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Why did the Italian army become synonymous with the "funny" of the three axis countries in World War II?

The three axis countries in World War II were Germany, Italy and Japan. In fact, the Italian army has also made many contributions, only for fascists. However, some jokes circulating on the Internet are still synonymous with funny.

First, the whole army was arrested and had a spaghetti meal.

For Italians, nothing is more exciting than eating delicious food, especially spaghetti. During the war, all countries were busy fighting and developing weapons. Italians invented the freeze-dried food preservation method to facilitate the manager's career. And to his country's great shock, Italy bought 30 million tons of red wine from all over the world. According to statistics, the number of red wine is even more than Italy's ammunition. The Italians in Camp A escaped from prison and fled from Camp A to Camp B! The reason for breaking out of prison is because there is no spaghetti in Camp A! Does this make people think Italians are cute? Ningyuan escaped from prison and ate spaghetti in another prison! There is also a joke that Italian soldiers cooked spaghetti on the spot because they were hungry, and the whole army was captured by the enemy.

Second, careless weapons storage and vigilance.

On one occasion, Italian soldiers could not find a suitable warehouse to store munitions and ordnance explosives. So I want to put it in the middle of the church so that it won't be attacked by the enemy! Therefore, more than 65,438+000 tons of explosives were piled up in the Sannazzaro church in the city center. Although the enemy didn't bomb the church, the spire of the church was struck by lightning. As a result, the city was destroyed by the explosion of explosives. 1/5!

Moreover, the fighter design has never adopted a closed module design, but the pilot said that he could not feel the wind, so Italy did not develop a high-speed fighter until the end of World War II. There used to be a saying in an Italian military camp: "If we fall asleep, the enemy must also fall asleep, so that we will not be attacked."

In fact, there are many jokes about the Italian army in World War II, each of which can make people laugh.