Yixing dialect joke

Yixing dialect jokes

People who can tell jokes are people with good popularity, so we should get closer to some joke kings. Now I'm the joke king, too! I've collected jokes in Yixing dialect for everyone. Let's laugh together and collect popularity!

Eat

An important customer from the north came to Yixing, and the boss was afraid of the other person's drinking capacity, so he called an employee who was too heavy to speak Mandarin to accompany the guests.

At the dinner table, the guest asked: How do you say duck in Yixing dialect?

a: ah!

The guest was speechless.

After a while, he asked: How do you say crab in Yixing dialect?

a: ha (ha)!

The guest then asked: What did the shrimp say?

a: Ho!

The northern guest said sympathetically: What a good comrade, but he is dumb.

car accident

Yixing people almost collided with other cars on the expressway and got off in panic.

When I saw that I didn't touch it, I was glad to say, "I didn't (me) rub it (ca), it was bad (wa), I was scared (ha), I was scared (ha), I was scared (sa) and I died (lie)". As a result, the other party thought I had met a Japanese ...

" Just now, just now) "......

Order

A few younger sisters from Yixing made an appointment to travel to the United States, and they went to a McDonald's because they were hungry.

they had an argument about how many packages to buy.

The waiter asked impatiently, "How many meals do you want?"

One of them said without hesitation: seven! Seven! So, the waiter brought them seven sets of meals.

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Speak Dialect

The three brothers fought the landlord, quarreled when calculating the money, and even got into a fight. So the three brothers were caught and sent to the police station.

The policeman asked Big Brother, "What's your name?"

Big Brother: "Jiang Yingyu (speaks English)."

The policeman asked again, "What's your name?"

Big Brother: "Jiang Yingyu (speaks English)."

the policeman shouted at his eldest brother, "What's your name? "(What's your name? )

Big Brother: Silence to ...

The policeman turned to his second brother and asked, "What's your name? "(What's your name? )

The second brother replied shyly, "Jiang Guoyu (speaks Mandarin)."

The policeman asked again, "What's your name?"

Second brother: "Jiang Guoyu (speaks Mandarin)."

The policeman shouted at his second brother, "What's your name?"

Second brother: Silence is right ...

The policeman asked the third brother again, "What's your name?"

Lao San: "Jiang Fangyan (speaks dialect)"

The policeman yelled at Lao San in Yixing dialect: "What's your name?"

Lao San: "Jiang Fangyan (speaking dialect)"

The policeman vomited blood and died ...

"Hello"

A boss in Yixing went to France to inspect the production technology of leather shoes. It happened that the circuit of the shoe factory building was repaired and the power was temporarily cut off. So the group had to walk downstairs, not too high, 18 floors. Panting, the party managed to reach the end of the stairs.

"Hello, China friend!" The blonde Italian lady welcomed the guests in blunt Chinese.

Yancheng boss was dumbfounded when he heard this: "Ha ha! ? You gringo, you have to do something. I have worked hard to climb up the 18th floor. If I can't catch my breath, will you just wait for me? Be polite. My eyes are fine!

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