Mid-autumn festival joke

Small fish pestered his mother to buy minced meat moon cakes.

Mother Fish was annoyed: "What to eat? Isn't your sister's class very big?" I have to eat moon cakes stuffed with earthworms. What was the result? I was caught by a fisherman! "

Moon cakes represent my heart.

On the Mid-Autumn Festival, I went to sing with a friend. A friend said to his girlfriend affectionately, "I give this song to my lover." (Singing) You asked me how much I love you? Moon cakes represent my heart. "

3. Dangerous

Moon cakes fall in love with steamed bread and pursue it desperately. Steamed bread swears to death. The moon cake is sad: "(Hong Kong accent) What is this?" Steamed bread: "My mother said that your stomach is full of huahuachangzi."

4. They are all moon cakes.

These letters celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival. I look like a moon cake the most. I'm a moon cake, too. I was bitten. I'm a moon cake, too. I was cut. Q I'm also a moon cake, huh? There is a little stuffing.

5. (Don't get it wrong! )

Your skin is a little greasy, but I can't resist your body odor. My sweet lips wandered over you and completely "swallowed" you with my original desire. She pouted and said, "This moon cake is really delicious."

6. "Romantic Mid-Autumn Festival"

On the Mid-Autumn Festival, the bright moon is at the head, the courtyard is flowing, and the concubine's innocent girl leans on the chest of overlord Xiang Yu. They looked up at the bright moon. Listen to the flowing water and enjoy the cool breeze. In this picturesque landscape, a dark cloud floats by and the night becomes hazy. The beauty turned to look at the people around her and said in a trance, "Xianglang, this beautiful scenery makes people feel that they will do a lot of stupid things." Xiang Yu smell speech, also don't back to the answer "yes. When you proposed last year, the moonlight was even more hazy than it is now? "