What are the lines in the Spring Festival Gala’s cross talk imitating the legend of Zhen Huan! ! !

Eunuch Sha: Your Majesty, it’s already midnight and you’re still not resting.

The Emperor: The Tiandihui activities have been very rampant recently, and I have trouble sleeping and eating.

Eunuch Sha: That also requires a balance between work and rest.

The Emperor: If I work harder now, the people of this world will live a better life.

Eunuch Sha: It is a blessing for our Qing Dynasty to have such a wise king. But I dare to speak out, just in case.

The Emperor: Say.

Eunuch Sha: I don’t dare.

Your Majesty: You are not guilty.

Eunuch Sha: What if one day the Emperor's ass turns cold, and you say that you don't even have any descendants, who in our Qing Dynasty will be the emperor?

The Emperor: Pull him out and kill him.

Eunuch Sha: Farewell, Your Majesty. Don't you forgive me?

The Emperor: I’m kidding you.

Eunuch Sha: I was shocked.

The Emperor: What Eunuch Sha said is true, but I have three thousand beauties in the harem, who should I go to?

Eunuch Sha: Isn’t that easy? Invite the ladies. Come up here, you pick one and it’s done.

The Emperor: That makes sense, pass it on.

Eunuch Sha: Chat. Lady Xuan went to the palace.

The Emperor: Mr. Sha, I am still a little excited. Dear concubines, I have not been to the harem for many days. Please introduce yourselves first.

Concubine Zhen: I am Concubine Zhen.

Hua Fei: I am Hua Fei.

Zhang Fei: I am Zhang Fei.

Emperor: Block it, block your face for me. Mr. Sha, now you understand why I am busy with government affairs every day.

Eunuch Sha: Yes, Your Majesty, I wouldn’t want to talk to them either.

Extended information:

The cast list of the Spring Festival Gala crosstalk imitation of The Legend of Zhen Huan:

1. Cao Yunjin

Cao Yunjin, formerly known as Cao Jin, Born in Tianjin on January 26, 1986, cross talk actor.

In 2001, he was initiated by Mr. Tian Lihe, and in 2002, he studied cross talk art with Guo Degang.

In 2006, he performed cross talk on stage and later entered the film and television industry.

Since 2010, he has been the male lead in the drama "The Breakup Master" and has performed in more than hundreds of performances.

The 2011 cross talk show celebrating Cao Yunjin’s 10th anniversary as an artist started at the Beijing Exhibition Center.

In 2012, he won the Newcomer Award at the 7th Peony Award for Folk Art.

On September 24, 2012, he won the Most Popular Crosstalk Actor Award in the 6th CCTV Crosstalk Competition.

Appeared on the stage of CCTV Spring Festival Gala three times in a row in 2012, 2013 and 2014.

On October 20, 2016, Cao Yunjin won the Most Watched Comedian of the Year Award at the 2016 NetEase Fashion Crossover Festival.

On May 27, 2017, the movie "Kuai Shou Huang Chai" starring him was launched.

On December 8, 2018, the movie "War of the Dragon" starring Liu Peiqi and Cao Yunjin won the Outstanding Feature Film Award at the 17th Huabiao Awards.

2. Yue Yunpeng

Yue Yunpeng, born on April 15, 1985 in Puyang, Henan, is a cross talk, film and television actor in Mainland China.

In 2004, he joined the cross talk world and became a disciple of Guo Degang, specializing in cross talk, Taiping lyrics and bamboo board calligraphy.

In 2005, he performed on stage for the first time.

In 2012, he starred in the comedy movie "It's Just a Kidding" directed by Lu Weiguo.

In 2013, a cross talk show was held in Beijing.

In 2014, he participated in the sketch "I'm Disturbing You" at the CCTV Spring Festival Gala and won the third prize in the Spring Festival Gala.

Performed the crosstalk "I Can't Stand It" with Sun Yue at the 2015 CCTV Spring Festival Gala.

In the same year, he starred in the comedy film "Pancake Man" and the TV series "Sir, Who Are You", and his adaptation of "Song of the Five Rings" also became the promotional song for "Pancake Man".

In December 2015, he joined CCTV's outdoor reality show "The Great Challenge" and Zhejiang Satellite TV's reality show "Journey to the West".

In January 2016, he joined Dragon TV’s celebrity comedy competition reality show "Happy Comedian Season 2" and won the championship.

In April, he starred in the movie "Havoc in Tianzhu".

In May, he starred in the movie "Passing Through Your World".

In July, she starred in the movie "Crazy Girl".

In August, he starred in the movie "Happy Comedian".

In September, he joined the Zhejiang Satellite TV comedy competition variety show "Comedy Story".

In the same month, he starred in the movie "The Dangerous Journey to Treasure".

In December, he joined Jiangsu Satellite TV’s outdoor star challenge reality show “Our Challenge”.