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2.。 I asked my mother, "Why do you need so many potatoes?"
My mother said, "Come on, did you forget to compete with pigs for potatoes when you were young?"
I was shocked and quickly stopped my mother: "Don't tell anyone about this."
My mother is very proud: "What are you afraid of? Have you forgotten that you won? "
3.。 The husband was very unhappy when he came home, and the wife asked with concern, "Did something go wrong?"
Husband: "I found 200 yuan on the bus today."
Wife: "That should be happy!" "
Husband: "Another passenger saw it, too. I shared it with him ... "
Wife: "Then don't you still have 100 yuan?"
Husband: "I found out before I went home that the 200 yuan was actually lost by myself."
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