Selected classic funny two-part allegorical sayings

Selected classic funny two-part allegorical sayings

★ The notice is posted on the roof-God knows!

★ Light mosquito-repellent incense under the bed-there are no mosquitoes below!

★ Women have children-a dirty lie.

★ Piss on the flagpole charging (punching) stick.

★ Brother Chun goes to the cat's paw-chrysanthemums bloom everywhere.

★ Heifer sitting in a steamer-bragging

★ Primitive people used sanitary napkins-eating hair and drinking blood.

★ Zhou Yu got married without a bed-Tianqiao (Joe)

★ dirty! His mother cried very dirty-very dirty!

★ A group of eunuchs have a meeting-nonsense (J)

★ Triangle Cemetery-Evil

★ A group of illiterate people performed a dance troupe-smelling chickens dancing.

★ Brother Chun drinks Maotai-the most drunken man.

★ Koreans quarrel with Japanese-dog stick

★ One ear is big and the other ear is small-pigs and dogs.

★ Heifer walks against the wind on the high-voltage line-cow pulls, lightning flashes and thunder thunders.

★ Fart and hit a pit-building a kiln (rumor)

★ Brother Chun knocks at the door-Chun is at home.

★ dung beetles lies on the tip of the whip-he only knows that he is walking, but he doesn't know that he is dying.

★ Tang Priest's Grey Machine-Learning from the Scriptures (Fine)

★ Liu Qian's Spring Festival Evening-Revealing the stuffing

★ You have a big brother and a second brother-who are you?

★ Hanging skin in the hall-not like painting (words)

★ Fart under the covers-you can talk and fight.

★ The flagpole erected eight hundred years ago-the old bachelor!

★ Hanging skin in the hall-not like painting (words)

★ Fart under the covers-you can talk and fight.

★ Under the turtle-bastard!

★ The bag is on fire-burn the bag!

★ Liu Qian's Spring Festival Evening-Revealing the stuffing

★ You have a big brother and a second brother-who are you?

★ Flies gather honey-pretend to be crazy (bees)

★ Water in the teapot-get out!

★ dung beetles lies on the tip of the whip-he only knows that he is walking, but he doesn't know that he is dying.

★ Tang Priest's Grey Machine-Learning from the Scriptures (Fine)

★ Fire bamboo forest-bachelor!

★ The sheets are used as diapers-generous enough!

★ Fart and hit a pit-building a kiln (rumor)

★ Fools shit-no toilet paper-just use their fingers.

★ The mouse bites the ball-the guest (guest) is angry.

★ Monk Temple for nuns-nothing to do.

★ Mosquitoes have fat in their bellies-no oil and no water.

★ Selling flutes in the street-blow your own horn

★ Boil crabs in a boiling pot-see how long you run wild.

★ Back pain, chest patch-regardless of future troubles.

★ Crazy girl tells jokes-Xixi haha

★ Seeing a camel and saying that the horse is swollen-rare and strange

★ Invite the Wolf to be a guest-I'm tired of living.

★ See the candle of fire-soft and not drooping.

★ The lame walk by the blind-learn from each other's strengths.

★ Peking Opera catwalk-slowly rub

★ A frequent visitor to the dyehouse-a lecherous

★ Take laxatives for diarrhea-Leucine.

★ Straighten the dog's leg-impossible; Can't do

★ Pull a trailer to sell tofu-the shelf is not small; What a big shelf

★ Pull the champion and shout for the brother-in-law-want to climb the mountain

★ Borrow a fan in the twelfth lunar month-too angry; suddenly

★ Selling bean jelly in the twelfth lunar month-the timing is wrong

★ Wax people play with fire-take care of themselves

★ Candle lighting-one heart

★ Toad opens an umbrella-a strange thing; Strange thing

Scratching the head of the lazarillo de tormes is welcome.

★ Blue sky and white clouds-freedom

A lazy cook cooks a meal-I don't want to argue with you.

★ A rotten umbrella covered the sun-half the shade.

★ rotten sores-hopeless

Catch a turtle in the basket-as sure as a gun.

★ The rabid dog barks at the sun-empty

★ sunflower plate-old turn

★ I can't pull out the shit complaining pit-no

★ Pull the champion and shout for the brother-in-law-want to climb the mountain

★ Borrow a fan in the twelfth lunar month-too angry; suddenly

★ Selling bean jelly in the twelfth lunar month-the timing is wrong

★ Wax people play with fire-take care of themselves

★ Candle lighting-one heart

★ Toad opens an umbrella-a strange thing; Strange thing

Scratching the head of the lazarillo de tormes is welcome.

★ Blue sky and white clouds-freedom

A lazy cook cooks a meal-I don't want to argue with you.

★ A rotten umbrella covered the sun-half the shade.

★ rotten sores-hopeless

Catch a turtle in the basket-as sure as a gun.

★ The rabid dog barks at the sun-empty

★ sunflower plate-old turn

★ I can't pull out the shit complaining pit-no

★ Pull the cart to the side of the road-let it lean to one side.

★ A Chinese doctor sells coffins-life and death cost money.

★ Put a hat on the wolf-pretend to be a good man

★ The prodigal son returns-gold remains unchanged; Repent and be good.

★ The old turtle bites people-hold on; Die or lose.

Taken the old tiger-ambition is

★ The old man plays the flute-he doesn't have enough strength.

★ Husband's chicken is on fire-bureaucrat (Guan Liao)

★ Crow's paw-black hand

★ The old monk talks about Buddhist scriptures-while listening.

★ Tiger disguised as a monk-human face and animal heart

★ Tigers eat snails-there is no way to eat them; Difficult to say; not feel like eating

★ The tiger comes out of the mountain-the body is strong; To push or bump through.

★ The tiger is close-talking is a curse.

★ Tiger chanting-prude; cheat

★ The tiger hanged himself-no one dared to save it.

★ flies on the tiger's head-you can't shoot them.

★ The old uncle broke the erhu-a cliche

★ The old cat is on the pot-familiar with the door; Guiding technique

★ The old cow came to the stage-there was a lot of shit.

The old sow eats a whore-she has a bottom in her heart.

★ Old sow sneezes (penti)-clumsy mouth and tongue

★ Old sow plays chess-look at your stupid head

★ The old cow turned over.

★ The old cow ruminates-hesitates

★ The old cow drinks water-does not look up.

★ The old cow stepped on the cultivated land-one step at a time.