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Never be hard, the crossbow string must be broken first, and the best policy is to endure humiliation and be gentle-awaken traditional culture and prosper (12)

Never be hard, the crossbow string must be broken first, and the best policy is to endure humiliation and be gentle-awaken traditional culture and prosper (12)

First, farewell forever.

Red dust and white waves are boundless, humiliation and burden-bearing, gentleness and gentleness are the magic formula.

Everywhere, time is extended with fate, and time is divided into life.

Don't be ignorant, and don't complain.

Socialize cautiously without regrets, and discuss things patiently.

Hard crossbow strings are always broken first, and it hurts easily every time I see a steel knife.

Trouble is nothing but gossip, but mostly malicious words.

Right and wrong don't have to compete with each other, so there is no need to talk about each other.

"The Origin of the World" has many defects, and the illusion of liberation is impermanent.

There's no harm in losing money. It's better to give in three points.

I only see willow green in spring and chrysanthemum yellow in autumn.

Brilliance is always a night dream, and wealth is still like September frost.

Who will take the place of old age, illness and death and bear the ups and downs?

People boast that cleverness comes from clever plans and naturally make their own decisions calmly.

Flattery and greed fall into hell, and justice and integrity are heaven.

Musk deer died first because of incense, and silkworm died early because of silk.

One dose of Yang Shen Wei Ping powder and two minutes of Qi Erchen decoction.

I lost my heart before I died, but I left a pair of hands after I died.

Worry makes the morning, and life is poor and busy.

Don't fight hard to win, a hundred years of mud is a theater.

In an instant, gongs and drums are loud, and I don't know where my hometown is.

Second, never break the crossbow string first.

Since ancient times, emperors have built their capitals with outstanding people and natural mountains and rivers. For example, there was Qujiang Pool in the Tang Dynasty and Jinming Pool in the Song Dynasty, both of which have beautiful scenery in four seasons. City God Sun, beauty, wit, travel and play. The son of heaven also visits from time to time to enjoy himself with the people. During the Song Huizong Dynasty, there was a restaurant called Fan Lou near Jinming Pool in Tokyo. There is a Fan Dalang who runs a restaurant in this restaurant. Brother Fan Erlang has never had a wife. At the end of spring and the beginning of summer, tourists in Jinmingchi have a good time. On that trip, Fan Erlang saw beautiful women and talents like ants. When I came to the teahouse, I saw a 29-year-old girl. She was very beautiful. This Fan Erlang has been standing for a long time. Carefully looked at the woman, he was born:

Colors are easy to be confused and difficult to dismantle, hiding in boudoir and willow trees. The footsteps are golden lotus, the waist is twisted, the tender face is pink, and the fragrant muscles are dizzy. Charm hates provoking crazy children, and modality is worried about attracting charming guests. Lotus account like a phoenix, where to find sex at this time? It turns out that sex is not your call.

In the teahouse, women look at each other and have their own feelings. The girl liked it in her heart and thought, "I wish I could marry such a child!" " I missed it face to face today, where can I go? "I was thinking," how do you reason with him? "Ask him if he has ever married a wife?" The woman and tits behind me don't know much. What a coincidence! I can only hear the water ringing outside. The girl frowned and the plan came to her mind. She cried, "water seller, pour a cup of sweet sugar water." The man poured a cup of sugar water into the copper spoon and handed it to the woman. The woman reached for a sip, and then she threw the copper spoon into the air and cried, "Good! And you came to plot against me! Who do you think I am? " Then Fan Er heard, "I listen to that woman." The girl said, "I am the daughter of Zhou Dalang, Cao Men. My little name is Mrs. Sage. I am 18 years old, and I have never killed anyone. Now you count me in! I am a girl who has never been married. " This fan thought to himself, "There is something fishy about this remark, and it is obviously directed at me." The water seller said, "Tell this lady! How dare a villain plot against him! " The girl said, "Why don't you count me in? There is grass in the lamp. " The water seller said, "Not profitable." The girl said, "You can count my throat. But I hate that my dad is not at home. If my father is at home, I will sue you. " The tits stood by and said, "But I can't stand this guy!" " Seeing the voice inside, Dr. Tea came in and said, "Water seller, go and pick out that water." Fan Erlang across the street said, "Since he is so lucky for me, how can I not be so lucky?" Immediately called: "water seller, pour a sweet syrup." "The water seller poured a cup of sugar water in his hand and handed it to Fan Erlang. Jiro continued to carry the lamp, took a sip of water, threw it into the air and shouted, "Good! You really want to plot against people! Who am I? My brother runs a hotel in Fan Lou. His name is Fan Dalang, so I call him Fan Erlang. He is 19 years old and has never eaten anyone. I am a good crossbow shooter and a good player, and I have never married a muddy family. The water seller said, "You are not the wind! What do you mean, tell me? You want me to be your matchmaker? You will sue. I sell water, how dare I plot against people! " Fan Erlang said, "Why don't you plot against me? There is still a blade of grass in my bowl. " The girl was very happy to hear that. Dr. Tea came in and pushed the water seller out. The girl got up and said, "Let's go back to rest. He looked at the water seller and said, "Do you dare to come with me?" "The boy thought," This is obviously telling me to go with her. "Just because of this trip, provoked a mindless lawsuit. To be exact:

If you can save time, just say it, and keep the step you should take.

The girl walked away, and Fan Erlang also walked out of the teahouse and looked at the girl from a distance. I saw the woman turn around and Fan Erlang liked it until the woman's residence. The girl went in, lifted the curtain and looked out. Fan Erlang likes it more. The girl went in by herself, and Fan Erlang walked around the door like a man who had lost his heart, and came home very late. Let's talk about the girl who didn't eat or eat at home that day and felt unwell. Mother asked Yinger in panic, "Isn't that little lady eating very cold?" Yinger said, "Tell mom I didn't eat much." Seeing that her daughter could only stay in bed for a few days, the mother went to the bed and asked, "How is my son sick?" The girl said, "I feel a little sore all over, have a headache and cough once or twice." Mother Zhou wanted to ask a doctor to see her daughter, but she didn't dare to ask because there was no man at home and she didn't come back. Yinger said, "There is a Wang Po next door. Why don't you come and see my little lady? Her name is Wang Baihui. She accepts students, works as a needle and thread, works as a matchmaker, and knows the severity of her illness with others. Everything in the neighborhood is jealous of him. " Zhou's mother ordered Wang Po to be invited. When I met my mother, she said that my daughter went to Jin Ming swimming pool and got sick after she came back. Wang Po said, "Mom doesn't have to say anything. Let the old lady and the young lady know their pulse. " Mother Zhou said, "All right!" Yinger led Wang Po into her daughter's room. The little lady was sleeping. She opened her eyes and shouted, "You're welcome." Wang Po said, "Easy! The old daughter-in-law and the young lady feel the pulse. " Darling stretched out his arm to feel Wang Po's pulse. "My wife has a headache and aches all over. She doesn't feel well," she said. "Yes," said the little woman. Wang Po said, "Really?" "There are two coughs," said the little girl. Wang Po didn't listen to anything but said, "This disease is different! Why are you so ill when you come back from going out? " Wang Po looked at Yinger's tits and said, "Get out. I will ask myself if I am a little girl. " Yinger and tits went out by themselves. Wang Po said to the girl, "The old daughter-in-law didn't take this disease to heart." The girl said, "Mother-in-law, how do you care?" Wang Po said, "Your illness is called heart disease." The girl asked, "What is a heart disease?" "Little lady," Wang Po said, "I'm glad to know someone, but you have this disease. Yes or no? " The girl bowed her head and cried. Wang Po said, "My lady told me that I was reasonable with you and saved your life." The girl listened to the guess and finally said, "That boy's name is Fan Erlang." Wang Po heard: "Isn't it Fan Erlang who runs a hotel in Fan Lou?" The girl said, "That's right." Wang Po said, "Don't worry, young lady. When others are old, they don't know him. If Fan Erlang is old, he knows that his brother and sister-in-law are rare good people. Fan Erlang is a clever boy. His brother asked me to be his matchmaker. Honey, I'll teach you to marry Fan Jiro. Do you want it or not? " The girl smiled and said, "It's good to know! I'm afraid my mother won't. " Wang Po said, "Don't worry, Miss. There is always a reason. There is no need to worry. " The girl said, "If you have this land, thank your mother-in-law." Wang Po came out of the room and called to his mother, "The old lady knows that my young lady is ill." Mother asked, "What happened to my son?" Wang Po said, "Don't tell me, just tell me three glasses of wine and tell me after eating." Mother said, "Yinger, prepare wine for Wang Po." Mother asked her for a drink and asked her mother-in-law, "What happened to my daughter?" Wang Po said the little lady, said it again one by one. Mother asked, "What is it now?" Wang Po said, "I have to marry my darling to Fan Erlang. If you still refuse to marry him, this little lady will get sick. " Mother said, "My eldest son is not at home, so I have to do it." Wang Po said, "Tell your mother that if you don't make a deal with Miss Dalang, you will marry her when Dalang comes back. Now save this young lady's life. " Mother agreed: "All right! How to create a truth? " Wang Po said, "Go tell her, old daughter-in-law, and you'll have news when you come back." Wang Po left Zhou's maiden and went by way. See Fan Dalang sitting in the cabinet, Wang Po hail. Dalang replied, "Grandma Wang, you came at the right time! I am waiting for someone to invite you. " Wang Po asked, "I wonder what Dalang asked the old lady to do?" Dalang said, "Jiro went out the day before yesterday and didn't have dinner." He is not feeling well. I asked him where he came from and he said,' I went to see Jin Ming Poole. I can't afford it until today, but I'm in bed and can't eat. I'll feel your pulse later. "Mrs. Fan came out to meet Wang Po, and the eldest wife said," Why don't you ask her mother-in-law to see her uncle? "Wang Po said," big lang, madam, don't come in. Ask yourself what Jiro's illness is? " Fan Dalang said, "All right! My mother-in-law went to see it herself, so I won't accompany her. Wang Po came to Jiro's room and saw Jiro sleeping in bed. Shout: "Jiro, the old lady is coming." Fan Erlang avoided his eyes and said, "Grandma Wang, I haven't seen you for a long time. I'll rest in my life!" Wang Po said, "If you are very ill, just stop? Dadong said, "I feel headache and nausea, and I have coughed once or twice." . "Wang Po laugh. Jiro said, "I am sick, but you laugh at me!" " Wang Po said, "I don't laugh at anything else. I heard that you were ill. You were killed by Zhou Dalang's daughter in Caomen if you weren't sick, right? Jiro was caught by Wang Po, jumped up and said, "How do you know?" "Wang Po said," he taught me to talk about marriage. "Fan Erlang doesn't listen, everything is over; I can hear it, I love it! To be exact:

People are willing to trust each other, and their words are full of interest.

Now I rushed out to see my brother and sister-in-law with Wang Po. When my brother saw his brother coming out, he said, "Did you come out because you were ill?" Jiro said, "Tell my brother it's okay." Brother and sister-in-law are so happy. Wang Po said to Fan Dalang, "Zhou Dalang's family is in Cao, and the special envoy asked me to talk about Jiro's marriage." Dalang is happy. It was agreed after two times, and nothing else after the ceremony. Fan Erlang is not at home when he is free, but after settling down, he will not go out to take care of the shop with his brother. Let's talk about the girl who doesn't sew in her spare time, but is willing to work after settling down. Two people feel at ease, just waiting for Zhou Dalang back when relatives. It was settled in March, until November, when Zhou Dalang came back, and many relatives in the neighborhood welcomed him. The next day, Zhou's mother and Zhou Dalang said that they knew the last thing. Zhou Dalang said, "Have you decided yet?" Mother said, "That's settled." Hearing this, Zhou Dalang's eyes widened and he looked at his mother and scolded, "Spinning old bitch! Whoever speaks is good at matchmaking! He is just a hotel owner. My daughter promised him because she was afraid that there would be no one close to her family. You have lost your ambition, and you are not afraid of jokes when you do such a thing! " I scolded my mother just now, only to see Yinger calling, "Mom, come in and save the little lady!" " "Mother asked," Why? " Yinger said, "My little lady is behind the screen, and somehow she fell to the ground angrily." The panicked mother stepped forward step by step and looked at the girl who fell to the ground:

If you don't know what your life is like, don't lift your limbs yet.

I have never been ill in my limbs, but I am the most angry. It turned out that the girl heard me scold her behind the screen and refused to teach her to marry Fan Erlang. She choked and fell to the ground. Mother hurried to save, but was stopped by Zhou Dalang and could not be saved. Scold: "Beat the backbone thief mother! The little bitch who humiliated her family, taught her to die when she died, can save her? " Yinger saw that her mother was blocked by Zhou Dalang, so she wanted to go forward, but Dalang hit her on the wall with a leaky palm. Yinger was angry with her mother at once, and went forward to save her mother, who burst into tears. Neighbors heard Zhou's mother crying and came to see her. Sister-in-law Zhang, sister-in-law Bao, sister-in-law Mao and sister-in-law Diao are crowded in a room. It turns out that Lang Ping and Zhou Da were unreasonable before. This mother is so kind that all her neighbors like her. When Zhou Dalang saw that there were many people, he said, "There is no need to persuade each other about family matters!" The neighbors saw it and went home. When my mother looked at her daughter, her limbs were cold, and her mother cried with her daughter in her arms. It is immortal because no one saved it, but it died. Zhou's mother scolded Zhou Dalang: "How can you poison this place! Presumably, you don't want to spend three or five thousand years in the house and deliberately ruin my daughter's life! " Hearing this, Zhou Dalang was furious and said, "You said that I am not willing to spend three or five thousand yuan to buy a house, which made me laugh!" Zhou Dalang is going out. Why isn't mom Zhou worried? A Guanyin is also like a daughter, clever, good at sewing and proficient in everything. How to teach her not to worry! No Zhou Dalang bought the coffin, but eight people carried it. Zhou's mother cried when she saw the coffin enter the door! Zhou Dalang looked at his mother and said, "You said I couldn't give up a house of three or five thousand. Look at my daughter's rooms, some of which are exquisite and moved in coffins. " Just then, I called Zuo Zuoren and others into the coffin and immediately ordered Zhang Yilang, who was in charge of the grave garden, and his younger brother Jiro to "build a pit with me." Don't worry if you say it. I don't do land and water, I don't stay, I will go to the funeral tomorrow. Mom Zhou taught me to stay for a few days, and I can get through it. The funeral ended early, the burial was completed, and everyone returned home.

It's a pity that the three feet are heartless, but they are covered with affectionate teenagers.

Let's talk about an epigenetic, in his thirties, surnamed Zhu and named Zhen, who used to be an underground pedestrian. I once asked the coroner to help me, and I also made a hole with others. The girl used him for her funeral and pit construction. When I came back from burying my daughter, I said to my mother, "One day something good will happen to me, and tomorrow I will be rich." Mother said, "What's the good news for my son?" The young man said, "Funny, Zhou Dalang's daughter died in Caomen today. The husband and wife argued and said,' The girl is my anger. Don't be angry, there are about three or five thousand houses, all in coffins. With this wealth, why not take it away? "Mother said," this is no joke. It's not a bad sin. Your grandfather is good. Twenty years ago, your grandfather went to dig a grave and uncovered the coffin. The body looked at your grandfather and smiled. Your grandfather was taken aback. He died four or five days after he came back. The child can't go, it's not a matter of playing! " Zhu Zhen said, "Mom, you can't convince me. "Go under the bed and drag out something to show your mother. Mom said, "Don't put it out! It was originally taken out by your grandfather, and this is a rest. " Zhu Zhen said, "Everyone has a different fate. I have counted my life several times this year, saying that I will get rich. Don't stop me. "What are you dragging out? It turned out to be a leather bag, which contained some knives and axes, a leather lamp, a jar of oil and a linen collar. Mother looked at it and said, "What does this hemp fiber need?" Zhu Zhen said, "It's midnight. "It was 1 1 mid-month, but I hate heavy snow. That fellow put on hemp fiber, but he brought another piece behind it, which was a thread woven by more than a dozen bamboo skins. There were footprints in the snow. If you take one step, the bamboo chips at the back will be scraped flat without footprints. That night, it was about the left side of the second watch. I said to my mother, "When I come back, knock on the door and you will open the door. "

Although the capital is lively, the empty land outside the city is still calm. Besides the second watch, it's snowing again. Who's coming out? Zhu Zhen left home and looked back, but there were no footprints. Go to Zhou Xiaoniang's grave, go to Xiaoqiang's low-lying place and cross your feet. What a coincidence! The grave keeper keeps a dog. The dog barked when it saw a stranger jump over the wall and climb out of the grass nest. Zhu Zhen prepared an oil cake with some medicine in it during the day. When he saw the dog barking, he threw away the cake. Dogs smell what they throw and eat what they smell. He only gave a bark and the dog fell down. Zhu Zhen approached the grave. Zhang Erlang, who was guarding the grave, cried, "Brother, if the dog barks, it won't bark, but stop it! What's wrong with it? Here it is. Get up and have a look. " My brother asked, "Then why did you steal from me?" The brother said, "Only when the dog barks will it stop barking. Is there a thief? If you can't get up, I'll get up and have a look. " The brother got up, put on his clothes, and went out to watch with a gun in his hand. Zhu Zhen heard someone's voice, quietly untied the hemp fiber, grabbed the footsteps and walked to a willow tree. That tree is so big that it just covers it. But he covered his body and waist with his hat, wiped it on the ground and put the hemp fiber aside. Seeing that the door inside was open, Zhang Er walked out of the door coldly and shouted, "Beast, what are you shouting?" The second one got up in his sleep and was blown down by snow and hail. Surprised, he quickly closed the door and entered the room. Call: "Brother, there is really no one." He quickly took off his clothes and put the quilt head in his pocket. "Brother, it's so cold!" "My brother said," I said no one. "Around midnight, two people chatted for a long time, and no one listened, so they stopped chatting. Zhu Zhen said, "If you don't work hard, you can't get close to the wealth of the world. "Lift yourself up, put on your hat and hemp fiber again, rush to the grave and push the knife out of the snow. During the day, we sort out the waste, put down the knife and pick up the slate until the edge is straight. Except the hat on our heads, we took off the hemp fiber and put it in a wall compartment. We took out two spikes from a leather bag, put them in the cracks of bricks, put a leather lamp, took out a fire from a bamboo tube, blew it, took out oil from the oil tank, lit the lamp, picked up a knife and put it on a wall. After that, the girl's head was taken off and many gold jewelry was taken off. Only the clothes on girls are difficult to take off. After a while, that fellow took the towel from his waist, put it around the girl's neck, tied it around her neck, and stripped the girl naked without underwear. That fellow suddenly put up with it, and when he saw the girl's snow-white body, his lust rose, so he raped the girl again. You are so strange! I saw the girl open her eyes and put her arms around Zhu Zhen. Why is it clear? To be exact:

Once you read it, you will record it. Everything is not up to people.

It turned out that my daughter was preoccupied with Fan Erlang, and when she saw me scold, she was so angry. I died a few days ago, and this time I got the qi of yang and harmony, and then I woke up and turned around. Zhu Zhen was taken aback and saw the girl crying. "Brother, who are you?" Zhu Zhen used his quick wits and said, "Sister, I'm coming to save you!" The girl raised her body and ignored it. On the one hand, I saw my clothes fall on a wall, on the other hand, I saw an axe and a knife around me, so I didn't care. Zhu Zhen wanted to be killed, but he couldn't stand it. The girl said, "Brother, thank you very much for helping me meet Fan Erlang in Fan Lou Hotel." Zhu Zhen thought, others can't find a good daughter here because the money is not good. Salvation will go back, but who will get it? "Don't panic," Zhu Zhen said. "I'll take you home and teach you about Fan Erlang." The girl said, "If I meet Fan Erlang, I will go with you." Zhu Zhen and the girl grabbed some clothes together, packed the gold and silver jewelry, wrapped the clothes, blew out the lights, poured the oil into the oil tank, packed the clothes, took off the hat and sent the woman up. Zhu Zhen climbed up, covered the stone seamlessly, and sprinkled some snow on it. Instead, she taught the girl to stand up again, lit the hemp fiber, took the purse in one hand and the golden ball in the other, put on her hat and embarked on the road to her door. Knocking on the door two or three times with her hand, the mother learned that her son had come back and let go of the door. When Zhu Zhen came home, his mother was taken aback and said, "My son, why have all the bodies been carried back?" Zhu Zhen said, "Mom, don't talk loudly." Put down your belongings and put the girl in her bedroom. Zhu Zhen raised a bright knife, looked at the girl and said, "I have something to discuss with you. If you depend on me, I'll take you to see Fan Jiro. If you don't trust me, have you seen my knife? Cut you in half. " The girl panicked and said, "Tell my brother, I don't know what to teach me?" Zhu Zhen said: "First of all, I will teach you to keep quiet in the room;" Second, don't leave the house. In my opinion, tell Fan Erlang in two or three days. If you don't follow me, I will kill you! " The girl said, "A virtue! Yide! " Zhu Zhen told him to go out of the room and talk to his mother again.

Never sleep with that guy at night. Girls are not allowed to go out for two days a day. The girl asked, "Have you seen Fan Erlang?" Zhu Zhen said, "Goodbye! Fan Erlang will stay at home for you and come to pick you up when he is well. " From 1 1 20th to January/5th of the following year, Zhu Zhen said to his mother that night, "I only listen to the beautiful Aoshan Mountain every year, but I have never seen it. It's a good idea to see it today. I'll be back around five o'clock. " Zhu Zhen ordered him to go into town to see the lights. What a coincidence! About night, Zhu Zhen's mother was at home and only heard: "Fire!" "When I opened the door in a hurry, I saw four or five hotels on fire, so I panicked and killed my mother. I rushed in to clean up. Hearing this, the girl thought, "When will you stay if you don't leave here?"? "Out of the door let your mother-in-law tidy up. Damn, I don't know what to do. Go into the room and tidy up. The girl came out of the excitement, but she didn't know the way. Seeing people passing by, he asked, "Where is Cao? The man pointed: "It's just ahead." When he came in, he asked, "Where is the Fan Lou Hotel?" "the man said," it's just ahead. " The girl was in a panic. If you have seen Zhu Zhen before, there is nothing to say. The girl went to the Fan Lou Hotel and saw Dr. Wine greeting in front of the door. The girl greeted him deeply, and Dr. Wine greeted him and said, "Is that all right, little girl?" The girl asked, "Is this Fan Lou?" Dr. Jiu said, "This is it." The girl said, "Where is Fan Erlang? Dr. Jiu thought, "Look at Jiro! Send it directly to the door. " Dr. Jiu said, "That's the one in the hotel. The girl went to the cupboard and shouted, "Long live Dadong!" Fan Erlang didn't listen. Hearing this, he quickly came down from the cabinet. When he came closer, he was taken aback. Repeatedly called: "Destroy! Put it out! The girl said, "second brother, I'm human. Are you a ghost?" "Fan Erlang how can you believe? Chief number one shouted, "Destroy! Put it out! "Hold the stool with one hand. But I hate that there are many soup buckets on the stool, so I quickly lifted a soup bucket with my hand and threw it at the woman's face. What a coincidence! Went up to the girl and hit the sun, let out a cry and threw herself on the ground. Panic killed the bartender. He came to see the girl lying on the ground. How's life? To be exact:

Last night in the east wind, the small garden blew away Jiang Mei.

Dr. Wine died of blood immersion while watching the girl. Fan Erlang shouted, "Destroy! Put it out! " Fan Dalang saw something moving up there and ran out to look, only to hear his brother shout, "Put it out! Put it out! " Dalang asked his brother, "What should I do?" I woke up for a long time. Q: "Why did you kill her?" Jiro said, "Brother, she is a ghost! Cao Men sells the daughter of Zhou Hai Dalang. " Dalang said, "If she is a ghost, she must have no blood. How to calculate the knot? " Go to the front of the hotel to persuade twenty or thirty people to watch, so that it is convenient to go in and arrest Fan Erlang immediately. Fan Dalang said to the crowd, "She is the daughter of Zhou Dalang in Caomenli and died in November. My brother just said she was a ghost, not a person, so he killed her. I don't know if she is a person or a ghost now. If you want to arrest my brother, let me invite her grandfather to see the body! " They said, "Since this is land, please invite him." Fan Dalang hurried to Zhou Dalang in Cao Men, saw a chest and asked, "Who are you?" Fan Dalang said, "Fan Dalang from Fan Lou Hotel is here. It is urgent. Just let me know. " Breasts are invited at once. Soon, Zhou Dalang came out to meet him. Fan Dalang said the last sentence, saying: "Dare to bother to recognize the body, never forget life and death." Zhou Dalang also refused to believe it. Fan Dalang is not a liar in his spare time. When Zhou Dalang and Fan Dalang went to the hotel, they were shocked when they saw it. They said, "My daughter is dead. How can I live any longer? There is such a thing! " Fan Dalang is forbidden to talk about this place. He closed a group of people that night and sent them to Nanya Kaifeng House the next morning. Bao Yinda looked at the situation and ignored it. The right to send Fan Erlang supervision department. While looking at the body, I will exercise the official room to check the facts. When the official sent someone to dig the grave, there was only an empty coffin. Asked Zhang Da and Zhang Er, who are in charge of the cemetery, he said, "In November, when it snowed, I heard dogs barking at night. I opened the door the next morning and saw the dog die in the snow. I don't know other reasons. " Give the file to Yin Da. Yin Da is in a hurry. He has three days to catch the thief. Show two or three limits, and there will be no whereabouts. For example:

There is no faith in the golden urn falling into the well, so it is better to work less to sharpen the needle with an iron gun.

Let's talk about Fan Erlang's thinking in the prison department: "This is so strange! If it is a person, she is already dead, and there is evidence of her burial and grave. If it is a ghost, there is blood in the fight, there is a body after death, and the coffin is empty. " You can't make up your mind if you think about it. Then he thought, "What a pity for such a beautifully dressed daughter! If it's a ghost, it's okay. If it wasn't a ghost, it would have killed her! " Toss and turn at night, think for a while, doubt for a while, toss and turn and can't sleep. Recalling the first meeting in the teahouse, he said, "I was fascinated that day!" " Look at each other, eager to get started. Whether it's a ghost or not, I'll discuss it slowly. It's not a crime to be impatient and ruin her life! Now I'm trapped in a trap, which I can't understand. What happened? Confess together! "Turn to regret, think, turn to regret. I was beaten twice, so I didn't feel sleepy. I dreamed that a woman won the fairy and came with heavy makeup. Fan Erlang was shocked: "The little lady is not dead. ""I hit it, "said the young lady." Although I was bored, I didn't hurt my life. Slaves die twice, only for officials. Knowing that this official came today, I went to him and fulfilled my wish with him. It is also natural to refuse. "Fan Erlang get carried away and have sex with her. Between pillows, there is infinite joy. It's over. Take care and leave. I didn't know it was a dream until I woke up, which added a lot of regrets. The next night was the same. On the third night, I came back, more attached than before. When he left, he told him, "My slave Shouyang is still alive, but he has been taken over by five generals. I only remember the official with all my heart, and I was sobbing. I was pitied by General Wudao and took three days off. Now that the deadline has passed, if we delay any longer, we will be reprimanded. The slave and the officer said goodbye forever. I asked five generals about that official. But patience, after a month, will be fine. " Fan Erlang felt sad and began to cry. Wake up and think of what you said in your dream, believe it or not.

/kloc-just after October 30th, I saw the jailer take Fan Erlang to the prison department for investigation on orders from Yin Dajun ... It turned out that there was a man in Kaifeng who often sold Dong Gui, and that day he walked out of the city gate with a basket. I saw a woman in front of the door calling a regular customer and handing something to Dong Gui. What is this? This is gardenia made of beads. Zhu Zhen went home that night and lost this pearl flower. Her mother-in-law picked it up privately, and wanted to sell it for one or two dollars for her own use, no matter how much it was worth. Dong Guidao: "How much is it?" The woman said, "Random." Dong Gui said, "I'll give you two passes back." The woman said, "Good." Dong Gui returned the money and went to the envoy's room later. After observing it, he said this place. Immediately observe, take this gardenia to Caomen, show it to Zhou Dalang and Zhou Mama, and think that it was brought by her daughter when she died. Send someone to catch the woman at once. The woman said, "My son Zhu Zhen is not here." At that time, Zhu Zhen had not been discovered, but he was playing in Sangavali. He was caught by the public and sent to Kaifeng. Bao sent the warden to inquire about the last events, but he couldn't deny them, so he pleaded one by one. At the beginning of the case, Xue Kongmu proposed that Zhu Zhen rob the grave and behead it, while Fan Erlang saved his life and stabbed the city camp. Before filing the case, he dreamed of a god at night, like five generals, and angrily accused Xue Kongmu: "What happened to Fan Erlang, trying to seduce him! Get rid of him quickly! " Xue Kongmu woke up and got a fright. Fan Erlang's ghost playing is different from human life. It's weird and should be released. Bao Yinda saw it and everything went according to plan. Fan Erlang went home happily. Later, when I got married, I didn't forget Zhou Shengxian's feelings. /kloc-When he was 0/8 years old, he went to Wudao General Temple to burn paper as a souvenir. There are poems as evidence:

Lovers and girls are infatuated with each other only for strange things.

If you compare ruthlessness with affection, ruthlessness seems cheaper.

Third, bear the burden of humiliation, and being soft in the middle is just the magic formula.

In the world, the string of a strong bow and a hard crossbow is always the easiest to break. Because it's too tight. Although it is tough and powerful, people can easily break its strings when using it. Trouble is caused by improper language, and most of the troubles in the past were caused by ruthless.

We often see that steel knives are sharp, but the blade is prone to gaps. What is the reason? Because it's too sharp. In the world, if people's behavior is too rough and their temperament is too strong, they will encounter difficulties everywhere. So we should always keep a soft attitude and deal with problems calmly, so that everything can be done easily. Learn humility, compromise and cooperation. If you insist, then your humility, compromise and cooperation are reasonable, that is, softness is meaningful.

We should always pay attention to our own language, otherwise it will also lead to various disasters. Laozi said, "It is better to keep the center than to talk too much and count too few." It means that if people speak too many languages, it will bring inconvenience. Confucius also said that rhetoric is enough to disturb people's virtue. So everyone should pay attention to their own language.

Some people have soft hearts and can adapt to any environment and follow everyone everywhere; Others are hard-hearted: today in this department, tomorrow in that department, and the day after tomorrow in another department; Or in this class today, in that class tomorrow, and in another class the day after tomorrow … I can't stay anywhere. In fact, looking back on your life, you will find that many setbacks are caused by a strong and difficult temperament.

The struggle in the world is as boundless as the red dust and white waves. In order to achieve their goals, people fight with each other all day. In this case, the only way to end the struggle is to endure humiliation and be gentle.

If you are always gentle, everyone likes and respects you. If a person is always gentle, then he will be respected and loved by all. Only forbearance can stop the collapse, which is the identifiable method. Pursue humiliation, gentleness and mutual love, so as to live happily.

No matter when and where, we should not ask too much. We should spend our lives with our own destiny. In their short lives, many people always want to achieve a certain goal by force. Some people who have no power or wealth really want to be promoted and made a fortune. Some people who are not strict about appearance insist on plastic surgery, but as a result, they bring themselves unhappiness. In fact, people's life should not go against the laws of nature. Water flows downwards, and the sun and the moon move in the sky. If we deliberately stop them, it will be very difficult. Similarly, if a person is poor, there must be reasons for being poor, and if he is ugly, there must be reasons for being ugly. Forced change is quite difficult. Therefore, life should follow fate, live better if conditions permit, and pass by if conditions do not permit. This is true of any law in the world. Come even if you don't want to, as long as there are good reasons. We should follow the laws of nature and live a quiet life with a calm mind.

Ding guijun

March 6(th), 2020