep, deep sea-Tang Li Bai's Difficult Travel 19. Since God has given talents, let them be used! , spin one thousand silver, all back! -Tang Li Bai's "Into the Wine" 20. Oh, how can I bow and scrape to those high-ranking officials whose sincere faces will never be seen-Don Li Bai's Dream of Climbing Mount Tianmu 2 1. Song Xin hates thousands of feet, and evil bamboo should be beheaded-Tang Du Fu's Going to Chengdu to Blow Wild Sand Begins in Gold-Liu Tang Yuxi's Langtaosha 23. There is no water in the small pool, so there might as well be Wolong in the shallow place —— in "The meaning of drunkenness is not in wine" 24. I would rather hold the fragrance in the branches and die than blow it down in the north wind-Zheng Song Xiao Si's Painting Chrysanthemums. Determined but not sharp. Keeping the Heart of Dan and Shining the History —— Tian Xiang's Zero Ocean Crossing. 27. Don't be afraid to die and stay in the world-a lime ode to money. 28. Don't brag about lewdness, just leave a breath full of Kun-Wang Yuan Mian's ink plum. After 290,000 blows, it is still strong, regardless of the east and west winds. Turn into spring mud to protect flowers more clearly. Gong Zizhen's Ji Hai Zashi 3 1. Turbid wine is difficult to dispel the tears of the country and save the nation, and we should strive for talents-Qing. Qiu Jin = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =

Gifted talents are hard to go, so let it work! , spin one thousand silver, all back! . "Yuefu River Jin Jiu" smiled and went out to the sky. I'm from Artemisia.

Nanling children go to Beijing, oh, how can I solemnly bow and scrape to those high officials who will never be seen with an honest face? The people who left me in the dream of ascending to heaven in Tianmu Mountain couldn't stay yesterday, and the people who disturbed my heart are more concerned today.

"Farewell Minister Shu Yun in Xuanzhou Xie Tiao Villa" Jin Baiyu bought a song and laughed, and he was drunk and tired. "Recalling the past and joining the army in Youqiao County" suddenly died in the grass and did not survive in the golden cage.

"Set up geisha to ward off evil spirits and advocate pheasant-spotted songs" Dapeng rose with the wind one day and soared in Wan Li. On Li Yong = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = Wen Tianxiang's Crossing the Dingdingyang suffered a lot, but there were few fights.

The mountains and rivers are broken and the wind is floating, and life experiences are ups and downs. The beach of fear says fear, and there is a sigh in the ocean.

Since ancient times, no one has died in life, leaving a heart that shines through history. = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =

Have you seen the lovely hair in the bright mirror in the high room, although it is still silky black in the morning, it turns into snow at night? Oh, let a man with spirit take risks where he wants to go, and never point his golden cup at the moon empty! .

Since God has given talents, let them be used! As for the money, although it is scattered, it will get together again. Cook a sheep, kill a cow, sharpen your appetite, and let me, 300 bowls, take a big drink! .

Master Cen, Dan Qiusheng can drink and drink endlessly. Let me sing you a song! Please listen to me.

What are bells and drums, delicacies and treasures? Let me get drunk forever and never be rational! . Ancient sober people and sages were forgotten, and only great drinkers can be immortalized.

Chen bought a barrel of wine with 10 thousand gold coins at a banquet in the temple, and everyone laughed and said one-liners Why do you say, my master, your money is gone? , to buy wine, we drink together! .

Five flowers and horses, thousands of gold and autumn. Give them to the boy in exchange for wine and share your sorrow forever.

Chivalry (one of the famous Tang poet Li Bai's Thirty Poems of Yuefu). ) Zhao Keying ②, Wu Gou Shuang ③.

The silver saddle shines on the white horse like a meteor. Ten steps to kill one person, a thousand miles to stay.

After you finish, brush off your clothes, don't show any sound, and hide in the depths. Xinlingjun drinks ⑥ after leisure, and takes off his sword and knees.

Zhu Hai will bake, and Hou Ying will advise. Three cups spit promises, five mountains are light.

After dizziness and ear fever, I feel neon. In order to save Zhao from throwing a golden hammer, Handan was surprised first.

Hai and Hou Yingcai are real warriors of the second century, and they are famous in the whole city. As a knight, the death of chivalrous bone is also fragrant, and it is worthy of being a hero.

Who can write your Excellency, Bai Shoutai Xuan Jing ⑾ went to Li Yong Dapeng, and the wind rose one day and went straight to Wan Li.

If the wind weakens, it can still lift away the turbulent current. When the world saw my unchanging tone, it sneered at all my big words.

Fu Xuan can still fear the afterlife, but her husband can't be young. = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = One day, I will ride a long wind, break through the huge waves, raise my muddy sails and cross the deep sea.

Gifted talents are hard to go, so let it work! , spin one thousand silver, all back! . "Yuefu River Jin Jiu" smiled and went out to the sky. I'm from Artemisia.

Nanling children go to Beijing, oh, how can I solemnly bow and scrape to those high officials who will never be seen with an honest face? The people who left me in the dream of ascending to heaven in Tianmu Mountain couldn't stay yesterday, and the people who disturbed my heart are more concerned today.

"Farewell Minister Shu Yun in Xuanzhou Xie Tiao Villa" Jin Baiyu bought a song and laughed, and he was drunk and tired. "Recalling the past and joining the army in Youqiao County" suddenly died in the grass and did not survive in the golden cage.

"Set up geisha to ward off evil spirits and advocate pheasant-spotted songs" Dapeng rose with the wind one day and soared in Wan Li. Li Shangyong = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = Oh, how can I bow and scrape to a high official? One day I will ride the wind and waves, and no one will suffer. Give me an honest face and straighten me up.

5. "Real ownership" The sky is used for white clouds, especially blue; The flowers with green leaves are particularly beautiful; The sea has waves, which makes it more energetic ... me? I have ordinary, if ordinary is also a kind of possession. Because of the ordinary, I can stop, enjoy a meter of sunshine, sit down and enjoy the flowing clouds in the morning when I hope to fly, or in the evening when flowers are all over my teacher's body. Because it is ordinary, you don't have to taste the ups and downs. After all, I don't have the courage to go out with a smile after Li Bai's dream is broken, and I don't have the calmness of "eclipse 300 lychees for Lingnan people" after Su Shi's relegation. Because I am ordinary, I have an ordinary heart to experience the beauty of "my heart is far from myself". The eagle has wings, so it fights the sky; Horses have healthy hooves, so they ride the grassland; Whales have flippers, so they swim in the ocean ... me? I have a disability, if disability is also a kind of possession. The moon is the most beautiful. Water, the most beautiful thing, breaks through the calm. Venus's beauty is reflected in her broken arm. Helen Keller's beauty blends with her natural disability. God took away the beauty that should have belonged to them. I believe that God is fair to everyone and I can't be perfect. Therefore, I have a disability. Because of this disability, I lost the most beautiful thing I should have. But I know it's incomplete. The mountain peak is steeper because it is steep; Neon is especially beautiful because of its colorful colors ... me? I have leisure, if leisure is also a kind of possession. Life is more fun than leisure, because there is no need to climb mountains and cliffs without flowers and applause, and there is no need to have the luxury of intrigue. I have time to appreciate this beautiful world, but I won't think of Tao Yuanming's wonderful life of "picking chrysanthemums under the east fence and seeing Nanshan leisurely" There are green mountains and green waters, a hut, snow-white window paper, and a little. With colorful colors, you can have a full life, but for me, it's not about getting drunk. Life is a glass of clear water, and the delicate particles are sweet and fragrant, but for me, it is not to refuse the blandness and bitterness of tea. Life is the night sky, with brilliant starlight, which is magnificent, but in my case, splendor does not mean applause and dazzling crown. I didn't. Silkworm pupae have tough and happy broken cocoons; Swallows have a clever heart, so they nest happily ... me? I am happy because I have it, the purest and happiest love.

6. An 800-word composition in classical Chinese, the topic is what to talk about, such as the biography of classmates, the biography of Yifeng Li, and an incident between my classmates and me.

My classmate Li Zhuang and I are inseparable friends. We go to school together every day, go home from school together and often play basketball and chess together. We are very close.

An unpleasant thing happened to Li Zhuang and me after school this morning. We had an argument over a trivial matter, and two people were talking to each other. Soon he got impatient and hit me. We had a quarrel, and I decided never to talk to Li Zhuang again.

When I got home, my mother and I talked about it. My mother looked at me and said seriously, "Cheng Cheng, do you think Li Zhuang did something wrong? What's wrong with you? " I said, "What did I do wrong?" Mother smiled and said, "Think about it. If you don't argue with Li Zhuang when he talks about you, but reason with him appropriately, won't there be a battle? " I thought about it and said, "Zhuang Li hit me first!" " "

Mom said, "If every good friend of yours is like him today and you ignore them, then you won't have any more friends, and then you will feel very lonely." Mom went on to say, "Everyone has his own advantages and disadvantages. Don't take other people's shortcomings to heart. Even if others do something wrong, don't haggle. Forgive him generously, and you will have more friends. "Although Li Zhuang is wrong, you shouldn't bite him. I hope you will apologize to Li Zhuang this afternoon and stop making him angry, ok? "

I looked down and whispered, "All right, Mom! I went to apologize to Li Zhuang this afternoon. "

When I came to school this afternoon, I was still wondering if Li Zhuang would ignore me. As soon as I saw Li Zhuang, I offered to apologize to him. Li Zhuang was very happy to talk to me and showed me his arm. His arms are blue and red. I am ashamed and really regret what I did this morning. We made up again and became very good friends.

Through this incident, I understand a truth: everyone should have a tolerant heart and don't care about small things, so that there will be many good friends and happiness; If you are narrow-minded, no one will make friends with you, and then you will become lonely and lead a meaningless life. If all of us can be generous to others, how harmonious this society should be!

7. Write an 800-word autobiography of a girl in classical Chinese. I don't know who she is or what her last name is. Because I read Chen Ziang's sentence, "I miss heaven and earth, and my face is full of tears", I felt very good at that time, because I took "you" as my name!

I was born five years ago, and I was playing in the village. Suddenly, a person came and said that her father said: This woman is smart. If I haven't read poems and books, I'm sorry ... I can't see her begging. His father was frightened, so he sent him to a private school to learn poetry. ...

After my youth, I entered middle school, and all the teachers liked it. However, one day, I was sleeping soundly in class, and the teacher said, Why am I sleeping soundly in class? You Cong told him that I am familiar with the teacher's business. After listening to it, it is also a cliche ... The teacher shook his head and left with a wry smile. ...

Sometimes a nosy person hears about it and asks the teacher, "Why did you shake your head when you heard what he said?" ?

Mr. Wang said to him, "you are not smart, but you learn by rote." I am deeply impressed. " . However, I am sensitive, I have learned little, and my heart is not specialized, so I shook my head! How about learning from time to time without asking questions? The former, as I heard leisurely, will be forgotten after sleeping for many days, so I left with a wry smile. ...

Youyou listened to his words and knew nothing about his bosom friends, so he studied hard. Three years later, I entered a key middle school. ...

Introduction:

Autobiography is a kind of biography. Biography mainly tells the life stories and experiences of the characters, while autobiography mainly tells their own life stories. Autobiographical writing is a brief form of biography-a kind of biography.

Autobiographies also clearly convey their own physical characteristics to others, leaving an impression after reading them, and even recognizing you according to the description in the autobiography as soon as you see yourself. This also needs to use the skills of appearance description to write yourself well and live.