Xiehouyu joke signature

1, thermos bottle in winter-cold outside and hot inside.

2, roadside shit-worthless (smelly)

3, the tiger bites the melon-the taste is wrong

The sheep stepped on the head of the paddy field-unable to extricate themselves.

Drums don't need heavy hammers-they will make a sound at a certain point.

6. dung beetles is lying on the road-loading a car.

7. Squeeze the lice on your eyebrows-blink (lice)

8, fifteen buckets to draw water-seven up and eight down.

9, burning yam in the ash heap-all gray (mixed) eggs.

10, socks in summer-dispensable

1 1, the hail in dog days-bad luck is coming.

12, New Year's Day. Robe.-no lending.

13. Cook tofu with pickles-needless to say (salt)

14, bamboo shoots in the mountains-sharp mouth and thick skin, empty stomach

15, thunder but no rain-a false alarm; false alarm

16, skinned cuttlefish-a black heart.

17, Yan rubbing hemp rope-knot (urgent) ghost

18, ancestral temple of the emperor's family-ancestral temple (temple)

19, Tang priest reading-serious

20, bear practice-equipment.

2 1, Millennium Temple-Silent (Monk)

22. Wu Dalang dances-with thick legs.

23. Wu Dalang flies a kite-his hands are not high.

24, cart pull the tortoise-take you away

25, a knot in one's throat-gambling (blocking) gas

On the 26th, the wind rolled a light snow-roaring.

27, rabbits have three mouths-open; special

28. Pig Bajie wears earrings-he thinks he is beautiful.

29. Bamboo shoots in rock crevices-sticking out.

30. Zhang Fei's massacre-vicious killing (evil)

3 1, Guan Yu goes to Maicheng-the end is coming.

32, the whirlwind of winter-can't be a climate.

33. Shrimp sellers don't have scales-catch the blind (shrimp)

34. There are blisters on the tail of the mouse-the swelling is not obvious.

35, weasels and other foods-play it by ear (chicken)

36. the Monkey King farts-the monkey among monkeys.

37. Five-tooth iron harrow has an itchy finger.

38, Wu Dalang's figure-not enough size.

39, keep the nest door to catch chickens-none left.

40. Guan Gong went to a meeting-cut to the chase.

4 1, monk hat-pinggubeng

42, the bride's hair (comb) light.

43, monkeys catch lice-nonsense

44. I can't help knocking down the oil bottle-I'm too lazy.

45. Zhuge Liang wants an ugly wife-for his career.

46. Go upstairs on stage-it's not your turn to sing.

47, pig women eat clothes-eat by themselves; Self bite

48. Reach for the coffin-it costs money to die.

49, the childe on the stage-can not be separated from the fan.

50, skinned toad-jumped three times when he died.