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The meaning of different types of cards.
Everyone has played poker, but have you noticed the meaning of these cards?
From 2 to 10, these nine numbers actually have no special meaning, but are divided into four colors to describe all kinds of work in this world. Different colors represent people with different identities and positions in this world. People are divided into three classes, six classes and nine classes. In poker, from 2 to 10, these nine classes are all people of 369 classes, that is, the so-called civilians, representing the upper nine classes and the lower nine classes.
JQK stands for royalty, leaders or government organizations.
And the best thing is, although these JQK look very similar, they are actually different, because these are actually royal members with real people in history, and they all have very famous legends.
This is the corresponding relationship between the cultural significance on playing cards and this real society. Playing cards is a real game that reflects reality.
A
A, especially Spades A, has more points than other A's in many games, such as Verhaus. Oh, it's called Stud, also called 2 1 or Grand Slam, and there are all kinds of games. Oh, right, straight flush.
Why is Spades A so special? Because of its connection with JQK, a-level security guard, Royal Guard.
The old A in poker is a civilian elite without royal blood. If they want to get close to the royal family, the higher they climb, the darker their hearts will be. After gorgeous transformation, they will be superior.
Therefore, they can always appear side by side with the royal family and appear as the opposite of civilians. Because of this, there is no 1 in poker, there is only one level.
The words you and dragon are a little short, but you are still you. It is not a dragon. So the ace of spades is infinitely close to the royal family, and they are still not royalty.
Civilians are numbers. When you reach A level, it means that you won the first place in the Olympics, or you won the first place in high school in ancient times. You can be famous all over the world immediately, and immediately change from 1 to a.
The word "Lao A" often appears in some spy war movies and TV plays. Is old A big? He is the boss when the king is away.
By the way, A of spades also means shield and metempsychosis. It is easy to understand that the shield guards the royal family. Reincarnation means changing your identity and changing your luck.
2
What do you think this gesture means?
In any culture, it means second-class citizens and second-class disabilities. A level is like the champion of the Olympic Games, while level 2 is like many famous sayings in sports. No one will pay attention to who is the runner-up.
In this world, people are divided into three categories. What numbers are reflected in poker? Not from 1 or a, but from 2 to 10. Inferiority is already inferiority; Dirty. Actually, it's already dirty. Higher self? What can you do? You are taller than me. we? Who are you to come to my door?
J
Who is this?
You've been playing poker for so many years, don't you know what JQK stands for in poker?
J means prince and squire in the royal family.
In eastern and western cultures, the prince in the royal family has been trained as a minion since childhood, but whether he is a prince or a bodyguard, English is J.
The king is the king and the queen is the queen. These are all corresponding English, which is easy to understand. But why is the prince's card in English J? At this time, you need to pay attention to a strange phenomenon in western urban legends, that is, a name-Jack.
All these urban legends, no matter how wonderful or ridiculous, have the same name, Jack.
Jack, an outstanding knight-errant, is "Jack". I have said it countless times. In fact, the eastern and western cultures were originally integrated, and now you are just divided by consciousness.
This is the origin and meaning of this name. Jack is not just a person, but a person. Like I said, Luban is a large group of people. However, those modern dementors who are intentionally disabled by teaching want everything right, so you will never find it right in your life.
Princes or attendants, in the eyes of ancient people, are all chivalrous men, which is why there are so many legends of Prince Charming saving beautiful women in the west. This is also a misunderstanding in cultural translation. Not all princes related to the country are "Jack". Of course, Royal Jack can save America more easily than ordinary people.
Every girl has a prince in her heart, and that is Jack.
However, when these knights hacked into the past and passed this wonderful turning point, they changed and became Jack in various horror legends, that is, ghosts in western legends. These are historical and cultural phenomena that have existed in the East and the West since ancient times, and there are also some royal people who secretly do evil.
The explanation of four kinds of J on the Internet only gives it a detailed historical figure, but in fact the original source is not so meaningful.
About Jack, you can be said to be a knight, a guard or a prince, because the royal little prince is decorated from the knight.
Clowns; Joker
There is a game called drawing ghost cards, two ghosts hide one, and then several people take turns drawing each other. Why are there only two ghost cards? Why are they colored and black and white? Use what you have learned now and analyze it yourself.
The real meaning of ghost cards is actually "making trouble".
Have you ever noticed the name of the ghost card? This is called a joke.
In a hard-working team, people are most afraid of making trouble, while in the royal family, wannabe and the little prince are the most likely to make trouble. This is a joke.
When these princes become troublemakers from serious and down-to-earth princes, they become nigger cards. This is the relationship between black children and royal cards.
And if a country makes such a kid king, or even the king takes the lead in making trouble, what will happen? That's invincible. This is the colorful GREAT GHOST.
When the prince and the king don't work hard, it becomes a funny joke. This is just one of the meanings of the card, and there is a deeper meaning, which is why the prince card I mentioned above is J. Are you wannabe, Jack or a clown?
Now all kinds of poker tricks have long been confused by illiteracy. In fact, in serious old poker, the difference between GREAT GHOST and imp is not only color and black and white. The more important difference is that GREAT GHOST wears a crown on his head, but the little devil doesn't. The little devil only wears a clown hat.
Speaking of which, have you found that a clown's hat and crown are so similar? Because clowns are related to the royal family.
The ghost card in poker has a deeper meaning, and that is magic. Why do many children think clowns have magic, but clowns never perform magic when they watch performances at the circus? Since ancient times, the royal family has used all kinds of chemical and physical techniques to create all kinds of fantastic effects, making people think that everyone in the royal family is a magical god, thus consolidating the status of the royal family.
Magic and superstition are important means used by these political groups to control and confuse people since ancient times, just like the so-called UFO aliens, just like routines and new tricks!
The clown's sadness
Why are ghosts the biggest in poker? And why are they represented by clowns?
Ghost cards in playing cards mean troublemakers, but because they wear masks, they may not be sure who they are, and their sadness and smiles are often involuntary.
Have you ever seen a circus? Have you noticed what these clowns mainly do in the circus performance? The job of a clown in a circus is not funny, but you find it interesting.
Have you noticed why all those clowns draw tears on their faces?
You will never understand the clown's sadness, because the clown's crying and laughing are painted on his face. Do you think they are happy? Maybe; Do you think they are crying? Maybe.
Why do you always judge people by their appearances, whether they are sad or happy? So what if you know, so what if you don't understand. They are such people. You have to think about whether you want to be like them or not. What does it matter if you understand or not?
Those who lost face in the war (the girl's face was painted)
You will never understand the sadness of a clown, because there are too many things and people hidden under that mask.
In the minds of more people, people closer to the royal family are not bodyguards, but still clowns of the royal family, that is, actors. Even in countless historical and cultural periods, even the royal family will dress up as these clowns and hold masked balls for fun.
What do you think a king should be like, like a living robot on TV? No worldly desires? There have been many changes in the European royal family, all of which have been suppressed.
Kings can't do whatever they want like ordinary people. He is usually watched by thousands of people. Only by wearing a mask can he make trouble behind his back. You don't understand the troubles of our upper class. Never seen a robbery? Everyone should cover their faces when they do bad things.
Do you know why masked balls are popular in western upper class? Wearing a mask, they can temporarily forget their identity and do things that they usually dare not do, and you never know who is under that mask.
You will never understand the sadness of clowns, because they are people who have forgotten their identity. The only thing they can do is to make trouble and take off their masks. They have to go back to their original appearance and face their true selves.
Knowing the relationship between western history and culture, we should have a new feeling when we look at the concepts of clowns and puppets in paintings.
What is spades a? Remember, this is a shield, this is a block, blocking these buffoons to be king.
The eldest child is just a clown who makes trouble, not Wang, but it may also be played by Wang. The role of spades a is to block the net.
A threesome, sow discord, both sides are your good friends, it is K that meets this standard, A protects the interests of JQK, and then JQK can become a big child and make all kinds of troubles.
This is also a declassified condom scam, a threesome scam, and the clown's mask just sets up a gap between you and these royalty. In fact, the scam in this world is nothing more than assuming that there is a gap between you and your goal. Even the modern Internet, your screen name, has such a mask.
Stupid human, you don't know there are too many things hidden under the mask.
When many idiots see this picture, they will naturally contact some hackers. Hackers are cool. Give me a good reason? Hackers are thieves. Is the thief cool? Just because the name is nice? This is also the name given to them by our literate people. Who do you think is cooler?
Are clowns responsible for joking? Then why are the protagonists of foreign horror movies mostly clowns?
The information related to clowns is never happy, happy or funny, but is related to death and terror. When you are disturbed by him, you will know how horrible and annoying clowns are, which is why so many people in Europe have clownphobia.
You will never understand the sadness of a clown. Their crying and laughing are just a performance. At your age, have you ever met people who joke regardless of their weight? Touching your bottom line again and again, he shamelessly said something like "teasing you, teasing you", just like slapping you in the face, cheekily saying that he was joking with you.
Those who clamor for love donations on the internet all day are also the sadness of clowns. The clown's sadness, even if you understand it, is nothing more than crying and laughing. It can make you cry and laugh.
Now, do you understand why clowns mean trouble? A clown doesn't necessarily mean a person wearing a mask or costume. A troublemaker can be called a clown. What do you think is a "buffoon"?
Who is the biggest in poker?
This is the focus of this article, and it is also a place for you to think.
Who is the biggest in poker? King? Or a clown?
In a deck of poker, no matter what style of play, the king is never the biggest, even if four kings join hands, it is not the biggest.
Who is the biggest in poker? Of course, it is the biggest trouble. The meaning of GREAT GHOST and imp actually represents "those who make trouble", no matter anyone in any class in the world.
Actually, it's like a good team working hard. The best person in this team is not a hard worker, but a troublemaker. You can't do anything well with such people. The children may not understand it yet, but you will understand it after work. You're not afraid of God's opponent, but you're afraid of pig teammates.
On Halloween in western culture, children will dress up as all kinds of little monsters and go door to door begging for candy. Do you know what their greetings are? -Trick or treat!
Halloween reflects the beggar culture in the East and the West-trick or treat!
When you have money or want to do something serious, suddenly a group of poor people rush to your door to ask for debts, or they will make trouble if they don't give sugar! This is the evolution and origin of that history.
In Jin Yong's novels, the southern emperor and the northern beggar, the beggar and the emperor are all the same to some extent.
Even if you are the emperor, there is nothing you can do when your country is full of begging refugees. If you are penniless, unemployed and hungry, will you cause trouble to the country?
My blog is very clear, whether it is communism or imperialism, in fact, the basic ideas of both routes are correct, but there will always be some interference in the process of implementation. If you can't see these facts clearly, don't talk about something that can't stop.
In this realistic society, there are still few people who make trouble, such as those who touch porcelain, those who do bad things with good intentions and those who take the lead in making trouble. In a good team, the most feared thing is that the leader takes the lead, and Govin is such an example.
Ghost card means "troublemaker". In a team, what I fear most is those troublemakers. What I fear most is that in a team, troublemakers are leaders.
It is normal to give you this illusion, because in a normal team, it is often your leader who takes the lead in making trouble. For a country, those who take the lead in disrupting the state system are irresponsible administrators, leaders, kings and those bad kings in history.
Who is the biggest in poker?
Kings and queens are scum.
The four old A's are all executives.
One yin and one yang are all him.
Just a king, old K was never the biggest in the world. Meeting the British royal family is just an idol of the people and has never had real power. In fact, the same is true in this world, because the origin of poker is a game that combines with the real world and brings wisdom and peace to this world. This is poker.
"Who is the biggest at cards" is the eternal theme of this world. Who is the biggest in poker? That's none of my business. What bothers me most is being bigger than others, because these are all cultures.
Have you ever played Fight the Landlord? Bida! It is the "landlord" who fights, who is bigger than it! The big one is you! The bigger the better, whatever. Are you old? Big you? Take good care of it! Take good care of it! Dare to manage? I exploded! What the landlord said is also the real society.
There are deeper contents related to it, such as the magic of the royal family, and the relationship between those chivalrous people in history, such as Zorro. When you have digested the above, you will have a chance to answer the others.
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