The third classic dialogue of the TV series Xianjian

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1. (see Si Nuo's address to Jing Tian) Tortoise, rogue and stinky tofu pig head dish tooth.

Electric shock stinky tofu

2. (See Jing Tian's name for snow) Pig woman

The fourth episode

1. (in the event of poisoning)

Yes, Yan told you to die in the third watch, but don't stay in the fifth watch. People are alive, too long is boring, just happy.

Xue Jian promised Jing Tian one of his wishes.

Xue Jian: Why are you so greedy and want everything?

Jing Tian: Greed is the driving force of my life.

Si Nuo understood that meanness has something to do with your character.

Jing Tian: That's right.

3. Snow White: It looks very quiet here.

Jing Tian: Haven't you heard of the calm before the storm?

4. (Jing Tian was bitten by a poisonous person, fearing that he couldn't help biting Xue Jian)

Jing Tian: Get out, you go.

Xue Jian: Why?

Sedum; I'm-I'm afraid you'll flirt with me

Xue Jian: I'm afraid you will harass me.

I am Miss Tang, and I left you at this time. I am a pig woman.

6. (Loyal Mao Mao) If the boss dies, I will kill you first and then commit suicide.

7. (Outside the chlorophytum door bitten by the poisonous person)

Chang Yin: Are they poisoned?

Evergreen: They are not poisoned, and their eyes are still black.

Xue Jian: So what are you obsessed with?

He Miaomiao: I'm protecting my boss.

Why bother: I'm protecting myself.

If he lives in the deep forest, he has seven heads and six arms, and he is very violent, how can you ask him to help me? How can you ask him to help me ... (Jing Tian talks funny)

9. (The five poisonous beasts became potatoes, and everyone marveled) Why did they become potatoes again?

10. (Leaking in speech) Jing Tian: Come out, little thing.

(See Evergreen, Xue Jian, etc. (She is very shy. I'll think of something.

(turning to the five poisonous beasts) So many people are looking at me, will you give me a face?

Change, change.

Little guy, don't just save me just because I'm handsome. Have a loving heart and save everyone.

Episode 5

1. (Jing Tian vs Wenxuan)

When I was a child, I always broke the clothes my mother sewed for me. When she hit me, I cried and she stopped hitting me. ...

2. It turns out that under the big three yuan is the Thunderbolt Hall. No wonder I lose money by wearing red underwear.

(hahaha ~ ~ ~)

Students from Shushan, please enjoy yourselves.

4. (Jing Tian laments the five poisonous beasts)

She can quit drugs or take drugs. She is really a poisonous potato.

You bully him, don't you dare bully me.

6. (Jing Tian's speech leaked, and Evergreen was spat. )

The aisle supports the wall and vomits blood.

7. (Jing Tian refuses to accept evergreen)

Who wants you to fill your teeth? You think wearing white clothes is a dentist.

8. (Mao Mao uses clay as Jing Tian's filling material)

It's mud Very soft. I can't even bite tofu. You want to starve me.

The sixth set

1. (Jing Tian is building a new building for his former competitor)

Just because you have a diagonal doesn't mean you are Niu Wangmo.

I can't fight, let alone walk upright. I can't even beat Miss Chia Tang.

If I don't fight, you can pay me back if I am killed by you.

A strong person, if he doesn't realize his dream, how can he play his best? If a person's heart is full of worries and regrets, he is equal to a weak person, which is why I am here.

The seventh set

1. Xu Changqing, don't you think he is very white? His teeth are white, his eyes are white, his clothes are white and even his shoes are white. By the way, in fact, people in Shushan are very white, and it's good that I have become so white now. I finally got my clothes dirty. When you waved, I turned white again.

2. Goodness is like water: the highest goodness is like water, benefiting everything without asking for anything in return. The water is in a disgusting place, so it is close to the road.

3. Gentlemen and villains are always thinking.

The eighth set

1. It's called a sword, and you're still so cheap. You have to follow me. Can you beat me? Wait until you become a man.

2. What sword? You didn't come when you should have. I can't beat others now. Come and save me.

Episode 9

1. (Jing Tian versus Solanum nigrum) Why do you hug me every chance you get?

The tenth episode

1. Jing Tian: Why am I dizzy again?

Snow White sees: Just like a pregnant woman, she is always dizzy.

Episode thirteen

1. He Miaomiao: Boss, are there many small animals over there?

Jing Tian: Nothing, just a sow.

Don't be afraid, there is plenty of ammunition (continue to play with bananas in your hand)

Don't touch my head, it won't grow tall.

Episode XIV

1. Smelly is safe, fragrant is not safe.

2. Snow meets fox demon: No matter what spices you use, you can't cover up your stink, because your heart stinks worse than bugs and poop in the toilet.

3. Jing Tian: As for me, I am the most famous boxing champion in Yuzhou, with a weight of eight pounds.

Fox demon: I am also an ong bak diva who is full of wine and talent, and has no fist and no joy.

Episode fifteen

1. Zhao: I am thirty years old this year. Can't you see it?

Jing Tian (with a helpless face): I can't see it. I really can't tell.

Our young couple came here for their honeymoon (sweat! ! )

3. Jing Tian meets Xue Jian: I see, you want to covet my beauty while I am asleep.

Episode sixteen

1. The stage is like life, and there is only one chance.

2. (Jing Tian said to Xue Jian in despair)

Don't you still have sorbus? You still have so many good friends. You still have me.-I'm not going. ......

Episode 19

There is a feeling called love at first sight.

There is a fate called wonderful.

2. Whether it's a person or a demon, as long as it's a woman, it's troublesome.

2 1 set

1. We should live in the present, don't look back on the past, don't look forward to the future.

Episode 22

1. I got drunk last night this summer. Did you leave any famous words?

2. (affectionate)

In fact, you can't always see clouds, but you can always see the sky.

3. Snow White saw it: dish tooth, I must have found it. ...

Jing Tian: It's God, it's me.

Xue Jian: You?

Jing Tian: I like you. I really like you.

(Very affectionate and touching, but ...)

Xue Jian: So how much do you like me?

Jing Tian: It keeps running, just like my nose.

Episode 23

1. I'm scared. I'm afraid I've killed too many people and can't sleep at night.

2. (Jing Tian to Changqing)

Wait a minute, can you make me look handsome in front of the woman I love?

Jing Tian: Today I will save my rival in love with my own hands.

4. Jing Tian (to Changqing): You love Zi Xuan.

He Miaomiao: I like chicken butt.

Jing Tian (to Changqing): Zi Xuan loves you.

He Miaomiao: Chicken butt loves me.