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Looking for a love novel
I am a computer engineer. I remember that I went to Beijing in 2001 and have been working in Beijing ever since. My life was very difficult because I arrived in a strange city and didn’t know how to do it. What kind of friend is that? Let’s call him a depressed one. I live in a shabby courtyard near Xuanwu Gate. In order to save money, I just eat some snacks sold at the door every morning. The snack shop I remember is called Mosque, Hui Nationality The snacks they bought were delicious. They cost 5 cents each. I ate 2 in the morning and drank some water... Then I went to work. I went to Beijing for 2 months and took the exam to become a Microsoft engineer, and then I changed my job. I went to work in Zhongguancun and still lived alone every day. I often walked home at night and looked at beauties. There are actually quite a lot of beauties in Beijing, but they all love rich people. I For such a small part-time job, I just looked at it, but I am very confident that we look alike haha.
In June of that year, I met a buddy from the Northeast, and I got off work every day. We just played together, and our life became more interesting than before. I still went to and from work every day, until June 5, 2001, the second day after my birthday, something happened The thing that makes me wish to stay on that day all my life is that I met the love of my life. If we follow the Bible, that girl was my rib and turned me into a complete man. p>
I was waiting for the bus in Zhongguancun after work that day, and suddenly I saw a beautiful woman on the bus station, haha, she was so delicate and pretty, she was 168cm tall and had an invincible figure. She had no makeup and was wearing red jeans. T blood, in short, I was dumbfounded. I feel that there are really too few such pretty girls in society now, and there are not many girls who can make me feel beautiful. In my hometown, many beautiful women in the eyes of others chased me. I ignored her, but this girl was really the kind of girl I liked. I kept standing next to her and squinting at her... Haha, my heart was beating loudly... Haha, I actually got excited... I was so impulsive at the time. Okay... even men can understand...
After a while, the bus came. The girl made the 404 bus. Coincidentally, it was the same as mine. I also did this. He got into the car, so he followed her sneakily, found a seat close to her and sat down, and continued to peek at her. Haha, I seemed to call myself a bit of a pervert.
.But I didn’t think about anything else at the time, I just wanted to see a few more times. Later, she got off the bus at the World Park stop, and I ended the journey of feasting my eyes... After returning to where I live, I remembered what happened today It's better to tell my brother from the Northeast about it. He still didn't believe that she was as beautiful as I said. I argued with him all night... Because we were bored in the courtyard at night, so we played the guitar in the courtyard, and then While listening to the song of the Northeastern brother at night, I still thought about that girl. Haha, I thought at that time...it's over, it's over...I was fascinated...
I took it with me on the second day I was so excited yesterday that I set foot on the road to Zhongguancun again... I was in a good mood that day. I didn't eat the snacks sold in the mosque in the morning, but I ate bread... (It seems that I can't check the snacks too much...). I arrived at work at work. I'm very busy. I went out to maintain the computer room for the Beijing Urban Construction Bureau... Anyway, it's been a busy day... I got off work quite late in the evening... This night, I was really anxious... My colleagues at work are still asking me , handsome man, what are you doing? You are so anxious... I said it's okay, it's okay... Actually, at that time, I just wanted to go to the station quickly to see the beautiful woman... Alas... I felt like I had become a sex demon after all, haha... that day was so fast I didn't get off work until 7 o'clock. I went to the station. After waiting for a while, a 404 bus came, but I didn't get on it. I thought to myself that I should wait a little longer, and I'm sure I'll catch it. After waiting for a long time, it turned out that The girl didn't come... I felt so proud and depressed!!! I had no choice but to go back... When I returned to the courtyard, my buddy from the Northeast came to ask me nervously, "Brother, have you seen any beautiful women again?" ..Oh, he was so angry that I... felt even more depressed. At that time, I regretted why I didn't ask that woman for her contact information.. But I am timid.. I have never done such a thing since I was a child.. I feel embarrassed. ..I don’t have the guts..
In the next few days, I hope to see that beauty every day. Sometimes I can still run into her..Every time I see her, I still take a few more glances..Haha, no matter how you look at it She's a beautiful woman... I feel weird. Why is she so beautiful?
Maybe this mysterious beauty brought me good luck... Haha, bro, I've been promoted.
.I became the deputy manager of the computer department, and my salary has increased to 4,500 per month, which is really cool. I have been able to do this for 4 months in Beijing, and I am in a good mood. When I go back in the evening, I go out with my friends again. They were having dinner...then I called my parents back home and told them the news. In the next few days, I was immersed in the joy of being promoted. But the more good things like this happen, the more disappointing they become. I miss that girl, and the days go on like this. Every day, I occasionally meet that girl at the station, and then we ride with her. I often have to wait a little longer at the station to wait for her before leaving. The days keep repeating like this. .Maybe it paid off... God really gave me a chance to get in touch with that girl...
That day was July 18th. I got off work early and waited for the bus at the station... .I am very happy that she is also at the station..When I was feeling happy, I saw that the woman still looked wrong..There were many beads of sweat on her head..She was holding on to the pole at the station..It looked quite painful..There was someone next to her. Four eyes also saw it.. It seemed that he wanted to go over and help her.. When I saw it, I thought... If you, Y, snatch this opportunity from me, I will really fight with you... I will rush forward in a sprint. He went up... helped the girl and said, "Are you okay? Are you sick? I'll take you to the hospital." The guy saw me helping her, and he came up too... I immediately looked at him with a killing look, and said, "I'll take her to the hospital. You don't need her." The girl looked in pain all this time and didn't speak. I then said, "I Take you to the hospital... The girl finally spoke... Her voice sounded so good!!!!! She said: "Thank you, no need... I can do it by myself." I said: "It's okay. , I'll take you to the hospital.. Seeing that you're like this, you must go." Haha, he was very manly and forcibly carried her on his back... It felt like his whole body was full of strength... Then he was called a cow, haha, he carried her on his back. With the princess in my heart, I walked quickly to the intersection. I found a taxi and went to the hospital... When I got to the hospital, the doctor sent her to the emergency room. I waited outside... My psychology was quite complicated at the time. , I don’t know what I’m thinking, I’m walking around in the hospital hall, it’s about 7:30 in the evening. The doctor said that the girl is fine.. It seems that there is something wrong with the liver, and it is recommended to do a CT scan and blood test. Test...I said: "Yes, thank you doctor..." Just after I finished thanking you... the doctor said a word that made me unable to express my gratitude... The doctor said: "Please go and pay the full treatment fee..."... .-_-Khan...I said: "Oh, I know..." I went to pay the fee and spent more than 400,
Then I went to the ward. I saw her injecting a sling bottle. It seemed It was for pain relief, and she was already awake at this time. She saw me going in, and there was a hint of crying on her face. It felt like there was moisture around her eyes... At that time, I walked up and said, "Please feel better." "The girl said, "Yeah." I asked, "Does it still hurt?" She said, "Yeah." I said, "What's your family's contact information?" "She said again: "Yeah. "Tian Na was dizzy... How did she know how to say En Na...
I said: "You don't want to talk, do you? . Then take a rest. . I'll take you back later. "She didn't say anything. She closed her eyes and fell asleep... I was thinking... Is it a bad image? She ignored me... So I went to the WC in the hospital to take a good look at myself in the mirror and do my hair. After doing it, I sorted out my clothes and looked around a few times. Oh, cool! !
Then I quickly returned to the ward. The girl smiled when she saw me coming back... What's wrong with me? She said: "Haha, why did you look so neat? It's time to dress up. "When I heard her say this: "I also laughed. "There seemed to be a sudden warmth in my heart...I said: "What is your name? My name is XXX. She said my name is: "Li Jing". I say yes. . It sounds pretty good. . Are you hungry? . Let me go buy you something to eat. What do you want to eat. . She said: "No... wait until the suspension bottle is finished before eating." I said: "Then let me call your home... to save them from worrying." MM did not speak at that time. . The expression on his face was strange. . . I changed the subject as soon as I saw it. I said: "The doctor asked you to check your liver. He said you may have a bad liver... I will check it with you tomorrow." MM said: "No need." . It's fine.
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Haha, this fool like me was so fascinated by her beautiful face and gentle personality, and forgot about her illness... I have been thinking about this until now, I was so sorry... I wanted to take her back to the hospital. She didn’t let me know. I don’t know why. Just tell me your phone number. . I quickly said my phone number. . MM took out her cell phone, wrote down my phone number, and said, "I got it..." I asked her what her phone number was. . She glanced at me. No words were spoken. . . Then he took a taxi and left. .
After MM left, I strolled on the road alone for a while. . Thinking about what happened tonight. . I'm still wondering if MM looks down on me. Apart from my confidence in my looks, a rotational salary of 4,500 a month is really not high in Beijing. . He's not a rich man either. . MM, do you think I am poor? . . But judging from her appearance, she shouldn't be the kind of girl who loves money. . .
After going back in the evening. . . I told my buddy about this. . . They all said: "Wan La, you are out of business. I definitely despise you." 5555 I felt very uncomfortable when I heard them say that. . Even if they lied to me and said there was a chance, that would be fine. . . That night was almost over, and every day was repeating itself. . But I haven’t seen MM for many days. . Mentally, I often say to myself in a nervous manner: "Li Jing, I love you." I don't know how many times I have said it mentally. . . Haha, it’s painful~~~I’ve been afraid of lovesickness my whole life. . .
On July 23, hot is just one word. . Alas, Beijing started to get hot in July. . . The mood is not good either. . When I was at the company, my phone suddenly rang. . . I looked at an unknown number. . I answered the phone and said, "Hello, hello, who's there?"
A familiar voice came from the phone and said, "It's me...Are you busy now?" I asked. Listen~ I'm so happy. . I quickly said: "I'm not busy, I'm not busy... Just say whatever you want." MM said, "It's okay... Do you have time at noon... Invite you to dinner... I said yes, yes. I'll treat you... . MM said: "No, I'll just ask you." . . . "I said: "Yeah. Okay, I'll wait for you there. "MM said, "I'll be waiting for you at the entrance of Haiyan Building at 12 o'clock. I said: "Yeah, I'll definitely be there... Actually... I... (I didn't even say the words, I was too nervous at the time... I wanted to say that actually I miss you... Alas... I At that time, I thought it would be better if I was more shameless.) Nothing will happen~ Don’t worry.” After hanging up the phone. . Haha, I was totally lost. . This was all I was thinking about. . As soon as I got off work
I rushed directly to the WC and looked wildly in the mirror. . . Dress up like crazy. . I even borrowed some facial cream from the girl at my company and used it a little. Haha Then we went to Haiyan Building. . We are almost arriving at Haiyan Building. You can see MM from a distance. . Wearing a white dress. . I thought about it at the time (Oh my God, no... I can't stand it anymore... My mind started pounding wildly. To be honest, it's so beautiful.). I walked up to MM and said: "Hey hey... I'm here..." MM said: "Hey hey what the hey, you fool..." I felt so comfortable hearing that hehe:)
MM said at noon take me. Eat sheep and scorpions. . . (I was thinking at the time... Oh my God, why did MM think of eating this... Later I found out that MM has no money...) I said yes, as long as you like it. . MM smiled after hearing what I said. . Let's go. . .
On the road, it felt as if the men passing by were looking at us. . I'm thinking about what a bunch of stupid birds are looking at. . Be envious. . I envy you so much hahahaha. . . Said very proudly. . . . After walking for a while, we came to a small restaurant. . MM said this is it. .
The two of us had a great time eating at noon. Told a lot of funny jokes. It feels like the two people's personalities are so well matched. . Finished lunch at noon. . MM said can you accompany me in the afternoon? I didn’t even think about it. . Just say yes. . . I only thought about it after I said it. . After that, there was a meeting in the afternoon that all middle-level cadres would attend. . . . . But forget it. . Losing your job may be depressing. . It can be painful if you lose a loved one. . . I said: "Li Jing, you want to go there this afternoon... I match you." MM was very happy. . She said: "Really?" After saying this, MM cried.
. . Crying so sadly. . . Everyone in the hotel came to see me. . . My face was so red that day. . I really don't understand what I said wrong. . . The most unfortunate thing was that some people from the restaurant whistled at me. . . I hurriedly said: "Li Jing, don't be scared... Why are you feeling uncomfortable? Tell me quickly... MM held back her tears and said, "It's okay. . let's go. I don't want to be here anymore. "I said yes. I hurriedly rushed to the counter and said, "Boss, I'll settle the account. The boss glanced at me and said, "Li Jing has already paid the bill." ". I fainted at the time... How do you know her name? The boss smiled and said, "Boy. If you are a man, don't take advantage of her, otherwise I will really slap you, brother. After hearing this, I felt dizzy and said, "Oh, I know." . . ”
I found out later. It turned out that MM worked here. After coming out of the hotel, MM asked me to accompany her to the zoo. I said, “Okay.” When we got to the park, we went to see a lot of things. Animal... finally walked to the monkey's cage. She looked like she was being bullied by a big monkey.
The opportunity came up... The person on duty at the zoo was really upset when I picked up the stone. . MM laughed.
The afternoon passed quickly.
It felt like the time with MM was short. MM said I was leaving...
I said: Tell me your phone number. MM said: "Didn't I have the number when I called you at noon?" "
I thought so... so I felt embarrassed... Hehehe laughed... MM looked at me and said: "Fool. . . . "
After MM and I came out of the zoo... MM said I wanted to go home... I said: 'I'll give it to you...'
MM said: "No." . My home is very close to here. ”
MM smiled at me and said, “Fool, I’m leaving.” . . . . Come and play with me if you have time88. ”
I was so happy to hear that, I said: “Yes. Then I'll call you when I have time. 88”
I went back in the evening and told my friends in the courtyard what happened this afternoon.
Haha, those people were dumbfounded. They all said they wanted to meet Li Jing. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
I didn’t know how to date when I was studying computer science.
But after I graduated from college, I was mostly surrounded by men. /p>
I couldn’t find anyone. I really wanted this opportunity.
I called MM that night. "Hello. . It's me. . What are you doing at home? "
MM said: "Me. . Doing laundry at home. . . . What's the matter? "
MM's question knocked me down... I said it's nothing, I just miss you a little...
MM said again in a strange tone: "Fool . . . . . . Then he laughed. "
I thought at the time... MM laughed because she was amused by me.
After a while MM said: "Don't even think about it. . It’s not like you can’t see me anymore. . . Go to bed quickly. You have to go to work tomorrow, so I said I’ll call you tomorrow.
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After hanging up the phone, my friends in the yard asked me, "Speak quickly. . What to say. . . ? ”
I said: “Even if I kill you, I won’t tell you!” "Haha, I was so happy at the time... I felt like I was dreaming about MM at night...
From then on... I called MM every day... and stayed with MM whenever I had time. I went out to play...
I went to the store and bought a platinum ring.
I went to see MM again.
< p>I asked MM to go out for dinner on the night of the 25th. MM was wearing a pair of clothes.I went to the World Park very early to wait for MM. . There are many people there. . When I saw me standing on the street holding flowers like a fool, I guess I didn’t turn around as much as the giant panda. . . No, it's definitely a national treasure. .
MM saw me from far away. . . Laughing all the time. . . When he saw me, he said: "Fool, what are you doing?"
I said: "This flower is for you..." MM happily accepted the flower. . Said: "Thank you..."
I said, why do you always call me a fool. . . . . MM said: "I just like it...I'm speechless...
I went to the Great Wall Hotel with MM to eat. MM said why did you come to such a luxurious place...I said. I like to come with you. .
MM said again: "Haha, idiot. . . ~”
The atmosphere at night was so romantic... I almost never took my eyes away from MM... I don’t know whether it was sexual desire or lust...
Anyway, it was very... I want MM to be my wife... After dinner... I took out the ring. . I really like you. . I won't say nice things. . . Maybe I really am a fool. . But I really want to take care of you. . Always taking care of you. . you. you. . . I was so nervous. .
It paused for about a few seconds. I said again. . Can you be my girlfriend? I want to always take care of you. . . . . . "
MM cried again... But she cried and said with a smile: "Fool. . You will regret it. . . . , I hate calling you even I cried. . . It doesn't look good. "
I hurriedly said: "No. . My wife is also very beautiful when she cries. . hey-hey. Be obedient and stop crying. . . Otherwise, I feel bad."
MM blinked her eyes and said, "Well, I won’t cry anymore.
MM said I like watching stars very much. . . Can you accompany me to see it? . . .
To be honest, Beijing. . You can't even see the moon at night. . The stars are even less visible. . . The air has never been very good. .
I said look over there. . MM said suburbs. . I said yes. . . .
It cost more than 70 to rent it out. . Arrived in the suburbs. . . Sure enough, I can really see it. .
MM turned on my arm and said: "XXX...Thank you. I will be good to you."
That night. . MM told a lot of her own stories. .
It turns out that MM is from Hebei. . The father of the family passed away. . She lives with her mother at her sister-in-law's house in Beijing. . The family conditions are quite difficult. She stopped going to school after graduating from high school and has been working like this. During this period, they also found out that they had been raped by men. . .
I heard that MM was once bullied. . . I said to MM like a hero: "Don't worry...No one will bully you in the future.
I will start to exercise muscles tomorrow...
MM looked at me and smiled... That night, MM fell asleep in my arms while sitting on the ground. . . . I looked at MM’s innocent face, but I didn’t dare to hold her. My butt and waist hurt so much. MM woke up in the morning and kissed me sadly. . . 555555
I just wanted to kiss MM. "
I said: "Oh. ”
I said, “Quietly.” . Can you agree to be my girlfriend? . . You cried last night. . . I didn't dare ask you again. .
Li Jing looked at me. . He nodded and said. . kindness.
I really stood up immediately. . Holding Li Jing and spinning around wildly. . . . Haha, I’m really happy. . .
I didn’t go to work that day. . . I took MM to have some food in the morning. . MM said she wanted to go back to sleep. . My MM sent it home.
I also saw MM’s mother for the first time. . . Her mother is about 45 years old. . . Watch me send MM back. . Said: "Thank you for sending my Jinger back." I said quickly: "It's okay, Auntie." ”
Li Jing always surprises me... at this time.
Li Jing said: "Mom... He is my boyfriend...
Her mother and I were stunned... Her mother said... You!...
p>I left Li Jing’s house inexplicably. As soon as I returned to the courtyard, my friend from the Northeast came to see me. Y is crazy. . You don’t even go to company meetings
You don’t even go to class. . Your work unit has called you N+N times. . I said you were hospitalized. Are you fooling around? . .
I just realized it. . That day I didn't go to work for 2 days. . . I hurriedly ran to work. .
As soon as you enter the company. . I had a bad feeling. . . My boss came to me directly and said: "Xiao Lin, come here...
I entered the office of Mr. Li of the company. Mr. Li said: "Xiao Lin, the company sees that you have the potential to promote you. Not yet.
I don’t even ask for leave if I don’t come to work. . ¥%#¥#¥#%¥#%¥#%¥#. . I was completely speechless when asked. . . .
Mr. Li said: "This is the first time. Please be careful next time. I said yes and left...
I went back in mourning... When I got to the office, I heard that it was Li Jing. Didn't you say go home and sleep?" MM said. . Fool you are there. I said I was at the company. .
Li Jing said: "I guess so. I've prepared a meal for you...I'll give it to you at noon...
Zhongguancun is actually quite far from her home. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . p>MM is watching me... I feel like I'm already married. . . Li Jing suddenly said: "Lin Lin (my nickname)
Let me move out and live with you. . . . I vomited out the food in my drunken body after listening to the investigation. .
I wanted to refuse even a kiss. . . . Why are you suddenly willing to live with me?
I said: "Jingjing, did you have a quarrel with your mother...Why did you say this suddenly?"
Li Jing said: "You don't want to?"
Sigh. . All men have to say yes. . . I am no exception
I said: "///No... I am willing..." Li Jing said: "That's OK." . . You can help me move things after get off work later.
MM is waiting for me downstairs after get off work in the evening. . People from the company saw MM with me. . They all looked at me with envy.
But I am not happy. . Because I always feel that there is something wrong with MM’s psychology, but no matter how I ask MM, she refuses to tell.
When I arrived at MM’s house in the evening, her sister-in-law was the only one at home. Her aunt suddenly dragged me into the room and said to me seriously: "
My Jingjing is in very bad health. You Don't bully her (what I understood at the time was that she was afraid that I would molest her or something)
So I said, don't worry, Auntie, I will definitely take good care of her.
Jingjing quickly packed her bags and told me let’s go. I said goodbye to her sister-in-law and we left that day. In the evening I took her to the courtyard where I lived, and all the guys in the courtyard looked straight at her.
Say~~~ You are Li Jing, I hear XXX talking about you every day, and finally meet her. It's up to you.
I can tell at a glance. They are all drooling
I quickly dragged MM into the room, put the luggage away, and said you were tired. It’s been a day. I’ll go cook for you. MM nodded and looked at the ring I gave her. He jumped on me and said... I don't know how to hold him. p>
MM felt much calmer after a while. MM said: “Don’t ask me why. I will be good to you and treat you well with all my love, no matter how you treat me. . I recognize you. ”
After saying that, MM stood up and said, I’d rather cook for you.
Take me shopping for groceries. . .
I also stood up. . . Not knowing where the courage came from, I hugged Li Jing and kissed her wildly. . MM didn't resist, she just followed me. .
After a while, MM dragged me away and said: "Idiot...Okay, I'm hungry."
I said yes~~~ Let's go and go with my wife Go shopping for groceries. . . MM laughed again. . . Li Jing smiles beautifully. real. .
Li Jing and I just left the yard. . . Said the friends from the courtyard. . . Beauty, please take us with you. . . .
I said. . . Who dares to follow? . I will bite people! ! ! ! ! Then everyone laughed. MM and I went to the vegetable market.
When we arrived at the market, MM said she wanted to buy fish, and then we bought fish and tofu. . . MM said she would make fish soup for me to drink. .
Buy some more potatoes. . With steamed buns. . We went back. .
Return to the yard. . MM and I started cooking. Haha, all the friends in the yard came to help. . .
Actually, my current salary is enough for me to move to a better place to live. . It was because of this group of friends that they didn't move away. . .
After working for a long time, the meal was ready, and friends from the courtyard bought some cooked food outside. In the end, what was supposed to be a dinner for two turned into a big party. . But it’s okay, MM enjoyed her meal very much. . . Everyone takes good care of MM. .
Finished eating. . They clean the bowls and pots. . These buddies are not dating for nothing.
Have eaten. . I suddenly had an idea that was anti-bitch in the eyes of some men.
I want to wash MM’s feet because she has been tired for a day. .
I went to boil some water for MM. . Found a basin. Pour in water. He brought it to Li Jing and said. . Dear.
Let me wash your feet. . . . . MM laughed. . .
I really washed it for MM. . . . But it doesn't feel mean. . . I just feel a little sorry for her after a tiring day.
After serving Li Jing, I also washed my feet.
MM and I lay on the bed and watched TV. . . I'm so nervous. .
Look at it. . Suddenly someone has a trick. . .
I opened the door and saw that it was my friend from the Northeast. He smiled and said,
I’m here to give you something good. . . I took a look. . It's a condom. . . well. I'm so dizzy
I said I don't want it. . . While arguing with him. MM seemed to hear something.
Li Jing said: "Okay... stop making trouble...
I said: "Did you hear that? . My wife asked me to go back and pull it. "
I returned to the room... Li Jing blushed... I thought at that time... Oh, my bright image is over.
Because it is summer... It was very hot... I only had my shorts on.
Li Jing dragged me and said, "Come and lie down." . You have been tired for a long day too. .
I said: "Yeah... Then I lay down nervously.
I hugged MM... I always wanted to kiss her... but I was embarrassed. After all, it was too short.
I'm tired, let's go to bed.
. . . . . . . . . . I mean... To be honest, I dreamed of getting her.
We hugged each other and suddenly looked at me and said, "I'll give myself to you." . . ”
Actually, at that time, I thought Li Jing might not be a virgin anymore, because she was so beautiful. There must have been many men pursuing her.
That night... It seemed that we not only had very different personalities. It's suitable.
I don't care about her feelings. . . . But then I realized that she really gave herself to me, and it was really beautiful. < /p>
After I finished, I hugged Li Jing and said, "I am already yours." . . I will tell you everything I do in the future
slowly. . .
I had an inexplicable feeling when I heard it. . . Don't understand what she means. .
I said: "Yes. Don't worry... I understand a truth."
"The most precious thing in this world is not what you can't get, nor what has been lost. The most precious thing is The most important thing is to cherish what you have."
So I will definitely cherish you... Don't worry...
Just after I finished speaking, Li Jing pinched me bitterly. Said: "You fool, you still say you can't speak. . Are you lying to me with your sweet words just now? What if you tell other little girls? . It can definitely be deceived. .
I hurriedly said: "No, no!!!!" Li Jing saw that I was so anxious and said: "
Okay, I understand." . . Don't think about anything tonight. . . Li Jing kissed me again. .
One night we made love many times. . .
Get up on the second day. . My legs are weak. . . . Li Jing's face didn't look very good either. . . .
I said: "Wife... Hey, this is the first time I call a girl my wife~~~. Li Jing said: Yes.
I bought Li Jing a good one this morning. It’s time to have dinner with her.
I’m going to go to work today.
"Not going. . I resigned. . From now on I will serve you at home. . I might be a burden to you. "
I said: "Little fool. . . Then hold her. . . Kissed her and said `~I love you! ! ! !
I go to work in the morning. . Stand in the car. . The whole person is dizzy and physically exhausted. . . .
Work all day. . . No energy at all. . But I am very happy mentally. I have been anxious to go home and find my wife as soon as possible.
Li Jing called me again at noon. . . Come and bring me food. . . I promoted it everywhere in the workplace. . My wife came to bring me food. .
It has been like this every day since then. . Li Jing comes to bring me food every day. . . The life was quite sweet. .
Go back every night. . Will have sex with her. . And Li Jing listens to me every time. . . I am also very, very good to Li Jing. . .
But the good days God gave me were too short. . . .
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