A joke of a rich man.

1, a thief asked the liar enviously: You are so rich now, where did you get the money?

The liar smiled slyly: Quite simply, I am in partnership with a rich man: he has money and I have experience in making money. ?

? So what happened later?

? Later, he became rich. He has experience in making money. ?

There are five rich people: a Japanese, a Russian, a German, a Frenchman and an American.

One day, the five of them went shopping together and saw a shopping mall selling primary toilets. One of them offered to buy it, and everyone didn't want to be brave, so they all bought one.

The Japanese love cleanliness, so they bought one? Cleaning toilets Russians prefer marble, so they bought one? Marble toilet? Germans prefer wooden products and bought one? Wooden toilet? The French prefer automation, so they bought one? Fully automatic toilet? Americans prefer to travel easily, so they bought one? Music toilet? .

A month later, the five groups got together and talked about the toilet.

The Japanese said:? I already returned the damn toilet! Every time I sit up, it starts spraying disinfectant on my ass! Can't shit! ? The Russian said:? Son of a bitch. I returned it, too! Those people also beat marble. Too slippery! As soon as I sit on it, I slide down! If you don't talk shit, your ass will be blue! ?

The Germans said:? Fuck it, I returned it, too! ! ! It is said that it has passed the ISO9002 certification, but who knows that it is full of compressed boards, so standing up and peeling wood all over the floor! ?

The Frenchman said:? TMMD！ I want to return it! Every time he goes to the toilet, he says, Please take off your pants? Would you please sit down? then what Would you please stand up? ! ?

Americans say:? NND！ I'm back too! It is said that 3000 songs can be played, as long as there is only one national anthem, it can be played back and forth. But I'm a veteran. When I hear the national anthem, I will lift my pants and stand up! ! ! ?

The rich man's son likes playing truant and lying. So the rich man bought a polygraph robot at a high price. It will be late tomorrow. Millionaire: Where have you been? Son: The library. The robot took a picture. Son: Go to a classmate's house to watch porn. Father: How dare you? I've never seen it in my life. The robot immediately slapped his father. The mother said angrily to her father, you deserve to be so strict with your son. After all, he is your own! Bang! The robot gave its mother another big slap in the face.

4. Once upon a time, there was a rich man who gave birth to three daughters. Both the eldest daughter and the second daughter married the scholar, and only the youngest daughter married the village man.

On the rich man's birthday, all three sons-in-law came to celebrate his father-in-law's birthday. The rich man likes his son-in-law and his second son-in-law very much. I am very unhappy to see my son-in-law vulgar. At the banquet, the rich man specially said:? I'll accompany you three to drink today, and no nonsense is allowed during the dinner. ? When he said this, he also deliberately took a look at the little husband.

After drinking too much, the rich man raised his chopsticks and invited his eldest son-in-law to eat food. The eldest son-in-law leaned down and said politely, a gentleman seeks the Tao instead of food. ? The rich man was very happy to hear that his son-in-law was the sacred word of Confucius.

Halfway through the drink, the rich man raised his glass to persuade his second son-in-law to drink. Ye Si, the second son-in-law, leaned politely and replied: Only wine is boundless, and it is not so chaotic. ? The rich were even happier when they heard the words of The Analects again.

When the mother-in-law saw that the old man only advised the eldest son-in-law and the second son-in-law to eat and drink, she ignored the younger son-in-law and couldn't sit still.

She quickly raised her glass and filled it for her little son-in-law. Little son-in-law also generously stood up and said to her mother-in-law. Me and you? A thousand glasses of wine are not worth a bosom friend? . ? When the rich man heard harsh words, he scolded: How can this beast be so rude?

The little son-in-law threw the cup on the ground and got angry. He retorted, Me and you? More than half a sentence? . ?

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