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Details of Zhuo Wenjun, Cai Wenji and Li Qingzhao.

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Zhuo Wenjun, a native of Lin Qiong (now Qionglai, Sichuan) in the Western Han Dynasty, was a talented woman in the Han Dynasty. She is beautiful and talented, good at playing drums and piano, and has a rich family. She is the granddaughter of Han, a wealthy businessman, and has a well-behaved disposition. She recently went home widowed. Sima Xiangru drank Zhuo's water, picked it carefully, and ran away overnight, returning to Chengdu together. Because his family was poor, he returned to Lin Qiong, sold his car and bought a hotel to sell wine. It's like wearing a calf's nose, working with handmaiden and washing dishes in the city, which makes Wen Jun a pawn. Zhuo Wangsun was ashamed and had to share his fortune with him and return to Chengdu. See Biography of Historical Records and Sima Xiangru. According to "Miscellanies of Xijing", Wen Jun's obituary of Sima Xiangru spread all over the world; It was also said that the daughter of Maoling people was hired as a concubine, and Zhuo Wenjun wrote a "song of bald heads" to commit suicide, so that it was stopped. Later generations often use Zhuo Wenjun as an allusion.

After Zhuo Wenjun lost her husband, many celebrities proposed to her, but she took a fancy to the poor scholar Sima Xiangru. Sima Xiangru can play the piano and write poems, and he is very handsome (Historical Records says: Yidu). Zhuo Wenjun thus realized his talent and emotion and fell in love with him wholeheartedly. Sima Xiangru had nothing at home. After Zhuo Wenjun eloped with him, he opened a restaurant and became a shopkeeper himself, while Wen Jun became a busboy, not afraid of being laughed at. The grandson helped them because of their face, and they lived a rich life from then on. Later, Sima Xiangru finally became famous. The story of Wen Jun running at night is widely circulated among the people, and it is based on later novels and operas.

Sima Xiangru's literary talent, Zhuo Wenjun's beauty, white-headed resentment when selling wine, and Nagato's spirit were endowed; The suicide note of Guan Zen Temple has been circulated for a long time. There is also the famous "Phoenix Seeking Phoenix": "Feng Feng returned to his hometown and traveled all over the world to seek her phoenix. There is a beautiful girl in this hall, and the people in the room are poisoning my intestines. Why should she be a mandarin duck? " There is also Zhuo Wenjun's poem "Whitehead Poetry": "Today, we are fighting for each other, and there is no need to cry when we get married. You should be single-minded and unwilling to leave each other. What is a rod, what is a fish, and what is a man's loyalty? Why use a money knife? " There is also a sad farewell book: "Chunhua Fang Jing, five-color Su Ling, the sound of the piano is still imperial, and the new sound is replaced by the old one! Jinshui has a honeymoon period, and the Han Palace has water. This is new, and the embarrassing people in the world don't know! Zhu Xian is broken, the mirror is gone, the morning dew is exposed, the fragrance is off, the bald head sings, and it's so sad to leave. Try to eat as much as possible, don't miss my concubine and make soup with you! "

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2. Zhuo Wenjun's anecdote

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Zhuo Wenjun, a beautiful and intelligent woman, is good at poetry and playing the piano. Alas, at the age of seventeen, she was widowed at her parents' house. One night at dinner, Zhuo Wenjun, who had admired Sima Xiangru's talent for a long time, fell in love at first sight because of Sima Xiangru's passionate and bold confession of Phoenix Begging for Phoenix. However, their love was blocked by their father. With longing for love, determination to pursue happiness and extraordinary courage, Zhuo Wenjun resolutely fled Zhuofu in the dark night and eloped with his beloved. I sell wine for a living. Life is hard, but their feelings are getting deeper and deeper. This is also the most romantic night running story among the love stories that have been handed down so far.

3. The story of Zhuo Wenjun

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Since ancient times, most men have always let people down. Sima Xiangru is no exception. When he showed a little edge in his official career and was finally recommended as an official, he lived in Beijing for a long time, enjoyed all the beautiful women in the world, was proud of officialdom, and even had the intention of abandoning his wife and concubinage. The days when we were in trouble and loved deeply have long been forgotten. I don't remember a wife thinking about her husband thousands of miles away day and night. Wen Jun lived a lonely life, day after day, year after year. A song "The Bald Boy", "... Wen Jun had two opinions, so he came to reject each other. I hope to win a person's heart, and I will never lose my life. ..... "Expressed her persistence and yearning for love and a woman's unique firmness and tenacity. It also adds a bit of sadness to their stories.

Finally, one day, Sima Xiangru sent his wife a letter with 13 words: 1,234,567,891 million. Clever Zhuo Wenjun burst into tears after reading it. There is only one "100 million" missing from a row of figures. Isn't it a hint that my husband is not interested in himself? Her heart is as cold as water. With a very sad heart, I wrote a poem about Lang.

His poem says: After a farewell, the two places hang together. Although it is March and April, who knows five or six years. The lyre has no intention to play, the eight lines have no transmission, the nine-ring chain has never been interrupted, and the Shili Pavilion wants to wear it. I can't understand it, I can't understand it, so I have no choice but to blame Lang. There are thousands of words to say, and you are bored. On the ninth day, you can see the lonely geese, and the full moon in August is not round. In July and a half, incense is burned to ask the sky, and everyone shakes their hearts in the dog days of June. Pomegranate is like water in May, but it is watered by cold rain. April loquat is not yellow, and I want to be confused in the mirror. In a hurry, the peach blossoms floated with the water in March, and the kite string was broken in February. Hey, Lang Lang, I wish you to be a woman's man in your next life.

After reading his wife's letter, Sima Xiangru couldn't help marveling at her talent. Looking back on the love between husband and wife in the past, I was ashamed and never mentioned the matter of leaving my wife and concubinage again. This poem became Zhuo Wenjun's masterpiece digital poetry. Read it carefully, its love and hate are intertwined.

Zhuo Wenjun is clever. She redeemed her husband's betrayal with her wisdom. She managed her love and marriage wholeheartedly, and finally went through difficulties. In the end, they didn't abandon their initial love and final persistence. This also turned their story around and became a love story above the secular world.

Zhuo Wenjun, a talented woman with thought, courage, dare to love and hate. Her life should be worth living. For example, romantic fun run, such as love at first sight that can be met but not sought, such as hand in hand with the loved one to die, and so on. Women do this all their lives. What more can a husband ask for? Later, people also wrote a poem based on this incident: Wangjiang Pavilion.

When the furnace is brilliant and beautiful, don't remember that the piano is boundless.

I'm sorry I don't have a home.

The first four words of this sentence are connected like this: "Honesty."

Story 2:

Sima Xiangru and Zhuo Wenjun.

Dou Taihou advocated the theory of "Huang Lao", deposed Dou Ying and Tian Yong who supported Confucianism, and appointed several foolish people as prime ministers, censors and practitioners. Emperor Wu didn't want to discuss with them. Staying in the palace is really boring. He often changes into casual clothes and goes out to play and hunt. Sometimes he runs far and doesn't come back for four or five days. Later, he felt that running too far was not only dangerous, but also really difficult, so he ordered Dr. Guanglu Wu Qiushou Wang Tuo to build a big garden in the forest. The young Emperor Wu spent most of his time in Shanglinyuan. ?

Yawen of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty liked Ci Fu, and famous literati such as Dongfang Shuo and Qiu Shouwang often accompanied him and were very happy. ?

One day, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty read Sima Xiangru's Zi Xufu, and was attracted by the beautiful words and majestic momentum. He couldn't help applauding. After reading Zi Xu's Fu in one breath, I thought that the author was a former dynasty, and repeatedly sighed and said, "The person who wrote this Fu is really a genius, but it's a pity that I didn't live in the same era as this person!" ?

At this time, Yang Deyi, the dog supervisor who waited on Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty, said with a flattering smile, "Your Majesty, the person who wrote this poem knows that he is a fellow countryman and now lives in Chengdu." ?

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was surprised and delighted, and asked, "Is what you said true?" ?

Yang Deyi replied: "Yes, Sima Xiangru once told me that what he wrote was false." ?

"That's great! No one has ever told me about such a talented person. " Emperor Wu said with a little regret, so he immediately sent someone to call Sima Xiangru to Beijing. ?

Sima Xiangru, the word evergreen, was born in Chengdu, Shu County. He is good at reading, playing the piano and being free and easy. His articles are beautiful, especially good at writing fu. He and Wang Ji are good friends. Wang Ji once said to him, "You are studying abroad. If your career is not smooth and life is difficult, come to Lin Qiong to find me. " One day, Sima Xiangru really came to Ji Wang. ?

Two people came to the living room hand in hand, Sima Xiangru and Wang Ji talked about his whereabouts in recent years. When Wang Ji knew Xiang Ru was not married, he told him that Lin Qiong's richest man, Zhuo Wangsun, had a daughter named Zhuo Wenjun, who was extremely clever and beautiful, and now she was widowed. We are made for each other. Sima Xiangru listened and shook his head embarrassedly. Wang Ji doesn't think so. He thinks this is a human effort. ?

Knowing that Sima Xiangru was a famous scholar, Zhuo Wangsun treated him to a light meal, and sent more than 100 invitations by the way, inviting many county officials and prestigious people. ?

At the beginning of the banquet, Zhuo Wangsun led all the guests to propose a toast to Sima Xiangru and said many flattering words. While everyone was having a good time, Wang Ji introduced to everyone: "Mr. Xiang Ru is the first celebrity today. He not only writes well, but also plays well. " There is good wine to entertain guests today. Why don't you ask Mr. Xiangru to play a song? "Hearing this, the crowd cheered in unison. ?

Sima Xiangru declined and began to play, playing a short song first. Later, she overheard a vague white woman listening to the piano behind the bamboo curtain. Knowing that it was Zhuo Wenjun, she displayed her superb piano skills and played a song "Looking for Phoenix". Through the piano, she expressed her courtship to Zhuo Wenjun. It turned out that Zhuo Wenjun had long wanted to meet this great genius when he heard of Sima Xiangru's visit. She loves music and hides behind the curtain when she hears the piano. Zhuo Wenjun deeply understood the piano theory and realized the significance of piano sound. And the guests at the party, of course, don't recognize why, just compliment Sima Xiangru blindly and clap your hands blindly. ?

After Sima Xiangru came back, he bribed Zhuo Wenjun's servant and sent a courtship letter to Zhuo Wenjun through the servant. Zhuo Wenjun was very excited when she received the love letter, but she knew that her father would not agree to this marriage. Then one night, he sneaked out and defected to Sima Xiangru. They drove back to Sima Xiangru's hometown of Chengdu overnight. ?

Zhuo Wenjun and Sima Xiangru came to Chengdu. At first, they were content with living in poverty, but after a long time, they couldn't stand it any longer, so they suggested going to Lin Qiong. Sima Xiangru also have no other way, two people together to Lin Qiong. ?

Zhuo Wangsun was very angry with Zhuo Wenjun's elopement and refused to help them. In order to make a fool of themselves, they opened a couple's hotel, where Wen Jun sold wine as a waiter, as if deliberately washing dishes, chopsticks, cups and plates in public and serving wine in a kettle, like a bartender. ?

Sure enough, Zhuo Wangsun thought that Zhuo Wenjun and Sima Xiangru were too embarrassed to go out. Later, under the persuasion of relatives and friends and the county magistrate, Sima Xiangru got a sum of money. Sima Xiangru and Zhuo Wenjun returned to Chengdu and began a rich life. ?

Let's talk about Sima Xiangru being called into the court. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty saw him and asked him, "Did you write Zixu Fu?" ?

Sima Xiangru replied with great conceit, "Yes, Your Majesty, I wrote Zixu Fu. However, that's about the prince. It's no big deal. If you allow me to hunt with your majesty, I can write a hunting gift for your majesty. " ?

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was very happy. Sima Xiangru received luxurious accommodation and generous treatment. The next day, I took Sima Xiangru and others to hunt in the forest. A few days later, Sima Xiangru wrote a poem "On the Forest" and dedicated it to Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty read Lin Fu and was very satisfied. He was so happy that he sealed a Langguan in Sima Xiangru. ?

Later, Sima Xiangru, as the special envoy of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, appealed to Yelang to submit to the Han Dynasty, which was appreciated by Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. When the leaders of Qionglai, Ai, Ran and Zhen saw Yelang's submission to the Han Dynasty, they all expressed their willingness to submit to the Han Dynasty. So Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty appointed Sima Xiangru as a corps commander and held a sacred festival for the emperor to appease the tribes in these areas. Sima Xiangru successfully completed his mission, and Emperor Wu was very satisfied and rewarded him. Soon, someone wrote to Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, saying that Sima Xiangru accepted a lot of money and bribes when he was on mission. When Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty believed it, he dismissed Sima Xiangru. ?

Sima Xiangru's family is rich and happy, so he moved to Maoling and lived a leisurely and comfortable life with Zhuo Wenjun. ?

4. Zhuo Wenjun: Picking a man is a big gamble.

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Zhuo Wenjun: For details, please refer to Loneliness, Yuan, Ming Zaju and Elopement, and the legend of Autumn written by Yuan Yuling in Qing Dynasty. In the Han Dynasty, when Sima Xiangru was frustrated, he played the piano in the home of Lin Qiongfu's Zhuo Wangsun. Zhuo Nv Wenjun, with both talents and looks, was 65438+ widowed at the age of 07. Sima Xiangru admired Wen Jun, confided in her through the piano, and they formed an alliance. Because Zhuo Wangsun refused to promise her, Wen Jun fled together and returned to his hometown to sell wine. Later, Xiang Ru presented Zi Xufu, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty.

Worship him as a corps commander and present him with gold in recognition of his grandson.

When the autobiographies of Hillary, Clinton and Lewinsky clamored for you to sing me out, everyone was whispering about this love life of Hillary and Clinton, without innuendo or sigh. What impressed me the most was Hillary Clinton, who was studying at Yale Law School. At that time, she was still young and not as beautiful as she is now, but "Hillary caught him at a glance in the crowd."

Sure enough, this man later made her the first lady of the United States.

Today, some people still disapprove of the combination of these two political stars, although Hillary has repeatedly stressed in public that "I still love him" because there are too many things mixed with reason and interests, which should not be called love and should not be blessed. However, ask yourself, how many loves have been completely desperate and irrational since ancient times? If the prince falls in love with Cinderella and Romeo falls in love with Juliet, they will often be cursed by nightmares, and none of them will have a good result. Only a few people like Zhuo Wenjun are so lucky. They have the worst beginning and the best ending, which is a bit like "the prince and princess live happily ever after".

Zhuo Wenjun was born in the Han Dynasty. He was born in a wealthy family in Lin Qiong, Sichuan, and he raised Jinshan Yinshan. She looks like a distant mountain, looks like a lotus flower, is familiar with piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, got married at the age of seventeen, and returned to her mother's house six months after her husband died. At this time, a poor boy came to Zhuo's house and played the famous "Phoenix Begging for Phoenix" with the famous "Green Chyi Chin", which provoked the heart of the widow of 17 years old and went to see him in the middle of the night. The next day, he simply ran to the hometown of the poor boy in Chengdu. Of course, we all know that this poor boy is Sima Xiangru, a famous genius in the Western Han Dynasty. But Zhuo Wenjun didn't know it at the time. She was busy cleaning up Sima Xiangru's mess.

Sima Xiangru' s lofty sentiments are not diminished, and the wine is drunk today; Zhuo Wenjun also put on a cloth skirt and started a new life. A few months later, they simply sold their horses and chariots and returned to Lin Qiong to open a small restaurant. Zhuo Wenjun wore light makeup. When selling wine, Sima Xiangru put on calf nose pants, washed dishes with the bartender and servants, and ran errands in the fields.

Zhuo Wenjun is a rare woman who doesn't advocate vanity. Sima Xiangru is also a rare scholar who doesn't feel inferior at all. The small hotel run by this talented and beautiful woman is well-known and crowded, forcing Zhuo Wangsun to give them one hundred children and servants, one million dollars, and also prepared a dowry to accept the son-in-law who cooked raw rice into mature rice. From then on, the young couple lived a leisurely life of drinking and playing the piano all day.

At this time, Sima Xiangru wrote the brilliant Zi Xufu and Shang. The ambitious emperor marveled at heaven and man, and worshipped Sima Xiangru as a corps commander, and later worshipped him as a corps commander. Sima Xiangru's glorious return really made his father-in-law Zhuo Wangsun look good.

China's classical literature will always be "a private lifelong back garden, and it will be the best in the world". This vulgar tradition seems to be based on Zhuo Wenjun and Sima Xiangru. Talking about the love story of "discerning talents", in fact, you can see at a glance that this is a serious political investment. Watch a lot of operas. Women sacrifice their lives to support men to study. Where is the pursuit of love? It's like Bole pawning his pants and betting on horses. Since it is gambling, there must be a loss and a win. In The Story of the Pipa The West Chamber, Zhao Wuniang and Cui Yingying won, and finally they won their husbands. Qin Xianglian lost, which made God behead her ungrateful champion ... However, no matter what the result, it's always a bit sad to passively bear many sufferings out of nothing.

China's traditional morality has always had a "goal correctness theory", and he often gave up real life for fame and fortune. So it is generally difficult for me to sympathize with the bitter women in ancient history. People used to live too seriously and too tired, and didn't know that fun was the essence of life.

Zhuo Wenjun's desire for her husband's fame has never been recorded, but it is obvious that she will enjoy a different lifestyle from Sima Xiangru. When Sima Xiangru passed away, the mortal wanted to marry a concubine, which Zhuo Wenjun could not bear. He wrote a poem "Bald Tales", saying, "The snow on the mountain is like snow, and the moonlight is like a cloud, so I have two opinions, so I have to refuse ..." Zhuo Wenjun's accusation that "I want to be single-minded and don't want to leave" made Sima Xiangru come to their senses, and the two of them grew old together and settled in Nymphs.

I still remember a joke about Hillary: On the highway, the Clintons' car broke down. When the workers at the gas station came to help them, Hillary whispered, "Bill, he was my first love." "It's a good thing you didn't marry him, otherwise you wouldn't be the first lady." "No, if I marry him, he will be the president." Hillary answered calmly.

5. Yu Linling-Zhuo Wenjun Yin

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Yulinling-Zhuo Wenjun cloudy (full of snow)

The wind and rain are sad, the ancient road is clear, and I ask you where you are not in the mood.

Just count the feelings, miss the place, and the grass is silent. Sadness, dizziness, tears, no one cares.

Miss Lang, Wan Li smoke waves, long with the fog.

Affectionate since ancient times, inseparable, how can you compare, cold and sad.

Where was the Phoenix? This is already the memory that Phoenix seeks to burn.

The yellow flowers have fallen. What can we do at this moment?

There is always that unforgettable feeling. Who do you tell it to?

Zhuo Wenjun's portrait is now lost, and her poems are all forged by later generations. Most of Zhuo Wenjun's stories are also false. Don't take them seriously.

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-Lecture Room Professor Wang Liqun

Wang Liqun, a professor of Henan University in Lecture Room, officially overthrew Sima Xiangru's love story when he told the mystery of the love change of Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty, accusing Sima Xiangru of robbing Zhuo Wenjun of money and sex, which triggered an audience debate.

Zhuo Wenjun was robbed of money and sex?

Professor Wang Liqun thinks that Sima Xiangru and Zhuo Wenjun are not typical representatives of people's pursuit of love freedom. He took some neglected details in Historical Records and Hanshu as evidence, and pointed out that Sima Xiangru's pursuit of Zhuo Wenjun was a premeditated robbery. Sima Xiangru's pursuit of Zhuo Wenjun is not only a popular story, but also known as Sima's "lover saint" in Chengdu, which is on a par with the poet Du Fu to show his great feelings. But Wang Liqun pointed out that Sima Qian's Historical Records and Hanshu proved that Sima Xiangru cheated Zhuo Wenjun at that time.

Wang Liqun believes that Sima Xiangru's master died, resigned and returned to his hometown of Chengdu, and his family was poor. He defected to Wang Ji, the county magistrate of Lin Qiong, and came up with a clever plan to get both money and color. County magistrate Wang Ji pretends to be respectful and visits Xiangru every day. If Xiang Ru is absent due to illness, Ji Wang is even more respectful. After the news spread, Sun, the richest man in the local area, was cheated and prepared a banquet for two. Sima Xiangru pretended not to go and played Phoenix Begging for Phoenix during the dinner. Zhuo Wenjun was moved by this song and eloped with him. Because of life's distress, Zhuo Wenjun took selling wine as a priority, so Zhuo Wangsun had to give them a large sum of money. Since then, Sima Xiangru has lived a stable life.

Reversing the case with the details of history books as evidence.

Although it is different from folklore, Professor Wang Liqun believes that history is misunderstood if the history books are not read carefully. "No one can hide the real problem of history. What really happened is the first history, and the history books record the second history. Only by deeply understanding the second history book can the speaker restore the first history more truly. "

It is through the subtle differences between Historical Records and Hanshu that Wang Liqun proved his restored view of history-"Sima Xiangru robbed Zhuo Wenjun of talent and color."