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Memory and forgetfulness punish writing.

1. The grade is small and forgetful. Diary is 200 words. Adults often say that I have a good memory and a great forgetfulness. I was quite dissatisfied and thought, "Do you know yourself as well as I do?" But this time, I have to accept this statement orally.

This week, the teacher asked us to write a real regret. I racked my brains for a long time, but I couldn't come up with anything. Alas! Look at my memory. It is really "good memory and forgetfulness".

Why do I have a good memory and forgetfulness? I made a careful analysis and came to the following conclusions:

I think I have a clever mind. I never forget anything, so I always do things carelessly.

2. Sometimes I am stubborn and don't listen to the advice of my parents and friends. My father said to me many times: "You have practiced the piano for many years and have a good memory, but you must be serious!" " I always say casually, "I know!" I thought to myself, "Why should I be serious? With my memory, I can remember everything. " I will soon forget what my father said.

I like reading books. I once read such a sentence in a book: if you study, you must study hard; If you play, you must play confidently. After that, as soon as I finished my homework, I couldn't find anything to play in North China. My parents call me, and I always say, "Celebrities say have fun." Mom and dad shook their heads angrily.

The teacher asked us to keep a diary and collect good words and sentences. I write every day when the teacher wants to check; If the teacher doesn't check, I won't keep a diary or collect good words and sentences.

I regret it! If I had listened to my parents, kept more diaries and listened to other people's suggestions, I wouldn't have been unable to find the materials and methods for writing today. ...

It seems that I really want to be serious. Although I study better in my class, after all, "there are days behind, and there are people outside"! I believe that after some self-analysis, I will definitely get rid of my forgetfulness.

My memory is so poor that I forgot to write my homework composition. There are always many precious memories in a writer's life. Although they are inevitably forgotten by the erosion of time and the cycle of years, some of them will not disappear with the changes of the times. It's unforgettable. That's what my father said to me: "persistence is victory!" " "

Last summer, everyone was bored at home, so my father suggested, "Why don't we climb Qingyuan Mountain together!" "Climb Qingyuan Mountain, really?" I am so excited. "That's my dream!" So, our family came to the foot of Qingyuan Mountain by bus. There are a sea of people at the foot of Qingyuan Mountain, and tourists' cars are parked everywhere. I looked up at Qingyuan Mountain and saw green trees and flowers. What a beautiful landscape painting! At the moment, Qingyuan Mountain stands tall and towering into the sky. I think it is like a mighty giant. Mother said, "Why don't we hold a mountaineering competition to see who will reach the top of the mountain first and who will be the winner?" As soon as I heard the "competition", I got excited and thought: I am the "Scud" in my class, and this champion is mine! I immediately climbed at a rocket speed, and soon I left my parents far behind until I couldn't see them. However, this "high-intensity" exercise didn't last long, and I felt dizzy, weak limbs, weak body and rapid heartbeat. Sweat dripped from my forehead and I was so tired that I couldn't breathe. I quickly found a big stone that was cleaned by the mountain wind and sat down. After a while, mom and dad caught up and asked, "Hey, what's wrong with you? Didn't you have confidence just now? " ? Why don't you climb now? "I'm ... I'm a little tired. Let's have a rest here. You go first. I'll catch up later. " I said weakly. Dad said to his mother, "You go up first, and we'll catch up later. "So, mom took the lead. Dad said to me earnestly, "son, you can't always be discouraged when you encounter difficulties." You should know how to face them. Now Qingyuan Mountain is the immediate difficulty. " "Difficulties are like springs. Strong is weak, and weak is strong. " Dad paused and then said, "Dad will give you another sentence:' Persistence is victory'. "Dad's words are like a ray of sunshine, which shines into my heart and makes me full of power at once. I got up from the stone and climbed to the top of the mountain with my father. Standing on the top of the mountain overlooking Quanzhou, you can have a panoramic view. Mother River-Jinjiang surrounds Quanzhou; The expressway passes through Quanzhou; The water in the West Lake is clear and transparent, and the microwave is shining. From time to time, several egrets play on the water, and high-rise buildings are row upon row. ...

The phrase "persistence is victory" has been lingering in my ear. When I was depressed, this sentence inspired me; This sentence gave me confidence when I wanted to give up an unfinished thing; When I was tired of running, this sentence gave me the strength to continue running ... In short, this sentence helped me, inspired me and restored my confidence when I was in trouble. I will always remember this sentence.

A good memory is not as good as a bad written composition. The phrase "a good memory is better than a poor composition" means that a person's memory is better than writing with a pen often.

Because people's memory is limited, time goes by day. The more things you remember, the faster you will forget the things in front. If you write it down, it will last forever, and it will be convenient when you want to use it. I remember several times, the teacher asked us to look up information online. I turned off the computer after reading it once, thinking that I remembered it and forgot it the next day. Every time I copy my homework to the memo book, I always think I have remembered it, and I am too lazy to copy it. As a result, I always forget the homework assigned by the teacher as soon as I get home.

In order to let us develop the good habit of taking notes, xu teacher often arranged for us to write "study passports" in the first and second grades; In the third grade, we were assigned to write "Picking Honey" every week, so that we could collect good words, sentences and paragraphs by reading extracurricular books. I think these methods are very good! In the future, I must form the good habit of taking notes. Don't just remember things by your brain, work hard.

Only in this way can we accumulate more knowledge, instead of learning the new and forgetting the old.

You Xinrui and I met when we were 3 years old. Our kindergarten and primary school are in the same class. We have deep feelings and are really good friends.

I like You Xinrui very much, because she is enthusiastic, lively, smart and studies well. But she has one of the biggest shortcomings-poor memory. As soon as the front foot told her something, she forgot the back foot.

If you don't believe me, listen to me.

One day, I went to the movies with You Xinrui. On the way to the cinema, we did a quick brain trick to test each other. No, I just finished the topic for You Xinrui, "How to turn' water' into' ice' as quickly as possible." She scratched her head and smiled. I thought she was going to say the answer. ) "Jessica Hester Hsuan, the question is ... what is it?" I said helplessly, "This is the last time, pay attention ..." This time I thought she would give the answer soon, but she said, "Hao, I ... I forgot again. Would you please say that again? " Hey, I'm speechless ...

Last Wednesday, I asked You Xinrui an Olympic math problem and wanted her to tell me something about it. When she wrote the formula and was ready to tell me, she couldn't find the paper with the formula on it. She rummaged through her schoolbag and pencil box in a hurry, but she couldn't find the paper with the calculation process written on it. In desperation, when she was ready to give up and try again, I suddenly burst out laughing and pointed to her hand and said, "Xinxin, you are so forgetful!" " She looked at it and smiled. It turned out that she was holding the paper in her hand. Your memory is worse than my grandmother's.

Another time, You Xinrui came to my house, and we recited the text that the teacher asked us to recite.

"Turn the corner and see the sign ..."

"Stop," I said, "Xinxin, your back is wrong."

"Turn the corner and see the hotel sign ..."

"Stop", "You missed a few words."

"……"

"Stop" "You are missing a few words."

It was repeated several times before she managed to recite it.

Hey, when will you have a better memory?

Students, you should believe it now! My good friend, You Xinrui, is such a person. He has a poor memory for small things and never lets go of big things.

5. Punishment Composition Ala Planet has a special punishment method for criminals-wearing an energy gas mask. Although criminals can walk normally in the street after wearing this energy gas mask, everyone can't see them (except the police) and can't communicate with anyone. Of course, criminals can get enough food to maintain their lives in places designated by the police station. Wang, an Arastar, broke Huang Youyou's left arm on impulse and was sentenced to six months' energy air mask.

Zuo, wearing an energy shield, swaggered out of the police station, triumphantly thinking that he had been released. He wants to go home first and tell his mother the good news.

On the way, Wang met Huang Youyou in the street. He rushed over and said to Huang Youyou, "Huang Youyou, your hand is ready! Great! " Huang Youyou looked around in surprise: "Who are you? Why can't I see you? " It's a pity that Wang can't hear Huang Youyou's voice. "I am left!" "Ghost!" Huang was frightened out of her wits, ran away and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

"puzzling! How can I be a ghost? " Left is even more strange.

It was already noon when Wang came home. He opened the door and saw her mother cooking, so he said happily, "Mom, I'm back!" " "

"Who? My son has been put in prison, how can he come back? "

"I am your son!"

"Where are you!"

"I am in front of you!"

"Ghost!" ……

Wang hurried to look in the mirror and found himself an invisible man. He couldn't help thinking of a plan-why don't I give in and grab something?

Zuo came to a big shopping mall and took all the valuable things in the mall. The proprietress thought she had met a ghost and hid under the table in fear. It was soon discovered by the police. To punish Wang, the police sentenced him to wear an energy air mask for another three months.

But Wang is always lucky. The second time, Wang robbed the bank.

He walked into the bank with a stick, and everyone wanted to know how the stick could fly. Wang broke the glass with a stick and took all the money inside. At this time, the patrol police just passed by and saw this scene, and arrested Wang on the spot. ...

Wang was taken back to the police station and sentenced to life imprisonment for many crimes. Alas, he was put in prison forever. What a punishment!

Today, I write this critical letter to you with guilt and regret, to show you my deep understanding of the mistakes in my homework and my determination to do my homework seriously.

I am ashamed of the mistake I made this time. I really shouldn't have made mistakes in such a simple homework. I shouldn't violate the teacher's rules. As students, we should listen to the teacher completely. I didn't pay much attention to what the teacher said this time. I feel very sorry. I hope the teacher can forgive my mistake. My confession this time is really profound.

I want to avoid such mistakes, and I hope the teacher can believe my repentance.

I believe that the teacher can see my attitude and know that I have a deep repentance attitude towards this matter. I attach great importance to this matter I hope the teacher can forgive my mistakes. I can assure the teacher that I will do my homework carefully in the future. Therefore, the teacher asked me to write a review, also to let me deeply realize this.

Secondly, not doing homework seriously is also a sign of disrespect for the teacher's work. China is a country of etiquette. Since ancient times, we have paid attention to respecting teachers and stressing morality. This is a traditional virtue, which I have always ignored in the past. Aside from one aspect, we should respect not only the teacher, but also anyone, his labor and the fruits of his labor. By doing so, I have directly caused a bad influence of disrespect for teachers, others and others' labor. As a contemporary middle school student and an educated person, this kind of performance obviously does not meet the requirements of society.

Thirdly, my behavior has also had a bad influence on my classmates at school. Students should learn from each other, promote each other and have good discipline, but my performance has given students a bad start, which is not conducive to the construction of school style of study. At the same time, it has also caused some damage to the image of the school, which should be maintained rather than destroyed! I deeply reflected on the serious consequences caused by this incident.

1. Affect the improvement of personal comprehensive level, and let me improve myself while improving my instinct. Now that my mistake has been made, I deeply regret it and deeply review my mistake.

2. The ideological awareness is not high, and the understanding of mistakes is not enough. Imagine if I had realized the seriousness of this matter, the mistake would not have happened. All the problems come down to the fact that my understanding of problems has reached the level that a modern middle school student should have. In order to repay the teacher's hard work, I feel the seriousness of my mistakes more and more clearly. Because of this, I will definitely be more strict with myself in the next few years, and finish my homework and attend classes seriously.

As a member who doesn't do his homework seriously, I feel it necessary to review my behavior, so I urged a critical letter with good quality and quantity according to the teacher's request, dug deep into the root cause of my mistakes and realized the possible serious consequences.

I hope the teacher can treat my profound understanding and good performance lightly. Please continue to supervise and help me correct my shortcomings and make greater progress.

In the future, I will study hard, do my homework seriously, actively contribute to the class and add luster to the class! Please believe me!

7. When the teacher punished me for writing a composition, it was the teacher who went to the meeting and put the monitor in charge of discipline. When the monitor bowed his head and did his homework, I handed a note to my good friend. Who knows that the teacher's meeting time is very short, and as soon as the teacher comes back, he sees me handing out a note.

The teacher shouted, "You two stand up for me." I paused and stood up slowly from my seat. "

"Which one of you passed first!" We looked at each other, and I said in a trembling voice, "Teacher, I, I passed it first."

The teacher asked the students to sit down without saying anything. She picked up the pointer and asked me to reach out. I was beaten more than forty times and my hands were swollen. The teacher made me stand in the corner all afternoon and fined me for plagiarizing an article. The article has four pages, the right hand or the beaten hand. I didn't sleep all night.

I used to be a boy who didn't like learning math and hated taking math classes.

But a math class changed me. One day, Zeng Qingting, a newly transferred teacher, walked into the classroom with an unhappy face. As soon as she stood on the podium, she began to criticize us, saying that we did our homework badly yesterday and the whole class only got 100.

Listen, everyone, your heads are hanging low. After a while, Ceng Laoshi softened his words and said to us, "Guess whose score is this 100?" The students blinked doubtfully, shook their heads and chattered away.

"If I had to guess, the score of 100 must be the monitor Tan Yun." "no! It should be study Committee member Wu Xingping. He is best at math. "

Some students said Zhang San and some students said Li Si, but Ceng Laoshi just shook his head. "Ceng Laoshi, who is it? Come on! " Suddenly, the classroom became lively, and everyone seemed eager to know the answer.

Ceng Laoshi smiled and said to me, "Liu Hai, isn't this 100 branch yours?" Before I could answer, the discussion began in the classroom. "Teacher, this is impossible."

"Yes, Ceng Laoshi, how could it be him? Isn't this the sun coming out in the west? " There was a burst of laughter in the classroom. I'm ashamed. Why do my classmates look down on me so much?

"Quiet," Ceng Laoshi said loudly. "Tell everyone that it was Liu Hai who got 100 in the homework test yesterday." Ceng Laoshi's words just stopped, and the eyes of the whole class "brushed" on me.

At this moment, Ceng Laoshi came up to me with a smile, and his eyes were full of trust. "Liu Hai classmate, why are you crying? You should be happy! You will get more 100 points in the future, and the teacher believes you. "

"hmm!" I nodded. At this time, there was scratching applause in the classroom.

After that, I found myself changed. I began to be interested in mathematics and enjoyed taking math classes. I stood on the rocks on the banks of the Yangtze River, and the wind kissed my cheek and brushed my hair lightly. The river is fast-flowing, patting the rocks under its feet from time to time, and then flying away like floating petals? Looking at the turbulent river rolling towards the horizon, I suddenly remembered Mr. Kong's words: "The deceased is like a husband!" So, I understand that time is passing and we are changing.

When I was a child, I often pestered my mother for candy and clothes. If I don't give it, I will have a runny nose and tears.