A relaxing joke.

1. I always call my wife when she goes to work every morning.

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It took her six times to get up, and I was angry. One morning, I cooked the meal early, ate very lightly, closed the door gently and went to work. When I got home at noon, I saw my daughter-in-law sitting there with an unhappy face. I deliberately asked: I got off work early today! The daughter-in-law said angrily: I just woke up!

After graduation, Ban Hua started his own business and opened a shop. Every morning, she longs for darkness. I had a crush on her and went to her shop. When chatting, I told her, why are you so tired? You say the word and I will support you. Ban Huayan said with tears: I am working so hard because I am afraid of falling into the hands of people like you.

3. A sister called the prospective brother-in-law and said: There is no one at home, can you come over? Her brother-in-law is confused! As soon as I opened the door, I saw my sister wearing sexy pajamas and beckoned her brother-in-law to come over! Her brother-in-law

Without a word, turn around and leave! Just as I was leaving, my sister's whole family came out! My sister's father said: Congratulations, you have passed the test of our family! The man thought, I'm closing the door!

4. Take a walk with your best friend. My hands are folded.

X. Pray to heaven: "God, drop a bundle of money and kill me!" "Best friends put their hands together, too.

With Tenuto "God, drop a bundle of money and kill her! So no one will share with me! " ..... make friends!

I played computer at home yesterday. My aunt on the first floor downstairs asked me to do her a favor. Her house key is at home, so I can't go back. Let me climb to her house and open the door. I

I climbed three or two times and helped her open the door. After that, she kept praising me: the young man is really good and climbs the stairs too fast. As a result, I saw her home La security window today.

6. A couple was walking on the road, and the woman sneezed. Her boyfriend asked, do you have a cold? Female. Mm-hmm. Boyfriend said. Wait a minute, Ang, I have medicine at home! My girlfriend thought. Great for me. Give me some medicine! When her boyfriend came back, he said, let's go. The girlfriend asked. Where is the medicine? Boyfriend said. I ate it! You have a cold. I have to take precautions. I can't let you infect me!

7. A few days ago, my parents quarreled over trifles and ignored each other. Father said not to eat mother's food, and mother said not to eat father's fruit. Only I bought it and the two of them ate it. They finally spent all my salary yesterday, and they actually made up. I began to suspect that this was a conspiracy. ...

8. Waiting at the bus stop, my son said he was thirsty. I said I was waiting and trotted to buy coke. When I came back, my son was gone, so I was anxious to find him quickly. As a result, a child sitting next to me said to me, "Uncle, is your son wearing the same yellow clothes as me?" I said yes. Did you see where he went? The child said bitterly: The bus came just now. My dad picked up your son and got in the car, leaving me here.

9. I finally want to go out to work after graduation. Dad took out a box from the drawer and said seriously:

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More than ten years ago, your mother and I gave up our jobs in state-owned enterprises to start a business. We were broke from the beginning, and then

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5000, 10000, later

200 thousand,

500,000 yuan, up to now, rough statistics should be there.

5 million! Please keep these IOUs, son. It's up to you, son 10. It's no use apologizing for angering my daughter-in-law. She turned around the house angrily: "Hum! I'm going to buy expensive ones! " As soon as I heard it, it turned around! Spend money to eliminate disasters! Immediately said: "Good! I will accompany you to buy it. " Then we went to the commodity market together and bought a washboard.