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How do you say Cantonese?

Do you want to learn Cantonese again? I will teach you now. Basic grammar

(Qu) Is he (she) human? )

Mie what (what are you talking about? )

Ge's (Ge Li is my girlfriend. )

The bird is angry (I miss you so much! )

Department (xi) is (you are such a good man! )

Uh-huh (Han) So, so (huh? )

Die is equivalent to the usage of the word "man" in Chinese. )

Er (en) is it not (hey, is it a person? )

I want to watch TV tonight! )

Hey (Di), who are those (jellies)? )

Lin intoxicated (I'm so embarrassed! )

No (Mao) (I have money! )

Nie Xiang (is it tight? -Think again? )

Ga (Ga) modal particles (with or without ga? )

Mie what (what are you talking about? )

Modal particles (with) (Xi's)

Jue modal particles

Hey (Li), come on (too much! )

Li is great (hello! )

Gel (Li) What is gel? )

Mi (Mi) don't (mi fuck me! )

Geng of course (Geng! )

Hey (Bei) is (what are you talking about? )

Bing (believe it or not, I'm dealing with you? )

Bo (bo) modal particles (Xi bo! )

Give (bi) give (give the money quickly! )

Cao, you are so noisy! )

Don't stop nagging me )

Ding throw (garbage is so messy! )

Modal particles (You are such a good man! )

Is Liang beautiful or naive (you are a beautiful girl! )

The modal particle "lo" (JIU Xi)

Wen, have you found a job? )

Waste [waste] (really annoying ...)

"Luo" or "Luo" takes (money to the side? )

Yi (yi) modal particle (yi? Are you a sidekick? )

Left (Have you eaten? )

Oh (wo) modal particles (department oh. )

(ke) Pull (pee) (I have to pee! )

Contradiction (ao) (Are you so tight? )

乸乸 female (乜丶乁乸? )

Pick (Liao) (You can't pick me up! )

Pick up (Lin) (Pick up a computer and fix it first. )

Dan quantifier is equivalent to "mouth" (drink water first! )

Ban Ban (Qi) Ban Ban? )

Er (e) cheat (I read less books, you are not good at er me! )

The code is over (I see! )

The modal particle "car" shows disdain (car, it blows water again! )

Stubborn things (stubborn? )

Fen (sleeping)?

Reference, character?

I (I), you (you), he (I), we (we), you (you), they (they) are (people) (here)? ? Degree (there) and allowance (where) (here)? ? How (in this way, That way) explain (why) how (next time) how (what) how much (how much) both sides (where) how good (which) how good (so good) ABBA (old lady) uncle (uncle) Laodou (father) old mother (mother) elder sister (elder brother) Boy (brother) Old women (old things, old men (bosses), liars (liars), children (teenagers), daughters (girls), handsome boys (beautiful teenagers), beautiful girls (beautiful girls), narrow roads (children), mosquitoes (children) and dried shrimps.

Work, communication?

Rework (go to work) Call it a day (get off work) Eat (make a living) Labor (salary) Food (reward) Get right (get right) Bend (mess up) Start (smoothly) Stay up late (stay up late) Flight attendant (flight attendant) Hourly worker (hourly worker) Work (find a job) Grab a car (drive) Familiar with (experts) Unfamiliar) Friends (old friends) Hate (enemies) Demand Bigfoot (flattery) Danger ngei 1 (demand) Face-saving (face-giving) System (willingness) Freedom (freedom) Geometry (infrequent) Coherence (it doesn't matter) No feeling (no attention)

Visit (visit), laugh (joke), be ashamed of your family (shame?

Life, supplies?

Get up (get up), put on (wear), take off (take off) the mouthpiece (gargle), fly hair (haircut), perm, wash your face (wash your face), defecate (urinate), bolt the door (close the door), turn off the light (turn off the light), and take a nap at the faucet (faucet). ? (The next meal) nem4 (soft) Drinking water in the middle of the night (thirsty) Desk (sofa) Refrigerator (refrigerator) Furniture gib 1 (suitcase) Wan Jia (safe) Knife (knife) Candle (candle) Shower head (1 Shower head, used for bathing and watering flowers) Shell (spoon)

Animals, plants?

Big and stupid elephant (elephant) pig (pig) dog male (male dog) dog (bitch) watchdog (watchdog) rooster (rooster) rooster (hen) wet water chicken (1 drowning chicken 2 describes people getting wet by rain) bird (bird) bird (bird) brother (bird)

Cantonese tone table?

(IPA)?

First, the initial consonant table?

( 19)?

B(bo) wave p(po) tree m(mo) motorcycle f(fo) family?

Lee?

G(ga) plus k(ka) card h(ha) shrimp ng(nga) ya?

Dz(dzi) owns clothes that ts(tsi) female s(si) thinks j(ji)?

Gw (gu) gukw (ku) hoopwu (wu) wu?

Second, the vowel table (the Chinese characters in brackets in the vowel table only take their rhymes)?

(53)?

A, ah, me, Yi, U, Wu, Y?

O ke?

ε (dad)?

Oe (boots)?

Hey, ha

Oi mourning ui (cup)?

Ei (low)?

Me (ladder)?

Au (bag)?

O (pot) bow?

You ...

Oey (push)?

Am (supervisor)

Mi (Jin) I was flooded?

rape

In Ann?

N (root) is unfair in the smoke?

Oen (spring)?

Ang (pit)

Weng (Kang) Weng Gong?

εng (hall)?

Ng Ying Ying English?

Oeng (item)?

Associated Press (Duck)

P (urgent) ip leaf?

Bet?

Ot (beverage)?

It's not hot this month, but are you still alive?

Oet (out)?

Ak (guest)

Ok (shell)?

εk (feet)?

Easy house?

Oek (feet)

Hmm?

Ng Wu?

Third, adjust the watch?

1 minute, although Fu You's poems were drowned?

2 powder water is hidden in government history?

3 years old, complaining about the young library trying to print?

4 who is in charge of the grave?

5 exciting market for friends and women?

Six sleep wishes and a doctor blade test?

7 Khufu Saye?

Eight rounds of tin pickling?

9 Buddha eats and leaves?

Description:?

1.j, w is a semivowel. When a vowel starts with I or Y and there is no initial before it, it is called J, such as ji (clothes) jiu (waist) jim (smoke) jip (English) jip (leaves) jit (heat) jik (benefit) ju (remainder). When vowels begin with u, add w before them, such as wu (Wu), wui (Hui), wun (Bowl) and wut (Live).

2.m and ng can be both initials and finals to form syllables.

3. Cantonese is divided into nine tones, which are represented by 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and 9 at the upper right of the syllable. The seventh, eighth and ninth tones are entering tones, and their tones are equivalent to the short notes of the first, third and sixth tones respectively.