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Winter jokes are too cold. Let's tell an interesting joke.
My family lives in the mountains, and it is very troublesome to go out to buy things every time. It takes five hours to drive a Porsche and four hours to drive a Mercedes. Although there is a helicopter at home, it is very inconvenient to find a parking space by car. I go shopping occasionally. My parents are afraid that I will be kidnapped, and I am protected by more than 20 bodyguards. Everyone will scare me away when they see me, so I have been rejected since I was a child. .......
Because my home is in the deep mountains, it is very cold every winter, and my father also says that it is very troublesome to go out to buy things, so there is no heater in winter ... no quilt ... I can only burn money with my parents to keep warm every day ... and I can only sleep with money (I definitely think the pound is warmer).
I remember when I was a child, I rushed out of the room and peed my pants because the room was too big. So my father put a small sheep motorcycle in my room, and let me rush out of the room with 1000 ping in 1000 minutes, cross the 5 km corridor and reach the 800 ping toilet (I often get lost in the corridor).
Dad also found someone to build 20 dangerous houses with 250 small toilets in 600 ping, saying: If you get wet in the future, change rooms directly. If the room is not enough or too small, tell dad that he will call for more rooms. Our life is very hard, so you should be patient! ! Now that I think about it, Dad is really a kind person! !
I still remember one time, a thief broke into my dad's safe with explosives, causing the gold coins inside to keep rolling out and the thief was crushed to death. .......
I feel sorry for the thief. ......
Gold coins hurt when they crush people! !
He is not as lucky as the thief who was suffocated by money before. My mother often tells me that our family life is very difficult ~ I have to learn to bear hardships ~
So I have developed the spirit of hard work since I was a child. My future wish is to find 200 monsters who can only eat money, eat up all the money at home and avenge those poor thieves! !
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