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12 constellation baby robbed Aries baby robbed (singing while walking, suddenly killing a shadow) Wow? ! What? Are you robbing? (Suddenly, an excited smile appeared on his face) Oh, what luck! This is the first time in my life that I was robbed! Haha, I graduated from Judo Hall in the seventh stage, but I haven't come in handy yet. Give it a try today! Brother, do you want to fight with me, or do you want me to take you directly to the police station? Look at this ~ ~ scissors foot! -it is estimated that the robber is finished. Who can mess with the fearless Aries baby? Baby Taurus was robbed (walking in the dark with a depressed face)? ! Robbery? ! (Suddenly dizzy) Ah, big brother, this is the Beijing roast duck I just bought. You look tasteless. Have you eaten yet? Come on, take the duck ~ ~ ~ What? Just money? ! Hey, big brother, don't be too greedy ~ how can greed lead a high-quality life ~ ~ what? If you don't accept it, will you send me to the west? Oh, well, I only have 50 yuan with me, so you can keep it. After the robber left, he was ecstatic and thought, I'm still depressed about buying roast duck. My 50 yuan change is fake. I didn't expect to save me today! )-Yes, if the robber knows that you are a Taurus, he will question your honesty. Twin babies were robbed (listening to music while walking on the road) Hey, hey, get out of the way, boss! God, what is this guy talking about? ! What? Say it again? (Then takes off the earphone) Oh? You said you robbed? ! Ha, no way, brother. You can rob people like this? Do you have a SII-K2 machine gun? Do you have a TU-K2 dagger? Are you wearing protective clothing? Did you get ready to drive around? Don't! Don't think it's cool to wear black clothes. You are a robber with a kitchen knife. You're still young! With such a professional question, it is estimated that the robbers will worship her as a teacher. The baby Cancer was snatched away and hurried on the road, suddenly feeling a shadow 45 degrees behind him. ! No, it is too late. Why is this man hiding behind a telephone pole? ! Ah, what's that shiny thing in the shadow? ! This is not a knife, is it? what does he want to be? Rob money or rob sex? God, what should I do? (Suddenly sweating profusely) Well, calm down, calm down! (Then takes out his cell phone) Hello, brother? Is your police station off duty? When will you pick me up? Oh? Have you ever driven around here? Is it almost there? Ah, I see your car! -it is estimated that the shadow should leave soon at this time. I really admire the sensitivity and intuition of Cancer! The little lion was robbed and dressed up for an appointment. He was walking slowly on the road when a man with a knife suddenly flashed out. Hehe, robbery? ! What road are you on? ! What? ! Tell me to cut the crap? Haha (laughing) Please see who I am! * * * Do you know each other? The boss in your area. I received a bunch of flowers from him yesterday. Do you want me to call him to confirm? Oh, you don't have to apologize to me like that. Think with your head. How can a beautiful woman dressed so beautifully go home alone? I'm waiting for my boyfriend, who is a policeman and just picked up the car. Hum, sample. -it's really everyone's style. No wonder you are honored! The virgin baby was robbed (walking quietly on the road in rainy days and meeting robbers)? ! Robbery? ! Are you sure? ! No change? ! Dude, you can't come out and rob like this. Look at your red face and black forehead. This is a sign of jaundice hepatitis, and you are terminally ill. Your ears are covered with brown spots. Must be otitis media? Do you want to live when you come out in the rain with this disease? Do you have common sense? Brother, I advise you to think about your health, or the money you robbed will not be used! That's great. Robbers are too busy saving themselves to rob! But is he really sick? Haha, only virgin MM knows. Libra baby was robbed and went home late after working overtime. ) Hey, did you get robbed? ! It's not easy for anyone now! Look at your rags. You must be making a living! Come on, this is 90 yuan. You three can buy something! (This scene of looters and robbed people enjoying peaceful moments really moved Libra himself. ) Hey, how can you stand that tall man? You see, the uncle next to you looks much older than you. I will distribute the money. Let me introduce your age, living conditions and family burden first, and then I will concentrate on distribution! -dizzy, how can I check the account like you? Scorpio baby was robbed (walking slowly on the road, the robber came! Robber: Robbery! Take out the money! Scorpio MM: ... Robber: Did you hear that? Take out the money. Will you die? Scorpio MM: ... Robber: Do it without me. The sword is ruthless! Scorpio MM: (I took out a knife and said slowly at this moment) I'd better solve it myself. I don't want to live anyway. Robber: ... the shooter's baby was robbed (walking on the road while eating, looking around, suddenly found a robber in front! ) Aha? Is this the legendary robbery? ! So mysterious and exciting! Hey, are you really robbing? ! Are you organized and disciplined? ! Ah, how many times do you go out for activities on average every day? What equipment is needed for robbery? How much can I take at a time? ! How did you spend it? Brother, can you teach me how to use this knife? ! It looks good. Did you bring it back from Tibet? Speaking of Tibet, I think it's too funny. I guess if you do this, people will think that you are mentally ill, so let you go. Don't take this risk in the future. Baby Capricorn was robbed (thinking while walking, met a robber) Oh? Robbery, right? ! (Watching the robber for half a minute) It seems that your accent doesn't belong in this area. As far as I know, there is only one channel from your district to ours. The ticket is 98 yuan, right? You are out of luck. I went out to buy milk, and all I had was 10 yuan. Do you think you are so cost-effective? It's easy to come here, but I only took 10, and the fare was not enough! Have you studied the opportunity cost? Now that it's dawn, I advise you to go somewhere else as soon as possible and don't waste your time with me. -Dig ~ I admire you for being able to calculate the opportunity cost so calmly at this time! Baby Aquarius was robbed (he was happily coming back from other places and met a robber) huh? Another robbery? This trip is really destined to be a robber! Ah, big brother, you must be a typical northeast thief in China, right? ! But the shoes are wrong. You should wear sandals! I have traveled all over the country and seen countless robberies. Why don't I introduce you to some experiences? ! Ah, come on, I'll take a picture of you and keep it in my "Bandits Dress Up in Various Places" atlas, but you must change your shoes! Also, big brother, don't try to rob me. I've seen countless people and never brought cash-I guess the robbers were completely convinced. Baby Pisces was robbed (watch out and see 10 shadows shaking in the street)? What is this? ! What is this? It's so late. It's not a robbery, is it? ! God, what should we do? (Tears welled up in my shining eyes at once) Dear brothers, I have no money on me. Please let me go (turn out all my pockets). I really have to go home and catch up on my homework. Yes 1 1, it has to be handed in tomorrow, or it will be invited to my parents' house again. I'm just a student. Please have mercy ~ 55555555 (I'm running from behind at this time. )-Haha, so that's not a robber at all!