Who is the funniest prime minister? Don't forget to tell jokes when you fall off your horse.

In history, those prime ministers often like to talk about the country and talk about the country, with a serious face, as if they were shutting people away. Shi Zhongli, the prime minister of the Song Dynasty, is amiable, extremely humorous and unique, so he is the most humorous prime minister in history.

When he was working in A Lang, he and his colleagues visited the lions in the Royal Zoo. Everyone talked about their breeding while watching lions. The person in charge of feeding said, "A lion should feed five pounds of meat every day." These poor civil servants, whose wages are not high, rarely smell meat several times a year and are dumbfounded, lamenting, "We are not even as good as lions." The implication is low treatment! Shi Zhongli immediately took it over and said, "Of course, we are all foreign ministers. How can the treatment of' wolf outside the garden' be compared with' lion in the garden'? " Everyone laughed.

Zhang Dexiang, the leader, was very friendly to him. His predecessor, Dai Song, was called "Dai Song Cattle" because he was good at drawing cows, and Han Gan was called "Han Gan Horse" because he was good at drawing horses. He joked about Zhang Dexiang's name and said, "There used to be famous paintings of Dai Song cows and traitor horses, but now there are elephants!" No matter big or small, it is circulated among literati as a joke.

During the Kangding period in Song Renzong, Xixia invaded, and Song Jun was losing ground, so the court was at a loss. At that time, Minister Zhang Shixun retired, and some friends from North Korea came to congratulate him on his glorious retirement. Zhang Shixun gave a banquet to entertain everyone and drank heartily. He sighed, "I am a humble citizen. When I met Mingjun, I finally became famous and returned home in rags. Now that the sea is clear and the world is peaceful, I am satisfied. " The expression of victory. Who knows, instead of complimenting him, Shi Zhongli said coldly: "Now, only the Tatars in the west have not left, and the war is in full swing." All the guests laughed, and cups and plates fell all over the floor.

After four years of seclusion, Shi Zhongli served as deputy prime minister and became one of the highest officials. As the saying goes, when you become a prime minister, you should pay attention to your identity. When it comes to being a bureaucrat, you have to be a bureaucrat and establish leadership authority, but he still keeps his mouth open. Once, he accidentally fell off his horse and suffered a great impact on his left and right sides. He quickly helped him up, but patted the dust on his body and joked: "Fortunately, Shi participated in politics. If it was' tile participation in politics', it would have turned into dust. "

As the head of a hundred officials, his words and deeds worry his friends. The official monarch of the imperial court once earnestly warned him: "You are now in a dominant position and have the highest status. Why are you still laughing and laughing all day? " Hearing this, Shi Zhongli immediately smiled and replied, "You just need to take good care of Shangguan Bi. Why must the next official be in charge? " No prime minister. A leopard can't change its spots.

This is the stone. He never pretends to be serious, never pretends to be grandiose, nor does he pretend to be profound and pretentious like his colleagues. His humor adds warmth to serious and rigid political affairs and human touch to interest-oriented communication among colleagues. In the hypocritical and treacherous officialdom, there may be more such prime ministers.