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The Lakers beat the Mavericks. James laughed with thick eyebrows while chatting with Kidd when he came off the court. What happened?
On December 30, Beijing time, James celebrated his 35th birthday. The Lakers will also host the Dallas Mavericks. James played injured. In the end, with his organization and assists, the Lakers blossomed more and defeated the Mavericks led by Doncic 105-98. The Lakers achieved 2 consecutive victories. It is worth mentioning that Kobe also brought his daughter to the scene to cheer for James.
The embrace between two generations of legends made people’s eyes wet
In the middle of the first quarter, James relied on a fast-break long pass to assist the thick-browed brother to complete a dunk and won the game. The fourth assist of the game also ushered in the 9,000th assist of his career. He became the first player in NBA history to score 33,000 points, 9,000 rebounds, and 9,000 assists. Before that, only Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Malone had scored at least 33,000 points and 9,000 assists in their careers. Congratulations to James.
James' personal career milestone
James played 34 minutes in this game, made 3 of 10 shots, and scored 13 points, 6 rebounds and 13 assists. Although his shooting touch was not good, James' 13 assists, successfully activating the Lakers' inside line. Among them, McGee scored 11 points and 5 rebounds in 6 shots and 5 minutes, and Howard scored 15 points and 3 rebounds many times. The two of them ran rampant in the Mavericks' interior, leaving the other side helpless.
With one minute left in the game, the Lakers still led the Mavericks by 16 points, which also made the game lose suspense, so head coach Vogel replaced James and Big Eyebrows. On the court, James came to the side of assistant coach Kidd when he came off the court, and then said something to coach Kidd, making the thick eyebrows on the side laugh.
James, Big Eyebrow and Kidd Assistant
In the 2019-2020 season, James led the assist list with 10.8 assists. After this game, James’ career assists total also reached 9009 times, ranking 9th in history, and Kidd averaged 8.7 assists per game during his career, and his 12,091 assists also ranked him second in history. James is still 3,082 assists away from Kidd.
NBA total assist rankings
James has always been funny and naughty, so I guess he would come to Kidd and say: "Coach, what is your total assist count?"
Kidd: 12,091 times.
James: How much more do I need?
Kidd: More than 3,000 times. p> James: That’s not much, it’s only for 2-3 seasons.
Kidd: Thank you for not breaking my record in front of me.
Brother Nongmei. : Hahaha.
On his 35th birthday, James not only set a historic record, led the Lakers to 2 consecutive victories, and continued to maintain the first record in the Western Conference, he was also ranked first by the Associated Press. Selected as the best male athlete in the past ten years, it can be said that this birthday is quite perfect. I once again wish "Little Emperor" James a happy birthday and bring more excitement to his fans.
Today the Lakers faced off against the Mavericks back-to-back. In this game, although James and Brother Big Eyebrow were injured, they still decided to play through their injuries. In the end, they led the Lakers to a 108-95 victory over the Mavericks. After the team lost four games in a row, they once again won two games in a row.
Although James did not score much in this game, he still sent out 13 assists and reached double figures in two consecutive games. James also accomplished a great feat, that is, in the first quarter of the game, when James sent 4 assists, his career regular season total assists reached 9,000. At the same time, he also became the first player in history to have the most assists in his career. A player whose points + total rebounds + total assists exceed the 33,000 + 9,000 + 9,000 mark.
At the same time, after this game, James' total assists reached 9,009, and he became the ninth player in history to have assists exceed 9,000. The top eight are: Stockton (15806), Kidd (12091), Nash (10335), Mark Jackson (10334), Magic Johnson (10141), Big O Robertson (9887), Chris Paul (9381) and Smiling Assassin Thomas (9061) ). It is worth mentioning that among the first nine athletes with over 9,000 assists, only James is a non-point guard.
As can be seen from the total assists list, current Lakers assistant coach Kidd ranks second with 12,091 assists. At the same time, at the last moment of today's game, when the overall situation of the game was decided, the head coach replaced James and Brother Big Eyebrow. When James walked up to assistant coach Kidd, while the two communicated, he made Brother Big Eyebrow laugh. I I guess the content of the exchange between the two was about James trying to surpass assistant coach Kidd in the assists list.
There is currently a gap of more than 3,000 assists between James and Kidd. If James can maintain an average of 10 assists per game like this season and play 70 games per season, it will take more than 4 seasons to surpass Kidd. What's more, it is not easy for James, who is not a pure point guard, to maintain ten assists per game. Moreover, James has reached the age of 39 in four more seasons. No matter how good James' body is, his condition will inevitably decline at the end of his career. Therefore, it seems that if James wants to surpass Kidd in the assists list, it is probably a joke.
Thank you for the invitation!
The past 2 wins are for stability and stability.
In particular, the Lakers defeated the Mavericks, avenging their revenge at the beginning of the month, and the team's situation returned to the winning streak. When every player on this team regains their defensive power, they have the capital to shout to every opponent in the league: "We deserve to be No. 1 in the Western Conference."
LeBron James has sent out 16 times and 13 assists each in the past, sacrificing personal data on the offensive end, giving the lineup the power to rotate, and let us worry about the bench lineup for a period of the season. Cognitive misconceptions.
There is an underlying feeling that when the two giants "Zhan Mei" changed from singles to driving teammates, this team truly became the powerful Lakers that everyone expected.
"Revenge", "Big Victory", "Record Night", "AP Player of the Year 10", "Player of the Day" are the most beautiful gifts for LeBron James on his birthday.
Although LeBron James was 13+13, a "LeBron James connection" shortly after the start of the quarter between the Lakers and the Mavericks allowed the great star to receive his 9,000th assist in his career. For James, it was simply Simple assists are too routine, but as he said: "I just play the right way."
9,000 assists, remembered by history, are still being created. In the near future, LeBron's data will once again leapfrog into the top three in NBA history, and which one is about to be surpassed is not only Isaiah Thomas, but also the current Lakers first assistant Jason Kidd.
At the end of the game, LeBron James strolled down the court and was greeted with warm applause from all the Staples fans, which seemed like worship and infinite reverence. The second boss, with thick eyebrows, shook hands with his elder brother and hugged him, his eyes full of infinite envy. Jason Kidd's handshake and smile were more like his infinite appreciation for his disciples. Recording is not the end, and transcendence is sometimes another kind of beauty.
I am in a good mood! Tonight's Staples was filled with a cheerful atmosphere. The fans who watched the game on the spot did not have a good viewing experience. On the milestone night, James completed an unprecedented feat. He was the first in NBA history to score at least 33,000 points and 9,000 rebounds. and a player with 9,000 assists. After the fourth quarter ended, Lao James greeted and talked with Kobe Kidd successively. The atmosphere within the Lakers team is very good!
Some fans may have to say, what night is James not the focus? Tonight is different. First of all, tonight is James' birthday. James is 35 years old. Secondly, James gave up his rest, completed his revenge against the Mavericks, and almost locked up this season's new star Doncic.
He only scored 19 points in the game, and he was relatively frustrated with 0 of 6 three-point shots; most importantly, James completed an almost impossible feat. He sent out four assists in the first quarter of the game. Completed. The first person with at least 33,000 points, 9,000 rebounds, and 9,000 assists in his career! I have to say that this record is too difficult to achieve!
Birthday night, revenge, milestone. James is the absolute focus of the game tonight. Lao Zhan is in a good mood!
Old friends talk a lot when they meet and drive carelessly? We don’t know whether he can drive or not, but James and Kidd, who has thick eyebrows, had a great conversation. With more than a minute left in the fourth quarter, Huang Ama hit a three-pointer from the corner to seal the victory! The two main players, James and Davis, took a rest. James first walked straight to Kobe, who was watching the game with his daughter in the first row. Kobe stood up and hugged Lao Zhan. and whispered something. Then, the conversation between James and Kidd ushered in Davis joining in the fun. The two main players chatted very easily with the old Kidd.
It can be speculated that James and Kidd may be communicating about the number of assists. Maybe Kidd will say: "Hurry up, it's not even close to my total." James might say: "That depends on Davis's finishing ability." From this perspective, the relationship between the Lakers' two main players and even all the players is still very harmonious and cohesive!
On December 30, Beijing time, the Lakers faced the visiting Mavericks at home. In the end, the Lakers won easily. The Lakers suppressed their opponents' offense throughout the game and did not give their opponents any chance to reverse. , always taking the initiative on the court, and at the same time taking revenge, so this victory is naturally a happy thing for the Lakers!
As a fan, we can only see the players fighting on the court. Every wonderful goal is what the fans are looking forward to. About 1 minute before the end of the game, the Lakers led by 16 In the case of points, the head coach also replaced James, and James also had a brief exchange with assistant coach Kidd on the sidelines. As for what James and Kidd talked about, we don’t know. We can probably guess. , their mood is naturally very good, after all, the team won.
It is estimated that Kidd, who was sitting on the sidelines, made fun of James. He thought that James's playing style in this game was very similar to his past. So judging from James' statistics, there are indeed some Kidd's In the shadow of James, James only took 10 shots in the entire game. This situation is also extremely rare. It can be said that 10 shots should be the lowest number since James joined the Lakers.
Assistant coach Kidd has also been a point guard with outstanding organizational skills in his career. He has never been good at scoring on the court. In his career, he only averaged about 11 shots per game and averaged only 11 points per game. Only about 12 points, but his average assists per game is close to 9. James's statistics in this game are 13 points, 6 rebounds and 13 assists. This style of play is very similar to Kidd's style of play back then, so Kidd is also He praised James greatly, and James was naturally in a good mood after hearing these words.
Davis was laughing next to him. As James' right-hand man, Davis also played very easily in this game. He only took 12 shots in the whole game, which was far lower than His season average, but his efficiency is very high. He made 8 of 12 shots and his shooting percentage was as high as 66.7%. He easily scored 23 points, 9 rebounds, 4 assists, 2 steals and 1 block. The most important thing is that other teammates played well in this game. He also performed well in every game, with six members of the team scoring in double figures. Obviously Davis also hopes to win in this way! He doesn't want to be so tired every game.
People feel refreshed when happy events happen! This victory is of great significance, and tomorrow is James' 35th birthday. I believe this victory can also be his best birthday gift!
On December 30, the Lakers played against the Mavericks at home. Although James did not score much, James used 13 assists to help the team defeat the Mavericks 108:95. In this game, James' career assists exceeded 9,000, and he joked with the team's assistant coach Kidd after the game.
With one minute left in the game, because the Lakers led the Mavericks by 16 points, the head coach also took James and Big Eyebrows off the court. James came to Kidd when he was off the court, and then stopped and talked with Kidd. Germany communicated, and the thick eyebrows laughed happily after hearing the content of James' speech.
Judging from James' performance in this game and this season, it is estimated that James is communicating with Kidd about the assist list, because James averaged 10.8 assists per game this season. According to this assist According to the trend, James will average more than 700 assists per game in a season, or even close to 800, so James is expected to surpass Kidd's total assists before retiring.
Guess James smiled and said to Kidd: Coach, what is your total number of assists? Kidd said: 12,091 times. James asked: How many assists did I have at the end of this game? Kidd said: 9003 times. James asked again: Will he be able to surpass you soon? Kidd laughed loudly!
The happy boy McGee saw the three of them laughing together, so he hurried forward and didn’t know what to do. After reading the chat records between James and Kidd, would McGee think: Go back and check my records to see which record will surpass James! Kidd probably told him: The number of times of the five major embarrassments far exceeds that of James.
In today's game between the Lakers and the Mavericks, James' performance on the offensive end was not very outstanding and he did not exert much force. However, tonight is his birthday, but Lao James provided selfless assists during the game. But it was a lot. Although he only scored 13 points on 3 of 10 shots, he sent 13 assists and revitalized the team's offense in an alternative way. In this game, the Lakers' team defense was very tough and defeated the Mavericks team led by Lao Zhan and Xiaomi.
With more than 1 minute left in the game, Vogel also replaced Lao Zhan and asked him to accept the cheers and blessings of the fans. After all, tonight belongs to him. After returning to the bench, Lao James chatted happily with Kidd from the coaching staff. Davis, who was standing aside, also laughed. Judging from the scene at that time, Kidd, who has high emotional intelligence, must have been teasing or teasing. After making fun of Lao Zhan, the two started teasing each other.
Because today is not only Lao Zhan’s birthday, after giving out 13 assists in this game, Lao Zhan’s data in the NBA has reached 33009009000, ranking first in the total assists list. Entering 9th place, the total number of assists is 9,009, and the second place on this list is Kidd, who is sitting on the Lakers bench, with 12,091 assists. If calculated according to James' current assist data, he still has two and a half seasons with the Lakers, and it is not impossible to surpass Kidd before retiring.
So Kidd may be making fun of James' birthday, or he may be making fun of James' assist data. No matter what it is, it can always be seen that the Lakers are in harmony now, compared with the Clippers who are in crisis in the locker room. Much better. During the game, Lakers star Kobe Bryant was also present in person to help out. The two generations of kings embracing each other looked so beautiful. The Lakers are making steady progress this season. After some recruitment adjustments, not only the team's strength has greatly increased, but the coaching team is also full of talents. The last sentence is: five words, you know, everyone, please comment section! Ha ha!
On December 30, James celebrated his 35th birthday. The Lakers face the Dallas Mavericks at home. James played with an injury. In the end, with his organization and assists, the Lakers blossomed and defeated the Mavericks led by Doncic 105-98. Lakers star Kobe Bryant also brought his daughter to the scene to cheer for James. Although James did not score high in this game, he still sent out 13 assists, reaching double figures for two consecutive games. At the same time, James also completed the feat of assists in this game. In the first quarter of the game, James sent out 4 assists. Assists, his career total regular season assists reached 9,000, and he also became the first player in NBA history to exceed the 33,009,009,000 mark in career total points + total rebounds + total assists.
The game was about to end, and the outcome was no longer in suspense. LeBron James strolled off the court and was greeted with warm applause from all Staples fans. The two men with thick eyebrows shook hands with James and hugged him in greeting, while Jason Kidd and James shook hands and laughed, chatting happily. Some people guessed what they talked about: Kidd, what is your total number of assists? Kidd said :12091 times. James asked: My assist count is 9,003, which is not much different from yours. Can I surpass you soon? Just wait to be surpassed by me. Kidd laughed.
That must be a direct chat with future NBA stars, and the chat and laughter of future NBA stars!
So why is there such a scene? It turns out that today is another milestone in James' career. James scored 13 points, 13 assists and 6 rebounds in this game. His career regular season points, rebounds and assists reached 33009009000, setting a new NBA historical record!
And on this record night , the Lakers coaching staff was sitting and witnessing none other than Jason Kidd, who ranks second on the NBA’s historical assists list, with a total of 12,091 assists! And James is the first non-guard assists leader in the top ten assists list! < /p>
It would be so special to be witnessed by a legend in assists to witness his record, so the two chatted happily after the game. As for why Davis is also happy, as James' current partner, can he not be happy to see his teammates set such a record and the team still wins? The purpose of coming to the Lakers with thick eyebrows is to leave something for himself in the NBA. Now is a great learning opportunity!
As for the chat content between Lao Zhan and Kidd, it probably goes like this:
Lao Zhan: Hey, guns, I set a new record< /p>
Kidd: Congratulations
Lao Zhan: When I retire, I may have more assists than you
Kidd: Come on, come on, try it! < /p>
Davis: hahaha ha
December 30 is James’ 35th birthday, and the Lakers will meet the challenge of the Mavericks led by Doncic at home. Before this game, James' points, rebounds, and assists data were 33334+9114+8996. If he gets 4 assists in this game, he will become the first person in history to complete 33009009000. 4 assists is just something that comes easily to James. There is no doubt that he will reach his milestone in this game. Lakers legend Kobe Bryant was also present to witness James' milestone.
With 4 minutes and 39 seconds left in the first quarter, James passed a quarterback-style pass from the backcourt directly to the thick eyebrows of the frontcourt. After thick eyebrows got the ball, he went straight for a layup. James got his fourth assist of the game and reached a milestone.
The Lakers played an efficient defense in this game. They allowed the Mavericks, who averaged 117.5 points per game and ranked third in the league, to only score 95 points. The situation has been firmly controlled by the Lakers. With 1 minute and 19 seconds left in the fourth quarter, James made a free throw to rewrite the score to 106-90. The game entered garbage time and James was replaced. The thick eyebrow came over to greet James, and the two high-fived and hugged. Kidd, the team's first assistant coach, stood up at this time and chatted with James and Nongmei for a few words, and all three of them laughed heartily.
On a night like this, the topic among the three of them must be related to milestones! Maybe Kidd lets James play for a few more years and try to surpass himself in assists. This is just a joke. In this game, James scored 13 points, 6 rebounds, and 13 assists, bringing his total career statistics to 33347 (fourth in history) +9120 (51st in history) +9009 (9th in history). James' career continues, and records will be rewritten. In the post-game interview, James said that milestones will come to you as you grow older. This is a gift!
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