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Eight "giant babies" in the entertainment circle: washing rice with hand sanitizer, cooking without water, and onion and garlic are one thing.

Stars in the entertainment circle basically have to travel around to shoot movies every day, so most of their daily lives are taken care of by assistants. This also caused them to be unclear about some basic common sense of life.

Even the most common and simple daily chores in the eyes of ordinary people are unfamiliar to them, and even make many jokes, which is called the "giant baby" in the entertainment circle.

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Mabel Yuan entered the entertainment circle on 20 10, and was later known to the audience for the play "Palace Lock Beads Curtain". But with my daughter, her performance in life is amazing.

Nowadays, with the development of science and technology, all kinds of software appear, and mobile payment facilitates people's lives.

In the program, Mabel Yuan told his friends that he never used his mobile phone to scan the code to pay. Take only cash when you go out, even when you go to the vegetable market to buy food. But one of my friends, Dazuo, was surprised and bluntly said that he had not used cash for a long time.

Mabel Yuan said that some software was taught by his assistant, and he felt that he was being stupid.

Mabel Yuan, who bluntly said that he was "isolated", was not familiar with some emerging convenience software. As a female star whose daily life is taken care of by others, she knows nothing about life.

For example, in the program, Mabel Yuan's dog accidentally peed on the carpet at home. But the way Mabel Yuan chose to clean the carpet turned out to be to fill a basin of water and pour it directly on the carpet.

Mabel Yuan splashed water one after another. This way of cleaning carpets surprised the artists and parents in the observation room.

After arousing everyone's discussion and doubts, Mabel Yuan also responded to the matter in a post after the program, but he still felt that there was no problem with his handling method.

However, netizens still said that if we do this, we can go to Mabel Yuan's house to pick mushrooms.

02. Summer Xu: I won't bring my mobile phone card.

Summer Xu is an actress from Nortel. Debut for many years, numerous film and television works. Such as Qin Song and the legendary swordsman. But Summer Xu, who looks glamorous, also lacks a lot of common sense of life.

Although Summer Xu's beauty and figure are as good as when she was young, in the program Flowers and Teenagers, she shows an artificial "princess disease".

In the program, Summer Xu wanted to run a mobile phone card, so he poked around with a card needle and kept inserting it into the earphone hole and the sound hole, but he couldn't find a suitable place.

Not only can't I get a mobile phone card, but Summer Xu can't even book a plane ticket.

Today, all kinds of booking software emerge one after another, and basically you can place an order with a simple operation of your mobile phone. But such a simple thing has become a problem in Summer Xu.

On hearing the program group's booking request, Summer Xu immediately showed a face of embarrassment.

When she felt helpless, the program group insisted that she book tickets herself. She opened her hand and said, "I don't know anything."

However, at the request of the program group, she is going to call 1 14 to make an inquiry. But there is a new problem. 1 14 When manually indicating the button 1, she couldn't find the operation place.

Just a simple reservation, in Summer Xu's eyes, is full of difficulties.

This has attracted many netizens to bluntly say that Summer Xu has always been "childish" because even her own common sense of life has not increased.

03. Sophie: Dumplings have problems one after another.

Sophie also made her debut as a child star, and what impressed her most was playing the childhood princess Guantao in "honey trap". As he grew up, Sophie's works increased day by day.

However, Sophie, who is thriving in the entertainment circle, has a surprising performance in the kitchen.

In the program, Sophie undertook the task of cooking for everyone for various reasons. But what she did was called "unexpected".

When cooking jiaozi, she chose to directly put all the jiaozi into the pot, and then directly add cold water to cook jiaozi. In this way, the artists who saw it said, "I can see that Sophie really can't cook."

After Sophie finished this step, she began to appear hesitant.

Not only that, when she was preparing to stir-fry, there were drops of water in the pot, but Sophie poured the oil directly. Anyone with a little common sense of life will understand that this will make the oil in the oil pan spill out.

Her operation made the program group put "dangerous operation, please don't imitate" on the subtitles.

Later, in the face of splashing oil, Sophie panicked and chose to pour hot oil directly into the trash can. This move will undoubtedly be vomited by more people. But Sophie still foolishly asked, "Why is this trash can leaking?"

Pour hot oil into a plastic garbage bag, and the bag will definitely break. Sophie still asked out, full of doubts, making people suspect that "I don't seem to be a world person."

Song Yinfei: You can't use the washing machine.

Cecilia Boey worked as an intern in South Korea, and then returned to China to star in "Night in Jinyi" and made her debut in the entertainment circle. Cecilia Boey is a fashionista and knows fashion very well.

Her street shooting, portraits and other shapes are praised by many people, but Cecilia Boey is still a little white in her life.

In the variety show "Men Do Housework", Cecilia Boey's state in daily life is also shown. Surprisingly, Cecilia Boey can't operate the washing machine when washing clothes.

Even the simplest principle, clothes of different colors should be washed separately, does not seem to be difficult for Cecilia Boey. While talking about "whether white clothes should be put together", I am also hesitant.

When washing clothes and preparing to pour laundry detergent, it became a problem again. Cecilia Boey is not sure about the amount of washing powder used for washing clothes.

When I tried it in Cecilia Boey, my mother shouted "Don't use so much, go back a little".

Through Cecilia Boey's various performances, it is obvious that her self-care ability is very poor. Even if she lives alone, she doesn't know much about life.

This also attracted my mother to say with disdain, "Life is so stupid."

Not only do they wash clothes, but when Cecilia Boey and his father cook fried rice with eggs, they also look at each other.

Cecilia Boey's father couldn't catch fire in the kitchen when cooking fried rice with eggs. After he finally got angry, he began to pour oil directly into the pot.

Cecilia Boey, who is in charge of breaking eggs, is also a stranger. He accidentally dropped the eggshell when he was beating eggs.

When the rice was fried, even the rice was not scattered, so I began to beat the eggs and sprinkled the egg liquid on them. This also surprised and lamented the artists in the observation room and did not understand this operation.

When I was cooking fried rice, I stepped back in fear and poked it twice with a shovel. This fried rice with eggs was ready.

Even if you can't cook, you can't even know the basics of the kitchen. Still too "giant baby".

05. Xu Jinjiang: Wash rice with hand sanitizer.

Xu Jinjiang is one of the older generation artists. When he was young, he began to work as a walk-on in the entertainment circle and often played the villain in movies and TV series, so he was impressed.

Although he is 60 years old, he showed his lack of life knowledge in a reality show.

In the first episode of the program, Xu Jinjiang will cook. Originally, this was a normal rice washing step, but it was still "tentative" in Xu Jinjiang's hands.

When washing rice, Xu Jinjiang poured hand sanitizer into the rice basin in an attempt to wash the rice with hand sanitizer. This operation really surprised the audience.

The son Xu Fei was also surprised when he saw his father's practice. He quickly stopped his father and began to educate him. As the name implies, hand sanitizer is only used for washing hands, and there is no need to add this kind of thing to rice washing.

Washing rice with hand sanitizer is unheard of. Netizens have ridiculed that such rice will bubble when it is put into the pot.

After the program was broadcast, Xu Jinjiang posted this video on Weibo, and made a warm reminder in the copy: hand sanitizer can't wash rice.

This makes netizens feel very outrageous. This is almost the common sense of life that everyone knows, and there is really no need to "prompt".

Xu Jinjiang is an old man who doesn't even understand such a simple thing, which makes people sigh that the stars in the entertainment circle are really "out of touch".

Wang: It is certain that onions and garlic are a family.

Wang entered the entertainment circle for his role in the romantic drama Butterfly Fly, and was once rated as one of the "Four Little Hua Dan" of the post-80s stars. After many years of debut, she has won many awards and many fans.

In the variety "The Life I yearn for", the funniest scene in this issue is that Wang He and Liu Henry go to the fields to find onions.

When Huang Lei was cooking fish, he asked Wang if he had prepared anything. Then Wang and Liu Henry are going to pick onions.

But when Liu Weidong and Wang came to the field together, Liu Weidong was already looking for onions. But after looking for a few trees, Henry Lau questioned and thought it was garlic in his hand.

But I didn't expect Wang Neng to be sure that onions and garlic are the same thing. And repeatedly said "I'm sure" to Dahua.

In this way, Liu Weidong also believed Wang's story, so the two men pulled out four garlic trees and went back.

Huang Lei, He Jiong and others were very sad when they saw the "onion" brought back by Wang and Liu Henry.

Said to the king, this is obviously pretending. So he also explained to Wang how to distinguish onions from garlic. Hearing this, Wang smiled awkwardly. And asked Zhao Baogang to keep a low profile.

But Zhao Baogang couldn't help saying, "I know nothing about life." .

07. Adam: Rice without water.

Adam debuted with the third place in Idol Trainee. After Adam's debut, he appeared in many variety shows in addition to his performance on the team stage. Such as Travel Notes of Youth, Men Doing Housework and so on.

Adam grew up in a well-off family and didn't know much about cooking and so on.

In the program, Adam and Guo Qilin are going to cook. He carefully washed the rice and then filled the basin with water. This step is well done and I feel very organized.

But when Adam washed the rice like this, and then drained the water, Adam put the rice directly into the rice cooker and prepared to start cooking.

Cooking without water surprised Guo Qilin. Guo Qilin joked, "Are you going to make popcorn?" . Later, Guo Qilin also hinted that Adam was not plugged in, and so on, Adam continued to do so.

The joke made all the guests in the observation room laugh, and Adam himself was embarrassed to laugh.

Not only can he cook, but when he helps Guo Qilin cook, he looks fierce. It seems that Adam really seldom cooks in his daily life.

08. Chen Qiaoen: I can't use the microwave oven and washing machine.

The goddess Chen Qiaoen is 40 years old, but her appearance and figure are still outstanding. Twenty years after her debut, she still has a girl's face. When she smiles, her eyes are full of emotion and she has her own charm.

As a female star, everything about her is very glamorous. In public, she dresses up beautifully, but in private, she has poor self-care ability.

In the variety show "This is My Life", Yang Di asked Chen Qiaoen if he was unfamiliar with electrical appliances. Chen Qiaoen said yes. I'm not familiar with all the electrical appliances that need instructions, and I can't even use the microwave oven.

Other guests asked Chen Qiaoen why, and she replied that she was afraid that the appliance would explode. I don't know how to thaw it, click start or something. I always feel that it will explode when I press it.

As soon as this statement came out, other guests began to discuss it. Yang Di explained that the microwave oven exploded because the user was not standardized. Iola began to popularize what is not suitable for microwave ovens.

And Chen Qiaoen is also a face of surprise, listening to the popular science as if to see the new continent, is really a long knowledge.

In the early programs, besides the microwave oven, Chen Qiaoen could not use the washing machine.

Originally, it was a step-by-step operation, but it still couldn't make the washing machine work normally. Chen Qiaoen pressed around and patted the washing machine, but there was still no response.

So Chen Qiaoen got angry, became irritable, kicked the door angrily and left.

Under normal circumstances, electrical appliances with instructions should be easy to operate, but Chen Qiaoen became confused. Not only a washing machine and a microwave oven, but she can't even use a rice cooker.

This makes many people wonder how to live without electrical appliances. Do you have to rely on your assistant for everything? Life knowledge is too scarce. Can you really live independently?

The stars in the entertainment circle, although many of them have strong business abilities, are really amazing in their self-care ability.

Such a "giant baby" image is displayed in front of the audience, which still makes people feel that "the filter is broken."