Quotations from classic jokes

1. When we remove the stumbling block laid by others, generality may only pave the way for ourselves.

I have never been to Yellow Crane Tower, but I have smoked Yellow Crane Tower brand cigarettes.

I'm chasing Cupid's arrow, and you're flying in a bulletproof vest.

You said you were a limited edition, so I'm telling you, I'm out of print.

The most tiring thing in this world is to watch your heart break and have to stick it on yourself!

6. Real female Chinese characters can be done, without makeup, dressing up, affectation and hypocrisy. Yes, let's kiss.

No matter how annoying you are, don't forget to smile. No matter how difficult it is, don't forget to stick to it.

8. If you dare to hold my hand, I will let you drag it away!

9. Actually, I admire you for being so unexpected that you can breathe with your lungs in public.

10. What's the story of a teenager? Nothing more than drinking a few times and loving a few people.

1 1. Gansu potatoes and eggs can be eaten but not dried, and Henan has a big crotch. You can buy food without a box.

12. Class lasts for one minute, just like one o'clock. A little surfing the internet is like a minute.

13. House is a very unstable state. As long as there is a power failure, it will degenerate into a caveman.

14. No matter how powerful I become, you are still my deadliest.

15. Mosquito, when will you evolve to suck fat instead of blood?