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Life is too long, you are just a landscape! Interesting signature

1, the bell is sweeter than the national anthem, and the collapse of the bell is more disturbing.

2, the house I want, 4M broadband, can order takeout, express delivery, no mortgage change.

I see the world is rich and colorful, because I brought makeup contact lenses.

4. Have a car accident, or die or lose memory.

5. Don't think that you can chase girls with Ximen Qing's face. My sister is not Pan Jinlian.

6. Young people don't work hard, but when they grow up, they carry cement. It's terrible to have no education, and it hurts their hearts.

7, my powerful head, 1G space contains 2G sadness.

8. My youth was dedicated to compulsory education.

9. At the beginning of life, you are kind in nature, and you are a hero if you don't do homework. What should the teacher do when checking? Raise the broom and work with him.

10, killed the wolf, let the tiger go, used to be a 250.

1 1. Every woman who is still sleeping has a lover. His name is quilt.

12, friend, I am not an ATM, even if I am, please feel if there is a card on me.

13, just don't want to deformation, not good steel.

14. Lei Feng, Zhang Haidi and soldier Zhang Ga, referred to as Lady Gaga.

15, my man posted my label, and I asked him to pay the bill.

16, in this society, both men and women are normal, so I think it is most appropriate for you to find them.

17, don't argue with your brother, who is also very open.

18, I forgot how long I haven't contacted you. I am a stranger in your life.

19, why go back after leaving? Is it still love not to look back?

20. With me, you will achieve great things. Without me, you are still the same.

2 1. The chess player in the bank is handsome and rich.

22. When the phone was turned off, I thought you were already sleeping.

23, you are strong, can you hold your urine?

24. The rich don't have to consider how much money they have, and the poor don't have to consider how many people they have.

25. When the alarm clock rings, it can change my body, but it can't call back my soul.

26. I thought you were very skilled. So you are bald and wearing a wig.

Holding hands with summer vacation, there is a dog named homework in the middle.

Your appearance affects other people's appetite, so we can't ask you to be a waiter in this restaurant.

30. Eat without food, save money and fall in love.

3 1, my vigorous love has already gone to the bottom of the abyss, and every day will not die.

32. When a woman takes away your hypocrisy, your tail will be exposed.

33. Giving equals gaining. You are self-righteous.

34. I take a knife in my left hand and a fork in my right hand, and enjoy life slowly.

35. Carve the qq number on the tombstone and allow everyone to add my friends.

I won't answer you, because there is no need to answer.

37. Life is too long, and you are just a landscape.

38. Without toads, swans would be lonely.

39. I don't want to be understood by you, and I don't want to understand, so I don't want to do what I don't want you to do to others.

I don't know your favorite sweet words, so let the storyteller listen.

To me, you are just a joke. Don't take yourself too seriously

1, not because I am persistent, but because you are worth it.

I really don't have the strength to save those who left me. I can leave if I want. Why can't I die alone?

There are too many people in this world who bother to get everything they want, but they can't get it.

4. Wait silently and remain silent.

To me, you are just a joke. Don't take yourself too seriously

6. I am tired of studying advanced cancer. I have lived in the high-risk ward for more than ten years.

7. You keep three or two love letters, and I'll learn how to pluck the strings. Then you read the love letter and I play the guitar.

8, quite cold, staggered riverside eyes confused. I don't know whether tomorrow is bitter or happy, but where is the bright future?

9. If you can't accept the worst me, you don't deserve the best me! If you leave me at my lowest point!

10, when you like another girl, my heart hurts. I really want to confess to you and be alone.

1 1, secretly loving someone is like feeling that the other person has wifi.

12, when it rains, there will be so many worries.

13, I thought I wanted a good job, but now I think I just want the salary.

14, I always feel that others are too affectionate but don't know that they can't be redeemed from the abyss.

15, love will not delay learning, but will make progress. What really delays learning is lovelorn and unrequited love.

16, the person you love deeply is very sensitive and delicate, afraid of losing it.

17, when a woman likes a man, she wants to hear a lie; When a woman hates men, she wants to hear the truth.

18, we often forgive those who make mistakes all the time, but we don't forgive those who make mistakes occasionally.

19, this borrowed happiness should be over. Forgive me for not being devoted enough, and I will remember the happiness I owe you.

20. Actually, I don't need to be constantly reminded that I am not qualified.

Love is just the beginning of lovelorn.

1, how to give up blood and tears is the ultimate injury and pain to reach this unforgettable level.

2. Growth is the process of turning heartbreak into a silent mode.

3. One party takes care of the other, and the other party is also very distressed.

Love is only the beginning of lovelorn.

Memories slowly devour me like an abyss, and all the memories are your face.

6. Eight years old is just a time gap. There is no distance between our two hearts. Unless you don't love me, there will be no ending.

7. [I want to dress up with you, lie in your arms, watch the stars, get up early with you and go surfing with you]

8. Dreams don't abandon people who strive for it. As long as you don't stop pursuing, you will be bathed in the brilliance of your dreams.

9. I know you are gone, but I still have foolish illusions about your future.

10, even the smallest thing, pour your heart, your thoughts and your soul. This is the secret of success.

1 1, I hate being such a neurotic, disoriented ghost.

12,-I will only be a supporting role in his play in the end.

You are a landscape, there is no need to look up in other people's landscapes.

The trajectory of life may not run the way you like.

The heart should be as simple as a child in order to make rapid progress. Simple, but not rough.

Life is indisputable, luck can make it, the weak accept it, the strong resist it, beg for it with the ability, and the wise create it.

If the heart is not like the sea, how can there be a career like the sea?

Don't fantasize at sunset, but work hard at sunrise.

A person can achieve his goal as long as he pursues it unswervingly.

You can't grow into a big tree without experiencing wind and rain; It is difficult to make steel without a hundred tests.

For every unsatisfied present, there is a past that has not worked hard.

Patience and persistence are painful things, but they can gradually bring you benefits.

You must take the only way to go the way you want to go.

How can we keep the pace of progress? Leave footprints.

Those who pursue persistently and get the greatest happiness from it are successful.

The reason why a simple life is not easy is that if you want a simple life, you must not think too much.

Sweat on the eyebrows and tears under the eyebrows must be the same!

You are a landscape, there is no need to look up in other people's landscapes.

Don't be smart, but you have made your parents suffer.

In the face of difficulties, many people wear magnifying glasses, but if you struggle with difficulties, you will find them.

Compared with others, you will never be happy. Compared with yourself, you will be happy to see that you are making progress every day.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. Change the future, from now on. Changing the present is changing the future.

Bamboo root-even if it is buried underground and no one can see it, it will never stop exploring and try to sprout new bamboo shoots.

Don't rush for success, be familiar with your research object, persevere, and time will do everything well. The beginning is the hardest, but what is more difficult is how to finish it well.

Only those who keep looking for opportunities will seize them in time.

Pedestrians, use footsteps instead of sighs!

Listen carefully to what others say, and don't express your opinions in a hurry.

With a firm will, you add a pair of wings to your feet.

It is things, not people, that fail.

The intensity of pain is directly proportional to the will and rigidity endowed by nature.

As long as you persevere and constantly enrich your knowledge, you will eventually discover its mystery.