English humorous jokes with translation

1. How can I get the gum out? How can I take out the gum?

The stewardess handed out chewing gum to the passengers, explaining that it was to prevent their ears from bursting. When the plane landed, a passenger rushed to her and said, "I'm going to see my wife soon." How can I get the gum out of my ear? "

When the stewardess distributed chewing gum to the passengers, she explained that chewing gum helped prevent tinnitus. After the plane landed, a passenger ran up to the stewardess and said, "I'm going to see my wife soon." How can I get the gum out of my ear? "

2. Where am I? Where am I

An Englishman lost his way while driving in the country. He saw a farmer working in a nearby field, so he drove over and asked the farmer, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am now?" "Yes," said the farmer, looking at him strangely. "You are in your car, sir."

An Englishman lost his way while driving in the country. He saw a farmer working in a nearby field. So he drove over and asked the farmer, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am now?" "yes." The farmer looked at him strangely and then said, "You are in your car now, sir."

3. The chieftain at the wedding.

A policeman stopped a driver who was speeding in the street.

"But officer," said the man, "I can explain."

"Be quiet," snapped the policeman. "I will put you in jail before the director comes back."

"But, officer, I ..."

"I said to keep quiet! You are going to jail! "

A few hours later, the police officer looked at his prisoner and said, "You are lucky because the director is attending his daughter's wedding. He will be in a good mood when he comes back. "

"Are you sure?" The man in the cell replied. "I am the room."

A speeding driver was stopped by the police in the street. But, officer, the man said, I can explain. "Keep quiet," the policeman said suddenly. "I will send you to prison until the Chief Executive comes back. But, police, I, "I said keep quiet, you are going to jail. A few hours later, the policeman looked at the prison and said, "You are lucky because our boss is attending his daughter's wedding." ".He will come back with a happy mood. ""Are you sure? " The man in the cell said. I am the groom.

4. Who is the laziest?

Father: Well, Tom, I talked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?

Tom: I don't know, Dad.

Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think about it! When other boys and girls are doing their homework and writing, who sits in the classroom and only watches how others work?

Tom: Our teacher, Dad.

Father: Hey, Tom, I talked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest in your class? Tom: I don't know, Dad. Father: Oh, no, you know! Think about it, when other children are doing their homework and writing, who sits in class and just watches others do their homework? Tom: Our teacher, Dad.

Extended information jokes are short in length, simple and ingenious in story, often unexpected, and give people a wonderful feeling of being suddenly enlightened. Most of them reveal absurd phenomena in life, which are ironic and entertaining. There are different tastes.

On June 7th, 2008, Joke was approved by the State Council to be included in the second batch of national intangible cultural heritage list.

Reference joke _ Baidu Encyclopedia