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If you were a compatriot in Taiwan Province, you would say to the Dutch invaders.
One-third of Dutch families have no children, one-third are single-parent families, two-ninth have two children, and the rest have one child or more.
5% of women have 16 weeks' maternity leave for giving birth at home, and the rights and obligations of marriage and cohabitation are the same. Every month, the government gives 22,1 yuan (calculated in NT) to the elderly over 65.
You have to wait at least 3-7 days to see a doctor. You should make an appointment first, and you should not be on call (unless it is urgent). Without a doctor's prescription, you can only buy vitamins and painkillers in the pharmacy. Dining in restaurants has only become popular in recent decades, and for some time, restaurants were all run by China people, and dining was very leisurely. Usually, one table at a time was only used for business, and there was no hurry (of course, there were no guests). Dining adheres to the principle of "go dutch".
Dutch gifts must be accompanied by an invoice, not to let you know how much it costs, but to make you change it if you are not satisfied, or to facilitate maintenance. Popular second-hand shops have a national flea market several times a year. You can borrow 12% to buy a house in the Netherlands, because decoration also costs money. In case of an accident, usually the owners of both sides come down and shake hands, change their business cards and leave. Because quarreling can't solve the problem, the insurance company will handle it.
Beatrix Wilhelmina Armgard's official car is Ford, and private cars are rich, so public money is not wasted.
The mainstream media in the Netherlands have an unwritten rule not to report scandals ... Local newspapers don't need money. National newspapers don't publish on Sundays, so let everyone have a rest.
All college graduates can get a free weekly newspaper (intermediair), which can be read all the time by filling out a questionnaire once a year. This newspaper is similar in weight to a magazine, with wonderful content and high standard, and it is maintained by advertising revenue.
workers have 23 days' annual leave regardless of seniority. Some people can get 36 days' annual leave because of shortening working hours instead of raising salary, and they will be paid a month's holiday fee in June, because they are afraid that employees' lack of money will affect their working mood.
Dutch people like traveling very much, with an average of 3 million people traveling every day (compared with 16 million people in China in 21). Being unable to bear the pressure of work is also a public injury, so many people (nearly one million) rest at home.
The Dutch are quite humorous. From the lower grades of primary school, they have to tell jokes in turn at school.
Dutch people basically don't work overtime, so they go on holiday. Shops open at ten in the morning and close at six in the afternoon. They only work within eight hours, and their economic power is still at the forefront of the world.
Dutch people don't believe in authority. They get along with each other as equals, and the boss is called by his first name.
Dutch people are less corrupt because no one gives bribes. It is common that Dutch people can speak four languages. 9% of Dutch people think they are happy, and 86% think they are healthy.
Look at the comparison of these data. Why did Zheng Chenggong recapture Taiwan Province?
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