Humorous sentences about asking for presents at Christmas

1, don't ask me for a Christmas present, remember that meeting me is the biggest gift in your life.

2. Santa Claus, it's Christmas. For someone, can you give me a girlfriend as a Christmas present?

Hello, Santa Claus, I have warmed the bed. You can put the person I like on my bed. Thank you.

Dear Santa Claus, I don't want sugar, I don't want chocolate, I don't want new clothes. Put my lover in my big socks on Christmas Eve and pay attention to the outside. Thank you.

It doesn't matter if no one gives you a Christmas present. You can come to me. As long as you ask, I will say no. ..