Humorous jokes about animal words

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A humorous joke from animals

1, Niu: It feels really itchy. No one has boasted for a long time.

2. Dung beetle: I will roll my thoughts as round as them. I will try my best to develop my career.

3, white rabbit: can not extricate themselves, in addition to pain, there are radishes in the little gray rabbit field.

Spider: I QQ online every day. Why haven't I seen penguins? The flashing icon is either a fly or a mosquito.

5. Tortoise: What is the secret of my longevity? Be quiet and cultivate one's morality, be lazy and breathe slowly, and don't die.

6, bees: the world of flowers and flowers also needs true love.

7. Toad: What is the biggest sorrow in my life? Youth is gone, acne is still there.

8. Hermit crab: What is the highest state of life? Living in other people's homes and watching others build houses.

9. Earthworms: Although the horn of Geng Chun has sounded, I just can't afford it, because I am undercover.

10, sloth: Sleep is an art, and no one can change my pace of pursuing art.

1 1, Donkey: Travel is from sunny fields to tree-lined fields.

12, Pig: I am afraid of being fat if I am not famous, and I am afraid of being strong if I am not afraid of being haggard.

Animal humor jokes in one sentence II

1, Turtle: The consequence of a fast pace is short life.

2, sheep: hanging sheep's head to sell dog meat, that is the brand effect.

3. Giraffe: Why climb the mountain when you see far away?

4. Dog: You are not sedan chair in a sedan chair, so you are not free.

5.Lynx: Trees are natural disasters, and running for your life is the primary measure of emergency plan.

6. Rabbit: The grass near the nest is a valuable natural resource. Keep it well and eat it slowly later.

7. Snail: Home is all over the world.

8. Tiger: The cage in the zoo is the security door.

9. Wolf: Ruthlessness is the earliest concept of organ transplantation and the inevitable trend of the development of medical science.

10, zebra: true colors of new fashion.

1 1. Bird: What's the big deal about flying? Still not enough to fill your stomach every day.

12, Pig: Eating, sleeping and not working seems carefree, but the result is tragic. . .

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