Funny sentences

Funny sentences 1

1 In fact, a day is very short, and it passes as soon as the computer is turned on and off.

2 You are really a handsome guy, What I mean is that you are only handsome in the tunnel - because there are no lights in the tunnel

　3. Men who can't make money are pigs, and women who can't spend money are also pigs.

4 You told me before that you did not belong to me, but now I tell you: I do not belong to the earth! !

5 Don’t keep saying you want to kill me, I’m not a lamp.

6 In fact, I am a road addict. I always get lost in my dreams, so it is difficult to wake up in the morning.

7 When you are all dumped, I will get married and make you jealous to death.

8 Who said stars are dazzling? I think numbers are shameless.

9 Don’t compare yourself to me, I’m too lazy to compare with you!

10 When the day once again pushed the night over on the bed, the sun was born

11 You are responsible for making money to support the family, and I am responsible for being as beautiful as a flower!

12 You should buy a cemetery in advance. I'm afraid I won't be able to bear it and kill you in advance by accident!

13 Don’t talk to me about never leaving, my sister has already quit.

14. Whenever I say good night to someone, half an hour later he is still sulking.

15 Smile more and beware of emotional colds on cloudy days!

16 Now the only thing I can pick up but can’t put down is the chopsticks. The only thing I can’t get out of is the bed.

17 When I see you unhappy, you are the one in my eyes. A well has two numbers both horizontally and vertically!

18 Let that boy go and take me away.

19 Only foodies can understand that sometimes they eat not because they are hungry, but because their mouths are lonely.

　20 The school is a funeral parlor, the class is a crematorium, and the teacher is the King of Hell

　21 I will never feel anything if I drink a pound of liquor, because I will drink half a pound to death

　22 As a pressure, I feel that I am very big.

　23 If Hades coins can be spent, I will be a rich man. Funny Sentences 2

1. Remember not to lower your head, a double chin is very obvious.

2. People say that companionship is the longest confession of love. In fact, being good-looking is companionship, and being ugly is entanglement.

3. The mining disaster continues under review, and property prices rise under control.

4. I staggered forward while regaining my strength.

5. I will not regard anyone as my opponent, but only as a supporting role in my performance.

6. I am not born a king, but I have deep-seated pride.

7. Be happy, there is nothing to worry about. None of us can leave this world alive anyway.

8. I don’t believe it when it comes to love at first sight or being unable to help yourself.

9. Live a serious life in a humorous way.

10. What does broken love teach you? The rest of your life is not that long. Please be true to yourself and live like yourself.

11. Your hair turned gray due to your playing tricks, but didn’t you fall into my hands in the end?

12. If a woman leaves without looking back, it may not mean that she “doesn’t love her anymore”, but it may mean that she is “not worth it”.

13. After waking up, be clear about grudges and grudges, good is good, bad is bad.

14. You may not be able to achieve anything if you work hard, but it will definitely be comfortable to give up.

15. Every time I see a couple carving their names on a tree, I fall into deep contemplation as to why so many people bring knives to dates.

16. You have the nerve to lie to me, so how can I have the nerve not to believe you?

17. Your shameless look has the charm of my youth.

18. Don’t face me with your terrifying face, I’m afraid I’ll have nightmares in the middle of the night.

19. What you can’t catch is the moon in the water, what you can’t pick are the flowers in the mirror, what you can’t get is the father...it’s me.

20. Don’t treat me like air, otherwise I will think that you can’t live without me.

21. I have my own sense of discretion when it comes to falling in love, and it won’t affect my studies!

22. You can disagree with me, but you can’t refuse my right to hit you.

23. One is a gorgeous and short-lived dream, and the other is a cruel and long reality.

24. If you believe it, you just believe it. If you don’t believe it, you don’t believe it. You still have WeChat.

25. I am so skinny and so fat that I feel so embarrassed!

26. Life is too short to endure too many grievances.

27. Society does not sympathize with the weak because the strong have no emotions and tears.

28. You are the little sun in my heart, making me no longer cold in winter.

29. Children, do you have many question marks? Why? It’s almost Chinese New Year and you still don’t have anyone?

30. I have nothing to do, so I calculated with my fingers. I have to spend Chinese Valentine’s Day alone this year, and even my dog ??has a partner!

31. When I fall down on the street and people around me laugh at me, I get up and fall a few more times to make them laugh to death.

32. Don’t be afraid of drinking dichlorvos, but be afraid of surprises when you open the lid. Enjoy one more bottle.

33. You said you would wait for me to come back. You did, and you found someone to wait with you.

34. Each of us is a patient, but some people are named doctors.

35. Your appearance is not correct and your proportions are not right.

36. I have been obsessed with you for a long time, and I am a bit narcissistic!

37. Time tells us that words we have said do not count, and the people we have loved can be changed again.

38. I am single, I am happy, and I have ten young brothers.

39. When you are unfamiliar, you are like a little bird clinging to you, but when you are familiar with it, a big roc spreads its wings!

40. Death can make one’s ambition clear; life can fulfill one’s ambition.

41. I can’t remember who was with me when I was glorious. But I will remember who stayed with me when I was down and out.

42. After washing my hair, I found that my hair was missing a lot. I was not sad because after all, I still had a head, and there was nothing on my head.

43. We work so hard just to make our boss live a better life.

44. Who says money is everything? I am a down-to-earth person and never believe that anything is omnipotent. I just simply like money!

45. How many students have failed at the end of the text: reciting the full text.

46. The reason why I am fat is because my body is too small to accommodate my full personality.

47. I hope you will have wine, meat and girls in the future, and the girls will be too ugly to look good.

48. Even your jumping makes me feel sick. Even if I can’t explode you, I still despise you from the bottom of my heart! !

49. Put on your wedding dress and marry me!

50. There are four major meddling in life: helping mud, carving rotten wood, turning over salted fish, and killing pigs in soup.

51. Since I can’t find you, I have to stand in a conspicuous place and let you find me.

52. A man wrote 700 letters to his girlfriend. Finally, his girlfriend married the postman.

53. Don’t think that just because your face is full of acne, you think you are young and invincible.

54. Don’t be afraid of being single, a person can be exquisite and beautiful.

55. If you don’t cherish me, then after passing this village, I will wait for you in the next village.

56. Every time I encounter a sensor faucet that doesn’t work very well, I feel like I’m begging for food.

57. There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results.

58. Even if we cannot choose our job position, we can choose our work attitude.

59. After doing homework for a few minutes, the phone got jealous and coaxed her for hours.

60. Kindness means that others are hungry, but I can’t eat meat without complaining.

61. If you succeed, all the farts are justified. If you fail, no matter how reasonable you are, they are just farts.

62. My temper has also changed a lot. I can do things but don’t speak.

63. If life is just like the first meeting, you are pushing the tower and I will lead the way.

64. There may be several women in the world who don’t eat, but there is not even one woman who is not jealous.

65. If time could go back, everything would not be so precious.

66. Nowadays, I use my mobile phone to pay when I go out. It feels so embarrassing to carry money, and I am embarrassed to take it out!

67. The number of test papers each year is limited, and together they can circle the earth 200 million times.

68. Banana is called stupid grandma, apple is called grandma, and tomato is called toilet stealing.

69. People cannot take money into the grave, but money can take people into the grave.

70. Don’t pay too much attention to looks. Your ability is not written on your face.