A cold joke about a brain teaser

1. Why is Panasonic not as strong as Sony? Answer: panasonic (afraid of Sony Brother)

2, A and C, who is taller? Answer: C is relatively high (because abcd a is lower than C)

3. Which flower is the weakest, jasmine, sunflower or rose? Answer: Jasmine (a beautiful jasmine flower)

4. What line do orangutans hate most? Answer: parallel lines. Parallel lines do not intersect (banana)

5. Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin? Answer: eraser. (rubber difference)

6. What are cloth and paper afraid of? Answer: cloth is afraid of 1 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand. (I'm not afraid of 1 thousand, but I'm afraid of one thousand)

7. What will Kirin become when it flies to the North Pole? Answer: ice cream. Reason: ice cream (ice unicorn)

8, 123456789 which number is the most industrious and which number is the laziest? Answer: 1 lazy; 2 hard work. (1 don't do it, 2 don't stop)

9. How to make the sparrow quiet? Answer: press it. Reason: silence (silence)

1. What is white plus white? Answer: two white rabbits

11. Is jiaozi a man or a woman? Answer: Man (jiaozi has a foreskin)

12. If there is a car, Xiaoming is the driver, Xiaohua is sitting on his right, and Xiaohua is sitting behind him. Whose car is this? Answer: "If".