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After the article and Yao Di were photographed by the media, they caused an uproar.
I can't believe it.
One is a good man who loves his wife and family, and the other is a pure, beautiful and lovely little girl.
And a girl like Yao Di doesn't look like a mistress.
2.
There is a beautiful girl in our class, Shu Shu. In the eyes of us girls, she is the most beautiful person in the class. It is not the beauty of students' breath, but a gorgeous and compelling beauty, like a colorful flower. She lives up to expectations, and sure enough, she dresses up beautifully every day, with foundation on her face, eyebrows and eyes sketching eyeliner, nail painting, high heels on her feet and a dark blue dress every day, all of which can reflect her sexy color. As a girl, everyone admires her. First, her superb makeup artist left us students behind. That's her innate royal elder sister temperament, sexy temptation. How many girls want to be sexy.
Girls think boys like this.
But strangely, the boys in the class talked about love one after another, but no one chased her. On the contrary, some ordinary girls are deeply loved by these boys.
I have a male classmate who has a good relationship. I was really curious and asked him, "Do you think Shu Shu is beautiful?"
The gay man said, "Beautiful."
I continued to ask, "Do you boys think she is the most beautiful person in the class?"
He said, "Huh? No, it's beautiful, but we look at the whole. What we boys think is the most beautiful-well, Xiao Qi. "
Xiao Qi?
I don't understand. Xiao Qi is a very ordinary girl. Although she is also beautiful and has a sweet smile, she and Shu Shu have different styles. "You boys? Is it really all your boys' views? It won't be your personal opinion. "
He said, "No, we all discussed it in our dormitory."
These boys like to discuss these things in the dormitory: which girl in the class is beautiful and which girl has a good figure.
I asked, "Why doesn't anyone like Shu Shu?"
He said: "I don't like this type, I just don't like it anyway."
Me: "What kind of Xiao Qi is that?"
He: "Well, it's clean and simple."
Oh, Xiao Qi is really a somewhat new type.
3.
"Is Guan Xiaotong beautiful?"
"Beautiful!"
"Do you like it?"
"I like it."
"Is Fan Bingbing beautiful?"
"Beautiful, too."
"Do you like it?"
"Well, I don't like it."
It's strange that they are all beautiful, but boys just like one and don't like the other. Many boys' dream lovers are girls who wear a long white dress, long black hair like satin on their backs and a gentle smile on their faces, which makes people feel at ease at first sight.
To be precise, it is "suitable for getting married and going home as a wife."
Boys have more or less straight male cancer, and most boys are more traditional and a little male chauvinistic. This is normal. This is a tradition left over from China for 5,000 years. It is deeply rooted in men's bones. It is unrealistic to want to get rid of New China in just a few decades after its founding. Just like in ancient times, a dignified woman can be the mother of the country, and a coquettish woman can only be a demon princess.
The simple girl who seems to know nothing about the world satisfies her male chauvinism well.
4.
Xiao Qi and Shu Shu are my close friends.
Shu Shu certainly knows his own advantages. She knows that she is beautiful, and she will wonder why no one is chasing her. Once she seemed to inadvertently say, "Strange, why don't any boys like me?" There is a hint of incomprehension and loss in the tone.
Xiao Qi is also a conservative girl. Her dress style is Sen, so she seldom wears makeup. She just entered the university, and when she was in military training, boys chased her. Since then, there has been an endless stream of boys chasing her.
Both of them are good girls, but they are jealous of each other.
But nobody mentioned it. Keep it steady.
Just a little, a little jealousy, it has nothing to do with friendship.
5.
Foreign men are more likely to find China women as partners than China men to find foreign women.
As far as we know, foreigners who marry China's wives, including Zuckerberg and Priscilla Chen, Zhang Mo, the daughter of Meng Danqing (USA) and Zhang Yimou (who directed the film "28-year-old Minors"), and Wendi Deng of "Strange Girls" have all married many foreign husbands.
China men marry foreign women, Sa Beining and Li Bai (Canadians).
Why do China men marry foreign women less?
Because they can't take it.
Even if foreign women is graceful and beautiful, don't be an unruly woman.
The straight male attribute of men is well reflected in this respect.
6.
The hottest drama recently is probably love O2O.
In the original work, Bei Weiwei didn't choose the beauty queen, because the photos she chose were too vague, and because of her gorgeous appearance. Meng Yiran is purer than Bei Weiwei, and boys like this type.
In the "most unsafe index", Bei Weiwei ranks first.
Many girls are not convinced when watching the drama. Why is Meng a beauty queen? Joke!
But that's the truth. Boys like pure girls.
The pure feeling of looking at the end at a glance is so good that these boys can't help but want to care.
7.
Shu Shu later understood why he was not as popular as Xiao Qi.
But she hasn't changed. What should be gorgeous is gorgeous, and what should be publicized is publicized. This is her style and doesn't need to be changed.
Even if boys love novelty, women need to change something for it. There is beauty, and some people's aesthetics will find you pleasing. Many women live for men, but their looks are predestined, and their temperament depends on themselves. Like Bei Weiwei, he doesn't care about his own beauty and is a low-key aesthetic tyrant.
There will always be Shawnee who will fall in love with you.
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