Who can tell some funny jokes?

1. A man ventured alone in the forest and suddenly found himself surrounded by cannibals. So he shouted to the sky, "I'm dead, God help me!" " "I saw a voice falling from the sky at the first light:" Not necessarily, you can pick up a big stone on the ground and smash the leader to death. " So he picked up the biggest stone on the ground and threw it at the chief, just killing him. All the people stayed for a while, then glared at each other. At this moment, another voice came from the sky: "Now you are really dead. 2. School Booking Office: Tickets are particularly tight now. If you don't have the train ticket you want, will you obey the adjustment? Me: Obey. After getting the ticket the next day, I was very angry: I booked a ticket to Shandong, why did I get a ticket to Shanxi! ! ! School booking office: Didn't you say that you obey the adjustment? 3. When I got up in the morning, I saw a Netease comment on the first floor: Everybody calm down and come and listen to what the fifth floor says. Second floor: I think the fifth floor is very reasonable. The third layer: the fifth layer speaks the voice of the people. Fourth floor: The fifth floor is really nice! Fifth floor: upstairs are idiots! ! Once the bell rings, everyone must go home. When going down the stairs, a boy stepped on his right foot with his left foot and fell into a big font in the middle of the road ... He thought at that time: No, it's too embarrassing, you have to pretend to be dizzy. As a result, the students next to him saw the boy motionless, quickly helped him up, and then slapped him in the past ... 5. Once upon a time, Americans went to Russia for sightseeing. One day, I saw two Russian workers on my way to Russia. One is to dig a hole by the roadside with a shovel. He digs a hole every three meters. Another worker immediately backfilled the hole just dug by the previous worker, and so on ... The American was curious and asked the first Russian worker, "Why did the guy behind you fill in the hole just after you dug it?" Russian workers replied: "We are greening the road. I dig a hole, the second person plants trees, and the third person fills the soil. But the second man didn't come today. Funny sentences and comments series: on Monday, February 30th, it was sunny. It's too bad the sun didn't shine all day today. Dad bought two goldfish and drowned one in the water tank. I am sad. Teacher's comment: I am also very sad. I've lived so long that I've never met anyone on February 30! I have never seen a sunny day without the sun, and I have never seen a goldfish that will drown. 1. Title: While ... Teacher's comment: Does he want to take it off or wear it? 2. Title: One of the children wrote: My left foot is injured. Teacher's comment: Are you a centipede? 3. Topic: After a while, the children wrote: After work, dad went home one after another. Teacher's comment: How many dads do you have? 4. Topic: The sad child wrote: There is a ditch in front of my house, which is very sad. Teacher's comment: The teacher is even sadder. 5. Title: Again ... Again ... Children write: My mother is short, tall, fat and thin. Teacher's comments; Is your mother a deformed diamond? 6. Topic: Watching children write: What are you reading? I haven't seen it. Teacher's comment: I haven't seen it. 7. title: prosperous children write: prosperous confession. Teacher's comment: Don't watch too many series! 8. title: delicious children write: delicious fart. Teacher's comment: Some things are inedible. 9. Topic: Naive children write: It's really hot today. Teacher's comment: You are so naive. 10. Title: Sure enough, some children wrote: I ate fruit yesterday and then drank cold water. Teacher's comment: The word is 1 1. Title: ... Children write: Goodbye, sir! Teacher's comment: Imagination exceeds the wisdom of people on earth. 12. Title: In addition, the children wrote: A train passed by, in addition, the teacher commented: I will forget it if I die.